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A Collaborative Twitter Story – Round Two

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This is a second installment of A Collaborative Twitter Story, where users help keep the story going by adding to it. Hopefully, eventually, we end up with a nice little cohesive story that helps ruin whatever is good inside of you. I’ve crossed out the comments that came in, but didn’t fit in with the current story position. It’s really hard to keep a story flowing and everyone on the same page when you consider how people can be posting a reply to the same line, at the same time. So without further ado, let’s see if this story fared any better than the last one.

@bitPimps So we’re at this Guns N Roses concert when I noticed…

@mike_in_canada …how fast Axl is now. That reminds me, I could use a…

@Wolfman812 …that I had a raging case of priaprism…

@AZ_RedDragon …beer and some smoke, I wandered to the tents where I met…

@RedJammieGirl …up with @Hollow_NorCal who was desperately still searching for midgets who…

@thegooser …that there was more pairs of sexy depends then Id like to admit…

@sharkchucker …the road crew plowing some slam-pigs for backstage passes when i said…

@mike_in_canada …any of you guys down for a threesome? I’m great at…

@AZ_RedDragon …the “asian whirly bird.” What? You’ve never heard of it, its where you…

@sharkchucker …put on a clown suit and fist a…

@bitPimps …Korean nun, the only problem was I only knew of one Korean, @herro_amy but she was…

@thegooser …doing the pterodactyl to the sound guys but…

@AZ_RedDragon …its where you dress like a Geisha and bow to your suitors, after which they…

@sharkchucker …busy shooting Axl up with smack. So I thought…

@bwstrangler …nows my time to take him out, blame it on the drugs but he…

@bitPimps …I didn’t care, because I had the biggest erection from all the…

@sharkchucker …naked midget’s in paper hats serving hot…

@bitPimps …bowls of vomit and shit. At the end of the night, we said our goodbyes and…

@thegooser …exchanged depend sizes because they were fucking…

@bitPimps …loaded down with shit, piss, blood, and cum. It was a night none of us would forget. Then GNR left. TheEnd

The #ReplaceWordsWithFollowers Game

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Every now and then I have a stroke of genius.  Or it was an actual stroke, I’m not sure but I created a new hastag game: #ReplaceWordsWithFollowers. This is possibly one of the greatest things I have ever thought up on a Thursday night before bed in March.  Here are some of the things people came up with.  Enjoy.

 

@bwstrangler: It was @AZ_RedDragon when @EllisMate stuck that @bitPimps in that lady’s @possiblytully and thanked his @KimDultz

@bitPimps中: ‏ At first I was all like, @OMGZeebrazz, but then I saw it was @RachelAndSarah so I pulled out my @tank_yanker

@tank_yanker: I tried to undo her @OMGZeebrazz to see her @CobraTits and she got all @testyboy !! Tried to @bwstrangler me!

@tank_yanker: That’s correct officer, I hit him with @FonzoBlunt object. The body’s in the trunk of my @chevro1et.

@bitPimps: Call me @Amy_L_Sss because I get all @e3guzman when I’m @NCcrushinonRJ her @babythroat like a @BEZERKAH1_3

@bitPimps: If @MyMathGarcia is correct, I should be to send my @RedJammieGirl to college & that would be @atmbcool

@bwstrangler: Can’t wait 2 get all @DougBenson and go @mayhemmiller on a cheeseburger then just @mike_in_canada on the couch

@bwstrangler: my wife’s @bitPimps are huge, can’t wait 2 pull out my @tank_yanker and @AZ_RedDragon all over them

@JohnnySkidmarks: It took @3_days to find out that most of my followers think that I’m a @sarcasticunt

@Jen_E_Morse: Can I lick your @taternuts?

@Jen_E_Morse: I wanna get @DirtNasty with @EllisMate

@AZ_RedDragon: I’m @cantskateanymre and going to @possiblytully for the night.

@AZ_RedDragon: I’ll show you my @tank_yanker if you show me your @herro_amy

@AZ_RedDragon:  I have a huge @mike_in_canada it hangs way below my @bitPimps and its fucking @bwstrangler

@tank_yanker: I drank too much @WhiskeyGirl923 and went @BEZERKAH1_3 then turned into a @Wolfman812.

@bitPimps: I asked my @RedJammieGirl how she wanted her @herro_amy treated & she said to @donaldschultz it.

@tank_yanker: I’m all out of @_Prozach74 , and @Addicted2Diesel now, and my ass is @AZ_RedDragon now…

@tank_yanker: I’ll @bitPimps slap anybody that touches the ladies, and dump the bodies on the @shit_toboggan

@Jen_E_Morse: I want to suck your @GatorHotdogDog and take it in the @dannykass

@tank_yanker: I took my ex to the river in my @chevro1et and @bwstrangler‘d her there

@KimDultz: I wanna get @AZ_RedDragon wasted!

