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Show Recap for Tuesday 4/28/15

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allergies are a motherfucking dick, I swear. The exact moment the allergy medicine I took wore off it felt like I got punched in the face. I also felt the moment of bliss when I took another one and I could breathe and hear again. I’ve never really suffered from allergies before and oh my dear God, whoever invented them needs to be shot. I know they weren’t invented. But I’m hating my face right now. It feels like it’s getting ready to explode. Anyway..welcome to the Tuesday r Continue reading →

Show Recap for Tuesday 4/21/15

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You know how that show Seinfeld was a show about nothing? Welllll..that’s kind of how I felt about the show today. I don’t know if I’m the only one feeling this way, but it was a whole lot of talking (because, duh) but at the end of it I was all…wait..what am I gonna write about? I dunno maybe I’m cranky cause I’m experiencing terrible allergies for the first time in my life and I’ve had a Continue reading →

Show recap for Tuesday 4/7/15

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i mistakenly thought I’d have a ton more time to do this today..but effing work got in the stinking way!! God..fuck that noise.

Consider this a preview of what’s coming in the recap later on:

Ellis’ eyebrows are too long and he wants to be more punny

More self ass fucking

Rude Jude, a chastity belt, and ball kicking

Sam Schacher is as adorable as ever, making candles, being all ESPN-y and is gonna fight Kenda Perez at EM11 this October!! Holy awesome.

Sam decides to put makeup on Kevin and recommends he get a spray tan

Burt Kreisher is hilarious and would rather fuck a carrot than a cucumber but he has a god awful laugh that made me cringe every time I heard it.

Burt had a fall and thought he broke his back…but he sustained no injuries. At all.

Burt got to meet Tony Hawk and geeked out so hard, but got Tony to agree to be on his tv show.

Ellisfam, I swear this will be a proper recap in the very near future!!! It was a good show (in my humble opinion) life has just gotten in my way.

 

Show Recap for Tuesday 3/31/15

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I really can’t think of a good intro and it’s seriously irritating me…I guess this is kind of how Ellis felt when he wanted to open the show to all sorts of applause and wild wolf calls and to feel the real rush of fun and excitement fill his ears and he couldn’t because none of his buttons were on point. All of the applause were fucking unsatisfactory and how lame is that?!?! Why was the crowd at Ellismania 10 not mic’d up and recorded?! Those are the motherfucking applause that Ellis wants to hear! Dammit!!

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Show Recap for Tuesday 3/24/2015

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Holy motherfucking crap do I hate the update on the SiriusXM app!!! So annoying!!! I don’t care what any of them say!!! I mean..Andrew the Giant sounded like he was reading off a cue card as he talked about it at the end of the show (while simultaneously blowing SiriusXM) and Will was all ‘it’s so much better it just takes getting used to’ and I’m all I DONT FUCKING CARE BECAUSE I CANT GET USED TO IT BECAUSE IT CRASHES EVERY TEN GODDAMN MINUTES!!! I tried deleting it and re-installing and it didn’t help. Is there an update with a big fix for the update? Ugh! Alright..I got it out. I think I’m done. I did manage to grin and bear it and not chuck my phone across the room and listen to most of the show, just only missing bits and bobs here and there because the fricking app hated me (and most other people) today.

Welcome to the Wow, Holy Shit Ellis is more intense than the satisfying appetizer that he intended to be Show Recap on this wonderful Tuesday! I’m here to tell you what Ellis to Continue reading →