Morgan Freeman, Slipknot, & You

Who can ever get enough of Morgan Freeman or Slipknot? For that matter, who can ever get enough of us making cock & balls audio bits? Not us!

(by: @sharkchucker)

(by: @Hollow_NorCal)

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Really, it’s just “big boned” though.

If You Were To Give Me A Nickname Or Call Me A Name, What Would It Be?

As a game for everyone to play, I asked a simple question “If you were to give me a nickname or call me a name, what would it be?” and asked everyone to use the hashtag #bitPimpsShouldBeCalled and here are the responses: Continue reading

EllisFam Interviews

I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

Justin Hollingsworth (@Hollow_NorCal)

  1. Where do you live?Santa Rosa CA
  2. What is your occupation?Salesman 7UP
  3. Tell me a little about yourself.Shy dude growing up, wasnt “myself” til my 20s. Sports & Comedy fan. Married to @juscoltess will be 7 years on 12/31 Have an angel of a son 5yr old.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? Been listening to Ellis for close to 5yrs. Became a fan the day he told the story about the old chick hitting on him at the smoothie shop & how we should all jack off in front of the elderly. Hahaha I was hooked. I knew of Ellis from skateboarding plus Haggards one of my favorite movies & I really liked WildWorld of Spike all before I heard the show.
  5. How did you discover TJES?Heard about the show from my Cuz who got me Sirius for xmas. Only checked it out cause I wss bored of NFL ch that day.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES?He doesnt do it as much anymore but the positive rants at the beginning of each show was one of my favorite parts. I stayed for the crude, over the top, in your face, go fuck yourself Ill say what I want attitude. Plus shit fuckin cracks me up.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How?Sounds sad but dont know what Id do without the show. It motivstes,entertains & gets me involved. I wouldnt know any #ellisfam who I talk to via twitter/fb more than my actual family. Fuckin love you guys. Keeps me level.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? I know Ellis is a moody, uneducated hot head but I love the dude & the show cause he & it are REAL. He always says “I shouldnt say so much” but thats one reason why we enjoy it. We can relate. Life has ups and downs & nobody is perfect. Sorry if its long winded. Thanks for listening & doing what you do. #REDDRAGONS
Rick Shaub (@RickShaub)
  1. Where do you live? Northwest corner of NJ.
  2. What is your occupation? Software developer.
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. I’m me and you’re you.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? About 5 years.
  5. How did you discover TJES? Faction was 1 click away from Hard Attack and played punk once in a while. If the Sirius Punk Channel would have stayed on air, I probably wouldn’t have discovered TJES until he was on Stern.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? The show is funny and interesting.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? The show has impacted my life by giving me a group of imaginary friends on the interwebs and giving me a place to send wacky news stories.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share?

 

If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.

Show Re-cap For Wednesday 5/23/2012

Such an eventful Wednesday show think that I might find it hard to fit everything into todays re-cap, but here goes nothinng.  Somebody infiltrated the intro song with that shitacular Marlins song, Rawdog thought System of a Down was the biggest metal band when he was in high school (figures).  Ellis wants to get a head tattoo so from afar it would look like he has hair, new Goth rock sucks as much dick as old Goth rock, Tully likes his pork a little rare, and someone called in asking for advise with divorce at which point Tully and Josh took the reigns and after a rather heart felt discussion the show took a music break and returned with a best of show. Nobody is clear what happened or what went wrong, but we all wish the best for Jason and hope things get sorted out soon.

But dont be sad, I created a hashtag game that @bitPimps kicked off called #EllisFamRumors, enjoy.

@Hollow_NorCal Heard @bitPimps & @mike_in_canada are siamese twins who sit on thier couch and share a laptop. #EllisFamRumors

@Jack_The_Cunt #EllisFamRumors I’m not who I say I am. I’m not a cunt.

@bitPimps I heard @AZ_RedDragon recently started a new job, not driving trucks, but as “Tito” in the Chippendales Male Revue.

@Hollow_NorCal I heard @Dutch_RDS  was a spy. #EllisFamRumors

@biiPimps I heard @KimDultz runs a gang that reaches from Boise all the way to the other side of Boise. #EllisFamRumors

@bitPimps I heard @shit_toboggan won a “best customer / employee relationship” award. #EllisFamRumors

@cogdeth @bitPimps: I heard @cogdeth shot a man in Reno just to watch him eat pie. #EllisFamRumors” >~ no, but I DID climb fence in Vegas #OtherSide

@bitPimps I heard @mike_in_canada has pictures of his wang up on Brazzers. #EllisFamRumors

And the biggest #EllisFamRumor is that yer mum isn’t the massive gutter slut that we all think she is, but then again, its only a rumor, OH!

A Collaborative Twitter Story – Round Two

This is a second installment of A Collaborative Twitter Story, where users help keep the story going by adding to it. Hopefully, eventually, we end up with a nice little cohesive story that helps ruin whatever is good inside of you. I’ve crossed out the comments that came in, but didn’t fit in with the current story position. It’s really hard to keep a story flowing and everyone on the same page when you consider how people can be posting a reply to the same line, at the same time. So without further ado, let’s see if this story fared any better than the last one.

@bitPimps So we’re at this Guns N Roses concert when I noticed…

@mike_in_canada …how fast Axl is now. That reminds me, I could use a…

@Wolfman812 …that I had a raging case of priaprism…

@AZ_RedDragon …beer and some smoke, I wandered to the tents where I met…

@RedJammieGirl …up with @Hollow_NorCal who was desperately still searching for midgets who…

@thegooser …that there was more pairs of sexy depends then Id like to admit…

@sharkchucker …the road crew plowing some slam-pigs for backstage passes when i said…

@mike_in_canada …any of you guys down for a threesome? I’m great at…

@AZ_RedDragon …the “asian whirly bird.” What? You’ve never heard of it, its where you…

@sharkchucker …put on a clown suit and fist a…

@bitPimps …Korean nun, the only problem was I only knew of one Korean, @herro_amy but she was…

@thegooser …doing the pterodactyl to the sound guys but…

@AZ_RedDragon …its where you dress like a Geisha and bow to your suitors, after which they…

@sharkchucker …busy shooting Axl up with smack. So I thought…

@bwstrangler …nows my time to take him out, blame it on the drugs but he…

@bitPimps …I didn’t care, because I had the biggest erection from all the…

@sharkchucker …naked midget’s in paper hats serving hot…

@bitPimps …bowls of vomit and shit. At the end of the night, we said our goodbyes and…

@thegooser …exchanged depend sizes because they were fucking…

@bitPimps …loaded down with shit, piss, blood, and cum. It was a night none of us would forget. Then GNR left. TheEnd