Show Recap for Tuesday 3/31/15

I really can’t think of a good intro and it’s seriously irritating me…I guess this is kind of how Ellis felt when he wanted to open the show to all sorts of applause and wild wolf calls and to feel the real rush of fun and excitement fill his ears and he couldn’t because none of his buttons were on point. All of the applause were fucking unsatisfactory and how lame is that?!?! Why was the crowd at Ellismania 10 not mic’d up and recorded?! Those are the motherfucking applause that Ellis wants to hear! Dammit!!

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Show Recap for Tuesday 3/24/2015

Holy motherfucking crap do I hate the update on the SiriusXM app!!! So annoying!!! I don’t care what any of them say!!! I mean..Andrew the Giant sounded like he was reading off a cue card as he talked about it at the end of the show (while simultaneously blowing SiriusXM) and Will was all ‘it’s so much better it just takes getting used to’ and I’m all I DONT FUCKING CARE BECAUSE I CANT GET USED TO IT BECAUSE IT CRASHES EVERY TEN GODDAMN MINUTES!!! I tried deleting it and re-installing and it didn’t help. Is there an update with a big fix for the update? Ugh! Alright..I got it out. I think I’m done. I did manage to grin and bear it and not chuck my phone across the room and listen to most of the show, just only missing bits and bobs here and there because the fricking app hated me (and most other people) today.

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