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What Ellis Says
What Ellis Means
|Absence makes for...a great night out with your friends...gets you fucked up.
|Absence makes the heart grow fonder *Dingo mistaking absence for absinthe
|Acidic or acidity *Dingoism
|Ablation (the heart procedure performed on Ellis)
|Aretha Franklin, 'Merica'
|Analogous statement signifying greatness. The first part being a reference to Ellis' repeated assertion that every man dies, but not every man has the privilege of copulating with Aretha Franklin. The second part of the statement is self explanatory, 'cause Murica. Fuck yeah!'
|Amadeus. As in Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
|Assumption is the mother of all fuckups
|Blind speculation is a common mistake that often leads to unnecessary misunderstandings and/or rumors
|Baby Phat, Russell Simmons' womens' apparel company. See also: Frat Farm
|Barking up a bad tree
|Barking up the wrong tree *Dingoism
|Sexual finishing move whereby a man deposits his ejaculate onto the top of his partner's head, ideally creating a puddle resembling a knit cap, toque or yarmulke.
|Glamored, a True Blood/vampire reference to a type of mind control the vampires can exercise on humans
|The animal from which Tully (Oxtard) thinks Beluga caviar comes from, as opposed to Beluga sturgeon, which actually produce eggs
|Beverly 902 fucking gerbil
|To bounce out of the situation
|Bleeding like a stuffed pig
|Bleeding like a stuck pig
|Bowl in a China shop
|Bull in a China shop
|Brass tacks, as in 'Let's get down to brass tacks". Statement indicating one's readiness to cut the bullshit and talk in a serious, more concise manner.
|Bring that to circle
|Bring full circle *Dingoism
|Fanny pack *Australianism
|Bergamot; an fragrant orange that's essence is commonly used in cologne
|An undesirable woman, subjective to the observer, slightly less undesireable than the human slam pig; see Sea Turtle and Shit Pig
|To continue on; to win; to bask in victory
|Clooney, as in George Clooney
|Kevin Kline, actor
|Can't deny the riff
|There is no argument that the subject has talent
|Caleb *Caller name that Ellis consistently reads and pronounces incorrectly
|The act of copulating with someone with whom you would not normally consider an ideal sexual partner, out of a sense of pity mixed with empathy and generosity.
|The cyst-ridden spectacle also known as Cumtard
|Chest Bump. See also: Chest Butt
|Chest bump. See also: Chest Bunt
|Chicken noodle soup
|Clubber Lang, Mr. T's character in Rocky III
|The Cold War
|Decisive as in a "concisive" victory.
|When a woman forgets to remove her tampon until days or weeks later, and when removed, an enlarged, blood-filled tampon resembling a fetus is born
|Cougar McGruber, Coonan McGrubey, Coo Malubey, etc.
|After sexual self manipulation in the shower, some men may choose to try to remove the resulting ejaculate from the shower floor by wiping said deposit with their foot towards the shower drain. That same man may then attempt to simply rinse away the inevitable remains from his foot, under the flawed assumption that this will remove the deposit. The reality is that like a buildup of stubborn arthropods on the hull of a boat, without the aid of abrasion and a cleansing solution, the spilled seed will remain and become part of the foot.
|Definition coming soon...
|Cunnilingus - When a man or woman (hell yeah) really likes a woman's lady parts, he/she may be inclined to put his/her mouth on said lady parts and move his/her tongue around in various manners in order to cause pleasure to the woman's feminine bits, thereby causing pleasurable feelings for the woman. The ultimate goal of this exercise is either reciprocation of oral pleasuring of gender specific parts or sexual congress. i.e. knockin' the boots.
|David Lee Ralph
|David Lee Roth
|Deceptive and/or divisive *Vagiantism
|Decals *this word originated from a caller; apparently it's a Canadian thing
|Desperation, i.e. "You can see the desperado in his eyes."
|The microbial residue resulting from manual contact with male genitalia. Said residue may then be tranferred to surfaces that come in contact with the hand that has come in contact with the cock. This phenomenon is apparently especially prevalent in the jackoff booths of Manhattan. orig: Katie
|Didgeridoo *Rude Jude pronunciation
|The bastard verbal offspring of 'discard' and 'disregard'.
