The Legend of Wartcock – 4/27/09 (History)

For some Ellis Show interns getting a nickname that sticks takes days, weeks, or in some cases a definitive one never materializes. That was not a problem for Stewart AKA Wartcock. Let’s take a listen on how it all went down.


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More Wartcock songs!


We Made You

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Know Your Enemy

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8 Mile

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On His Penis

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Gilligan’s Island

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Gimme More

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New Age Girl

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Copacabana

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The #ReplaceWordsWithFollowers Game

Every now and then I have a stroke of genius.  Or it was an actual stroke, I’m not sure but I created a new hastag game: #ReplaceWordsWithFollowers. This is possibly one of the greatest things I have ever thought up on a Thursday night before bed in March.  Here are some of the things people came up with.  Enjoy.

 

@bwstrangler: It was @AZ_RedDragon when @EllisMate stuck that @bitPimps in that lady’s @possiblytully and thanked his @KimDultz

@bitPimps中: ‏ At first I was all like, @OMGZeebrazz, but then I saw it was @RachelAndSarah so I pulled out my @tank_yanker

@tank_yanker: I tried to undo her @OMGZeebrazz to see her @CobraTits and she got all @testyboy !! Tried to @bwstrangler me!

@tank_yanker: That’s correct officer, I hit him with @FonzoBlunt object. The body’s in the trunk of my @chevro1et.

@bitPimps: Call me @Amy_L_Sss because I get all @e3guzman when I’m @NCcrushinonRJ her @babythroat like a @BEZERKAH1_3

@bitPimps: If @MyMathGarcia is correct, I should be to send my @RedJammieGirl to college & that would be @atmbcool

@bwstrangler: Can’t wait 2 get all @DougBenson and go @mayhemmiller on a cheeseburger then just @mike_in_canada on the couch

@bwstrangler: my wife’s @bitPimps are huge, can’t wait 2 pull out my @tank_yanker and @AZ_RedDragon all over them

@JohnnySkidmarks: It took @3_days to find out that most of my followers think that I’m a @sarcasticunt

@Jen_E_Morse: Can I lick your @taternuts?

@Jen_E_Morse: I wanna get @DirtNasty with @EllisMate

@AZ_RedDragon: I’m @cantskateanymre and going to @possiblytully for the night.

@AZ_RedDragon: I’ll show you my @tank_yanker if you show me your @herro_amy

@AZ_RedDragonI have a huge @mike_in_canada it hangs way below my @bitPimps and its fucking @bwstrangler

@tank_yanker: I drank too much @WhiskeyGirl923 and went @BEZERKAH1_3 then turned into a @Wolfman812.

@bitPimps: I asked my @RedJammieGirl how she wanted her @herro_amy treated & she said to @donaldschultz it.

@tank_yanker: I’m all out of @_Prozach74 , and @Addicted2Diesel now, and my ass is @AZ_RedDragon now…

@tank_yanker: I’ll @bitPimps slap anybody that touches the ladies, and dump the bodies on the @shit_toboggan

@Jen_E_Morse: I want to suck your @GatorHotdogDog and take it in the @dannykass

@tank_yanker: I took my ex to the river in my @chevro1et and @bwstrangler‘d her there

@KimDultz: I wanna get @AZ_RedDragon wasted!

@KimDultz: I wanna @Fngr_Xpressions @_daniBum_ all night long till I get @sleepyjoe_RDS and pass out in the @oilfieldtrash84

@KimDultz: I held my @gungirlRDS up to your @Meaty_OZ @stapleneck and it went @boomer1600 then you were @cogdeth

‏ @bitPimps: I told @KimDultz I was @mike_in_canada just so I could @nickyknac her @VZ4SHEEZY but she said to @Saveit4thewar

 

These are a few of the posts that I could find, there are some really brilliant people out there.  If you have any ideas for Hastag Games send @bitPimps or @Az_Reddragon a message and we’ll put up some of the results.

Show Re-cap For Friday 3/2/2012

It’s Friday you fucking animals! And who gives a fuck? Not me, not you, and not anyone we know. So let’s jump right into the mix here and see how the guys planned to top off an already stellar week of shows, shall we? We shall!

Ellis had a sleepover with Mayhem (@mayhemmiller) so he could be up and ready to come back on the show this morning. Mayhem damn near burned down the studio on his first time back in like 8 months and huffed some canned compressed air! He was so full of energy that I think he started to get on everyone’s nerves in the studio for a short while (it’s damn early for his high energy craziness), but still – he was pretty fucking hilarious. Mayhem said he hasn’t been on the show because he lost his license, which is probably true.

Dan the intern got a new nickname, “Madame Seduce-a”, sounds hot right? Rawdog was temporarily known as “Hot Pockets”, Ellis was temporarily known as “Frozen Pants”, for putting his pants in the freezer, and Tully was temporarily known as “C.B. Dollaway”.

Since it is Friday, and I don’t give a fuck, and nobody else gives a fuck, and because I’m ready to blow this taco stand, I’m ending this mother bitch right here and right now. And guess what else? Yup. You’re mom is still a massive whore, but again, nobody cares because it’s Friday. Let her whore it up, stick things all up in her holes, whatever she wants. FREEZE MY PANTS TONIGHT!

Adele on New Music Tuesday – 2/22/11 (History)

If you watched the 2012 Grammy Awards you probably saw Adele win over, and over, and over. She left with a total of six! Let’s go back and listen to how Rawdog, J.Ellis, Mayhem, Danny Kass, and the Dingo reviewed “Rolling in the Deep”.


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Mayhem Mondays! – June 2010 (History)

The boys are off for Presidents Day and there is another “Best of” show. Boring!

It’s Monday, Jason “Mayhem” Miller will be returning to the UFC on May 26th, and he just tweeted to J.Ellis that he wants to come back on the show. So, let’s celebrate by winding the clock back to June of 2010. Mayhem stopped in for every Monday that month (I think that’s the only month he ever accomplished that). It was, in my opinion, the peak of “Mayhem Mondays”.

Mayhem’s long awaited return after trashing the Ellis’ Beverly Hills home, they prank a phone solicitor, a buzzed Oxy John calls in, and Gay Ray & Mayhem have gay phone sex – 6/7/2010

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Bonus: Want the background to the Mayhem sex party? – Mayhem Sex Party In The Ellis’ House – The Complete Story (History)


Mayhem arrives unannounced after J.Ellis “tongue fucks” Rawdog for losing a UFC bet, more Oxy John, and the history of Mayhem vs. GSP – 6/14/2010

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J.Ellis is late and Mayhem starts the show, Steven Seagal & Anderson Silva training video, religion, jobs, and go kart racing – 6/21/2010

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The beehive holocaust, Mayhem lost his brand new iPhone 4, Chris Brown, Ashley Fiolek, Fedor, the 1st MMA death – 6/28/2010

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