‏ @KimDultz: I wanna @Fngr_Xpressions @_daniBum_ all night long till I get @sleepyjoe_RDS and pass out in the @oilfieldtrash84

@KimDultz: I held my @gungirlRDS up to your @Meaty_OZ @stapleneck and it went @boomer1600 then you were @cogdeth

‏ @bitPimps: I told @KimDultz I was @mike_in_canada just so I could @nickyknac her @VZ4SHEEZY but she said to @Saveit4thewar

 

These are a few of the posts that I could find, there are some really brilliant people out there.  If you have any ideas for Hastag Games send @bitPimps or @Az_Reddragon a message and we’ll put up some of the results.

A Collaborative Twitter Story

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I started a collaborative story on Twitter and asked people to keep the story going by adding to it. Not thinking, I could have made the objective a bit more clear. So instead of one massive connecting story that was contributed to by multiple people, the story ended up fragmenting into several different stories. However, a couple of them turned out awesome, thanks to the participants. Here is the hashtag I used #KeepTheStoryGoingAddToIt and the results of it.

Story (@bitPimps, @AZ_RedDragon):

@bitPimps Lonely, I went for a walk to pick up a hooker. I wanted something new, something different. I found it, she was…

@AZ_RedDragon dead, a parapalegic, amputee (half off), a dude… (I wrote this before I knew what @bitPimps was doing, and I was drunk. That’s why it doesn’t make sense, yet!)

@bitPimps She said she could be anything I wanted. I asked if she wanted to get a drink, she said…

@AZ_RedDragon no problem, I know this great place with a seniors discount, and i’ll even show you how I do shots through my tracheostomy hole…

@bitPimps This was it! Exactly what I had been searching for. I couldn’t wait to get her alone so I could…

@AZ_RedDragon slowly remove her support hos, put her teeth in water, and break her hip, only the way a grandson could…

@bitPimps I sucked on her tubes as I was fingering the hole in her neck. I could feel her vocal cords and…

@AZ_RedDragon she said in her raspy voice, go down on me. So I slowly removed her soiled adult daiper, wiped the errant poo from her cookie and…

@bitPimps started to lick her poo covered slit. I tried to think of Nutella, eventually I cleaned here and…

@AZ_RedDragon I looked up to see that she was no longer breathing. I figired what the hell, I already paid so I might as well finish…

@bitPimps I kept pumping, blood and cum was flying all over the place. I finished and then…

@AZ_RedDragon my dad came in, he said, “mom!, what happened to you? You used to be such a milf.” I wrapped my arms around dad, we looked into…

@AZ_RedDragon … each others eyes, and we knew, we knew what we had to do, as men, as family…

@bitPimps … & hugged. Licking us both clean he stuck 1 end of the tube in my mouth and the other end…

@AZ_RedDragon I slowly reached for his aged but tender balls when suddenly grandmas dead body suddenly evacuated her bowels…
The End. (Because we were drunk and left.)

Story (@bitPimps, @herro_amy, @tank_yanker):

@bitPimps Lonely, I went for a walk to pick up a hooker. I wanted something new, something different. I found it, she was…

@herro_amy A midget with gold buck teeth…

@bitPimps Her small stature and ghetto teeth made me excited immediately. I asked if I she was into…

@tank_yanker going to Harlem for some soul food and hang out at an urban club…

@bitPimps She just stared at me, sucked on her finger & then reached for my ass. At first I…

@tank_yanker was repulsed,but it was quite clear it was happening anyway, by the way she held the .38 to my balls…

@bitPimps I pulled out a roofing nail from my work belt and asked her to insert it into my dick hole and she…

@tank_yanker slammed it home with the butt end of the gun. At that point I…

@bitPimps tried to keep myself from cumming, she pulled it out and rammed it back in then stuck it in her…

The End. (Because @tank_yanker had to go to work.)

Story (@bitPimps, @herro_amy):

@bitPimps Lonely, I went for a walk to pick up a hooker. I wanted something new, something different. I found it, she was…

@herro_amy A midget with gold buck teeth…

@bitPimps Her small stature and ghetto teeth made me excited immediately. I asked if I she was into…

@herro_amy role play and she took off her shoe…

@bitPimps I was confused, yet excited. Especially when I saw her webbed feet. We went to a bar for drinks and…

The End. (Because I fucked up and didn’t get everyone on the same story from the start)

Story (@bitPimps, @cogdeth):

@bitPimps Lonely, I went for a walk to pick up a hooker. I wanted something new, something different. I found it, she was…

@cogdeth Your typical Cleveland hooker, 5’7″ with a firm grip, not like the “fun-size” ho’s of yesteryear.

@bitPimps I knew it was firm cuz she was missing her left arm. I asked what can u do with the the nub & she said…

The End. (Because I fucked up and didn’t get everyone on the same story from the start)