|One who gets wasted and makes such a nuisance of oneself before a scheduled performance that they are forcibly removed from the venue at which they are scheduled to perform, then sneaks back in to said venue to fulfill the aforementioned obligation. See also: Jake Browned It
|An obvious cross between Dogma and Stigmata, referring to the Kevin Smith film, "Dogma"
|Doritos *Tully originated this pronunciation and Ellis adopted it
|Dr. Seuss *Also a Dingoism
|Dry heaving. Almost vomiting but without the spew.
|Bezel, as in the ring around the face of a wristwatch
|Someone who used to play for the New England Patriots
|Skydiving or wing-suiting
|Phat Farm, Russell Simmons' apparel company. See also: Baby Frat
|Not a despicable act done to animals, just Ellis mispronouncing 'fulfilling'.
|Genetically Modified Orgasms
|Genetically Modified Organisms
|Merkin *Rude Judeism
|Rock solid, as in the Rock of Gibraltar
|Gluten intolerance *according to Domtard
|Goad. To encourage, egg on, incite or provoke.
|Acronym for Greatest Of All Time. Usually used by Ellis in reference to Ricky Carmichael.
|Brimstone. As in fire and brimstone, the shit that rained down on Sodom and Gomorrah because the people were sinful and deserved to die a horrendous, painful, melty death in a hailstorm of flying lava. Disclaimer: The editors of this list in no way condone destroying homosexuals with flaming rainfall. Hehehe...flaming.
|Hatch it out
|Hash it out
|Herpes Zoster. The virus that causes shingles. Not like the things that protect your roof, but the irritating, at times very painful rash that can occur if you have herpes, like Kevin "Kraft Shingles". Don't judge him too harshly. If you've had chicken pox, you could be next.
|Amusing anecdotes or quips
|Ho Chi Man Trail
|Ho Chi Minh Trail
|Riding a horse that is rearing up
|Human slam pig
|The most regrettable being with which one could copulate
|Inflatable, like a raft.
|A sexual maneuver in which a man or woman inserts his or her entire hand, in a karate chop position, into someone's vagina or anus
|Joaquin. As in Joaquin Phoenix or Hurricane Joaquin
|Jake Browned It
|To have slammed so hard that one should rightfully have died upon impact, but instead just sustained major bodily injuries. Bonus points for loss of shoes due to said slam. See also: DJ Blackout
|Term referring to multiple generations of white sharks on a vendetta against the Brody clan in the Jaws films
|Gigli, that horrible J-Lo & Ben Affleck Movie that no one saw
|Generic name for any random man. Similar to John Doe, but mildly derogatory.
|Superman AKA Kal-El
|Coors, as in Coors Light *Vagiantism
|King Ja Moon
|Kim Jong Un, dictator of North Korea
|Kobayashi, Takeru - the Japanese competitive eater
|Kirk Hammett, lead guitarist for some band Ellis has tattooed (his very first tattoo) on his leg. Metallica (in case you're too fucktarded to know)
|Legos *this word originated from a caller
|Let A Known
|Living in vertigo
|Living in limbo
|Median, as in highway median strip.
|Milk *From a manboy who DEFINITELY does NOT have a speech impediment
|Dumbass, moron, tard, idiot. The origins of this term may stem from an incident where Ellis was run off the road on his scooter by a woman driver from Mongolia, resulting in a gnarly crash of said scooter, however this theory is unconfirmed.
|My meniscus. As in: Ellis said to Bas Rutten, "My niscus is torn."
|Needle swapping. Originally misinterpreted from the STD News intro as "anal swabbing".
|Naturalizing, legally moving towards citizenship of a nation of which one is not a native born resident. *Dingoism
|Nip it in the butt
|Nip it in the bud
|(Narwhals) "Porpoises with sticks out of their face."
|If anyone knows what the fuck he means, please let us know
|Wilson Pendarvis, patch aficionado. Unintentional play on Robin Williams character Patch Adams
|PC (politically correct)
|Dingo's devastating attempt at pronouncing "philanthropist".
