Go Karts – 6/21/10 (History)

The crew is out filming “Big Fucking Mega Boat” at the K1 Speed Indoor Go Kart facility today thanks to Donald Schultz. However, the original idea for go kart racing actually dates back nearly 2 years ago. J.Ellis was never able to organize it, but the idea has been bounced around ever since.

Rawdog vs. Burt Bacharach and J.Ellis vs. Mayhem? – 6/21/10

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The race over the weekend didn’t happen – 6/23/10

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They still want to do the go kart challenge, Donald Schultz in studio – 6/25/10

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Burt Bacharach still wants to race – 6/29/10

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World’s Greatest Wednesday, “How should Ellis spend his multi-million dollar radio contract”. Ellis wants a go kart track at his house – 8/11/10

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Burt Bacharach and Dingo meet, the go kart challenge gets brought up again – 8/12/10

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Ellis is still fantasizing about a go kart track at his house – 8/26/10

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Burt Bacharach still wants to do the go kart race – 8/27/10

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Andrea vs. Rawdog in a go kart race? – 2/24/11

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Treasure Island & 50 Nuts (Video)

Recently a couple listeners called in with references to things Ellis has done on video. Let’s listen and watch!

Treasure Island pirate boat as the set of “Big Fucking Mega Boat”? – 3/20/12

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Here’s the video. Look for Ellis in the Shaq Lakers jersey, Rick Thorne in black (of course!) and Rooftop dives in at the end. (Source: Tony Hawk’s Gigantic Skatepark Tour 2000 – Disc 2 – Outakes )

Was Ellis in the “50 Nuts” video? – 3/23/12

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Video of Ellis jumping over chicks on a mini bike

This one is fairly self explanatory, look for Ellis in black and in the yellow shorts. (Source: 50 Nuts)

The Legend of Wartcock – 4/27/09 (History)

For some Ellis Show interns getting a nickname that sticks takes days, weeks, or in some cases a definitive one never materializes. That was not a problem for Stewart AKA Wartcock. Let’s take a listen on how it all went down.


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More Wartcock songs!


We Made You

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Know Your Enemy

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8 Mile

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On His Penis

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Gilligan’s Island

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Gimme More

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New Age Girl

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Copacabana

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The #ReplaceWordsWithFollowers Game

Every now and then I have a stroke of genius.  Or it was an actual stroke, I’m not sure but I created a new hastag game: #ReplaceWordsWithFollowers. This is possibly one of the greatest things I have ever thought up on a Thursday night before bed in March.  Here are some of the things people came up with.  Enjoy.

 

@bwstrangler: It was @AZ_RedDragon when @EllisMate stuck that @bitPimps in that lady’s @possiblytully and thanked his @KimDultz

@bitPimps中: ‏ At first I was all like, @OMGZeebrazz, but then I saw it was @RachelAndSarah so I pulled out my @tank_yanker

@tank_yanker: I tried to undo her @OMGZeebrazz to see her @CobraTits and she got all @testyboy !! Tried to @bwstrangler me!

@tank_yanker: That’s correct officer, I hit him with @FonzoBlunt object. The body’s in the trunk of my @chevro1et.

@bitPimps: Call me @Amy_L_Sss because I get all @e3guzman when I’m @NCcrushinonRJ her @babythroat like a @BEZERKAH1_3

@bitPimps: If @MyMathGarcia is correct, I should be to send my @RedJammieGirl to college & that would be @atmbcool

@bwstrangler: Can’t wait 2 get all @DougBenson and go @mayhemmiller on a cheeseburger then just @mike_in_canada on the couch

@bwstrangler: my wife’s @bitPimps are huge, can’t wait 2 pull out my @tank_yanker and @AZ_RedDragon all over them

@JohnnySkidmarks: It took @3_days to find out that most of my followers think that I’m a @sarcasticunt

@Jen_E_Morse: Can I lick your @taternuts?

@Jen_E_Morse: I wanna get @DirtNasty with @EllisMate

@AZ_RedDragon: I’m @cantskateanymre and going to @possiblytully for the night.

@AZ_RedDragon: I’ll show you my @tank_yanker if you show me your @herro_amy

@AZ_RedDragonI have a huge @mike_in_canada it hangs way below my @bitPimps and its fucking @bwstrangler

@tank_yanker: I drank too much @WhiskeyGirl923 and went @BEZERKAH1_3 then turned into a @Wolfman812.

@bitPimps: I asked my @RedJammieGirl how she wanted her @herro_amy treated & she said to @donaldschultz it.

@tank_yanker: I’m all out of @_Prozach74 , and @Addicted2Diesel now, and my ass is @AZ_RedDragon now…

@tank_yanker: I’ll @bitPimps slap anybody that touches the ladies, and dump the bodies on the @shit_toboggan

@Jen_E_Morse: I want to suck your @GatorHotdogDog and take it in the @dannykass

@tank_yanker: I took my ex to the river in my @chevro1et and @bwstrangler‘d her there

@KimDultz: I wanna get @AZ_RedDragon wasted!

@KimDultz: I wanna @Fngr_Xpressions @_daniBum_ all night long till I get @sleepyjoe_RDS and pass out in the @oilfieldtrash84

@KimDultz: I held my @gungirlRDS up to your @Meaty_OZ @stapleneck and it went @boomer1600 then you were @cogdeth

‏ @bitPimps: I told @KimDultz I was @mike_in_canada just so I could @nickyknac her @VZ4SHEEZY but she said to @Saveit4thewar

 

These are a few of the posts that I could find, there are some really brilliant people out there.  If you have any ideas for Hastag Games send @bitPimps or @Az_Reddragon a message and we’ll put up some of the results.