A Collaborative Twitter Story

I started a collaborative story on Twitter and asked people to keep the story going by adding to it. Not thinking, I could have made the objective a bit more clear. So instead of one massive connecting story that was contributed to by multiple people, the story ended up fragmenting into several different stories. However, a couple of them turned out awesome, thanks to the participants. Here is the hashtag I used #KeepTheStoryGoingAddToIt and the results of it.

Story (@bitPimps, @AZ_RedDragon):

@bitPimps Lonely, I went for a walk to pick up a hooker. I wanted something new, something different. I found it, she was…

@AZ_RedDragon dead, a parapalegic, amputee (half off), a dude… (I wrote this before I knew what @bitPimps was doing, and I was drunk. That’s why it doesn’t make sense, yet!)

@bitPimps She said she could be anything I wanted. I asked if she wanted to get a drink, she said…

@AZ_RedDragon no problem, I know this great place with a seniors discount, and i’ll even show you how I do shots through my tracheostomy hole…

@bitPimps This was it! Exactly what I had been searching for. I couldn’t wait to get her alone so I could…

@AZ_RedDragon slowly remove her support hos, put her teeth in water, and break her hip, only the way a grandson could…

@bitPimps I sucked on her tubes as I was fingering the hole in her neck. I could feel her vocal cords and…

@AZ_RedDragon she said in her raspy voice, go down on me. So I slowly removed her soiled adult daiper, wiped the errant poo from her cookie and…

@bitPimps started to lick her poo covered slit. I tried to think of Nutella, eventually I cleaned here and…

@AZ_RedDragon I looked up to see that she was no longer breathing. I figired what the hell, I already paid so I might as well finish…

@bitPimps I kept pumping, blood and cum was flying all over the place. I finished and then…

@AZ_RedDragon my dad came in, he said, “mom!, what happened to you? You used to be such a milf.” I wrapped my arms around dad, we looked into…

@AZ_RedDragon … each others eyes, and we knew, we knew what we had to do, as men, as family…

@bitPimps … & hugged. Licking us both clean he stuck 1 end of the tube in my mouth and the other end…

@AZ_RedDragon I slowly reached for his aged but tender balls when suddenly grandmas dead body suddenly evacuated her bowels…
The End. (Because we were drunk and left.)

Story (@bitPimps, @herro_amy, @tank_yanker):

@bitPimps Lonely, I went for a walk to pick up a hooker. I wanted something new, something different. I found it, she was…

@herro_amy A midget with gold buck teeth…

@bitPimps Her small stature and ghetto teeth made me excited immediately. I asked if I she was into…

@tank_yanker going to Harlem for some soul food and hang out at an urban club…

@bitPimps She just stared at me, sucked on her finger & then reached for my ass. At first I…

@tank_yanker was repulsed,but it was quite clear it was happening anyway, by the way she held the .38 to my balls…

@bitPimps I pulled out a roofing nail from my work belt and asked her to insert it into my dick hole and she…

@tank_yanker slammed it home with the butt end of the gun. At that point I…

@bitPimps tried to keep myself from cumming, she pulled it out and rammed it back in then stuck it in her…

The End. (Because @tank_yanker had to go to work.)

Story (@bitPimps, @herro_amy):

@bitPimps Lonely, I went for a walk to pick up a hooker. I wanted something new, something different. I found it, she was…

@herro_amy A midget with gold buck teeth…

@bitPimps Her small stature and ghetto teeth made me excited immediately. I asked if I she was into…

@herro_amy role play and she took off her shoe…

@bitPimps I was confused, yet excited. Especially when I saw her webbed feet. We went to a bar for drinks and…

The End. (Because I fucked up and didn’t get everyone on the same story from the start)

Story (@bitPimps, @cogdeth):

@bitPimps Lonely, I went for a walk to pick up a hooker. I wanted something new, something different. I found it, she was…

@cogdeth Your typical Cleveland hooker, 5’7″ with a firm grip, not like the “fun-size” ho’s of yesteryear.

@bitPimps I knew it was firm cuz she was missing her left arm. I asked what can u do with the the nub & she said…

The End. (Because I fucked up and didn’t get everyone on the same story from the start)

3 thoughts on “A Collaborative Twitter Story

    • Now we just have to get women and children interested in it, make a movie of it, and BOOM! We’re big pimpin! Chicks love a good story right? If we made the amputee hooker covered in glitter, we might have a shot.

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