|Homosexual or douchebag
|Pound For Pound
|Interjection randomly added to a conversation when the speaker has paid absolutely no attention to the subject currently being discussed. *orig: the Dingo
|Pile Driver (wrestling maneuver)
|Professional as in "Andy Dick isn't a medical professional". *Vagiantism
|Periscope, in this case the video streaming app.
|Pulling a Josh Hansen
|Immediately leaving a situation and/or location
|Pommel horse, an artistic gymnastics apparatus.
|Giuliana Rancic, whom by the way never ran shit
|Raping It In
|Raking It In *Dingoism
|Real deal Holyfield
|The real thing
|To fuck, or to have fucked, shit up; metaphorically and/or physically
|Reference or example *Dingoism
|Retrograde, as in some sort of crystal rubbing hippy astrology shit like "Mercury is in retrogade". Dingoism
|Reunite the spark
|Reignite the spark
|Reverse chicken wing ball
|Proprietary sex position where a woman performs fellatio on a man while holding a spicy chicken wing on the man's taint as to stimulate the membranes in the region with the hot sauce from the wing. The man has found a keeper if the woman proceeds to eat the wing after the man climaxes, preferably on the woman's face.
|Proprietary sex position where a flexible woman lays face down with her forearms and chest on the ground and arcs her legs up in the air back up over her head, resembling a scorpion's tail. The man stands facing the opposite direction as the woman and enters her to perform sexual intercourse.
|Putting your arm around a chick and really getting into her ribs and underboob for a photo
|Rogue. As in Nissan Rogue, Tullymobile. *Tullyism
|Scissor kick cookie wiggle
|Sexual act whereby two women engage genitally in a usually horizontal orientation with legs rotated at a 90 degree juxtaposition between partners, thus allowing greater contact between sensitive lady bits. Once thusly positioned, they may engage in grinding and wiggling of said lady bits with the ultimate goal being orgasmic release
|An undesirable woman, subjective to the observer, slightly less undesireable than the human slam pig; see Bush Pig and Shit Pig
|To get hit in the neck from behind, alas, sounding like a chicken
|Shakura or Tupac Shakira
|Tupac Shakur *Dingoism that evolved into a 2Pac Shakira joke by Ellis and Tully
|An eye condition that causes one's eyes to look in two different directions, e.g., lazy eye or a glass eye
|An undesirable woman, subjective to the observer, slightly less undesireable than the human slam pig; see Bush Pig and Sea Turtle
|To wreck bad
|Shoot a Metallica album
|Shoot a Load (1996 Metallica album)
|Six pounds soft
|This phrase is in regards to the weight of Ellis' penis when weighed, in a flaccid state, on a scale
|Suge Knight *Manboyism
|Spear of the moment
|Spur of the moment
|Spear of the Moment
|Spur of the moment
|Reference to something basic or mellow. Usually something that is not meant to be permanent due to it's insufficient nature. A stepping stone on the way to something more desirable.
|Strain, as in a strain or variety of pot marijuana.
|Subduce / Subducing / Subductive
|Seduce / Seducing / Seductive
|Table guy that you touch to make sound
|Thank God, Odin, Allah, Buddha, Zeus, Satan, whatever the fuck you believe in, because we all know the voice of Barry White is fitting for all of them.
|The Grudge, more specifically, the ghost-boy character
|The Soup, a comedical telivision clip show.
|Mellow; It will be ok
|Tid bit, a small amount
|see: Cum barnacles
|Has style, especially when riding
|Referring to transcendental meditation. See "Tans-in-mental demonstration"
|Urinary tract infection
|A combination of two words, vagina and giant, which are the two best words to describe the producer of The Jason Ellis Show, Andrew Gruss.
|Vitiligo, a disease that causes loss of skin pigmentation
|Veteran; occasionally Veterinarian
|What are words?
|An expression of the pointlessness of a statement
|The middle of fucking nowhere
|Word ends with -ink
|Word actually ends with -ing
|One nearing white trash status
|The antonym of not necessarily
|Yolk, but with a ridiculous emphasis on the 'L'. *Vagiantism
|You're Bobby Brown
|It's your prerogative
|The most embarrassing form of limp dick known to mankind
|Saggy, floppy breasts