The #ReplaceWordsWithFollowers Game

Every now and then I have a stroke of genius.  Or it was an actual stroke, I’m not sure but I created a new hastag game: #ReplaceWordsWithFollowers. This is possibly one of the greatest things I have ever thought up on a Thursday night before bed in March.  Here are some of the things people came up with.  Enjoy.

 

@bwstrangler: It was @AZ_RedDragon when @EllisMate stuck that @bitPimps in that lady’s @possiblytully and thanked his @KimDultz

@bitPimps中: ‏ At first I was all like, @OMGZeebrazz, but then I saw it was @RachelAndSarah so I pulled out my @tank_yanker

@tank_yanker: I tried to undo her @OMGZeebrazz to see her @CobraTits and she got all @testyboy !! Tried to @bwstrangler me!

@tank_yanker: That’s correct officer, I hit him with @FonzoBlunt object. The body’s in the trunk of my @chevro1et.

@bitPimps: Call me @Amy_L_Sss because I get all @e3guzman when I’m @NCcrushinonRJ her @babythroat like a @BEZERKAH1_3

@bitPimps: If @MyMathGarcia is correct, I should be to send my @RedJammieGirl to college & that would be @atmbcool

@bwstrangler: Can’t wait 2 get all @DougBenson and go @mayhemmiller on a cheeseburger then just @mike_in_canada on the couch

@bwstrangler: my wife’s @bitPimps are huge, can’t wait 2 pull out my @tank_yanker and @AZ_RedDragon all over them

@JohnnySkidmarks: It took @3_days to find out that most of my followers think that I’m a @sarcasticunt

@Jen_E_Morse: Can I lick your @taternuts?

@Jen_E_Morse: I wanna get @DirtNasty with @EllisMate

@AZ_RedDragon: I’m @cantskateanymre and going to @possiblytully for the night.

@AZ_RedDragon: I’ll show you my @tank_yanker if you show me your @herro_amy

@AZ_RedDragonI have a huge @mike_in_canada it hangs way below my @bitPimps and its fucking @bwstrangler

@tank_yanker: I drank too much @WhiskeyGirl923 and went @BEZERKAH1_3 then turned into a @Wolfman812.

@bitPimps: I asked my @RedJammieGirl how she wanted her @herro_amy treated & she said to @donaldschultz it.

@tank_yanker: I’m all out of @_Prozach74 , and @Addicted2Diesel now, and my ass is @AZ_RedDragon now…

@tank_yanker: I’ll @bitPimps slap anybody that touches the ladies, and dump the bodies on the @shit_toboggan

@Jen_E_Morse: I want to suck your @GatorHotdogDog and take it in the @dannykass

@tank_yanker: I took my ex to the river in my @chevro1et and @bwstrangler‘d her there

@KimDultz: I wanna get @AZ_RedDragon wasted!

@KimDultz: I wanna @Fngr_Xpressions @_daniBum_ all night long till I get @sleepyjoe_RDS and pass out in the @oilfieldtrash84

@KimDultz: I held my @gungirlRDS up to your @Meaty_OZ @stapleneck and it went @boomer1600 then you were @cogdeth

‏ @bitPimps: I told @KimDultz I was @mike_in_canada just so I could @nickyknac her @VZ4SHEEZY but she said to @Saveit4thewar

 

These are a few of the posts that I could find, there are some really brilliant people out there.  If you have any ideas for Hastag Games send @bitPimps or @Az_Reddragon a message and we’ll put up some of the results.

Show Re-cap For Tuesday 3/13/2012

Today, Ellis is on steroids, Rawdog is stressed, Tully is a beautiful man, Jude is inside your sister, and you ingest large quantities of semen. Sad news, Ellis got an email last night, he has been invited to be a judge at a Hooter’s bikini contest in Miami – and the sad part was that it is on the same date as EllisMania 8. Shout out to @emilyinSD for sending in a horrific story of an ultra-Orthadox Jewish man who performs circumcisions and then uses his mouth to clean the baby’s penis wound. Go throw up and when you get back, jump down to the next paragraph where we’ll be talking about something else.

It was new music day today, I don’t have a full list but I’ll make a few quick comments. Meat Loaf’s new music sounded like a two dicks were going to be touching each other. Say Anything (was that their name) sounded like Death Cab for Cutie so very emo. Cannibal Corpse sounded like your typical death metal warble garble. Moving on, there was talk about the different fights that are happening at EM8. One of which was the “husband and wife” fight, which I’m taking full credit for as I had suggested that via Twitter ages ago (December 15, 2011) and Tully liked the idea. How do I know for sure? Because I remember when my ego gets a boner and because my OCD made me go look up dates. Anyway, that’s unimportant. The important thing is it looks like it might be happening and I know @e3guzman (December 16, 2011) and @Hollow_NorCal (December 28, 2011) have been pushing for it.

And that does it for the show, this re-cap, your sister’s smoked out clit, your empty keg of semen, and your mom’s micro erection after become a ladyboy. OH!