Home style cooking!
So obviously there was no show today. And what happens when we’re all bored because our favorite radio show isn’t live? We find a way to stave off boredom, that’s what we do. So I decided it was time to play a game called #PendarvisAndSides The premise? Wll has died and said we could eat him, so people pitched in ideas for ways to eat Will and the sides that could go along with Will. Like a massive Thanksgiving feast with all sorts of food, anything and everything went. This gave me the idea, with all this food, we needed a menu so people could easily choose what they wanted. Thus, the Pendarvis Grill & Pub was spawned. Thanks to everyone who participated, we now have a menu! Let’s check it out.
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中 Our Menu 中
Lil’ Will Smokies
Will’s fingers & toes smoked until tender and then lightly cooked in a sweet glaze, served with a mixed fruit and Will eye / testicle salad, topped with crushed pecans and cigarette ashes.
Crispy Wills
Will skin chips, lightly salted, with his ball cheese, sweat, & salsa for dipping
Waistline Will
A small portion of baked, boneless, and skinless Will on a bed of rice pilaf and served with green beans almondine.
Pendarvis BLT
Will bacon cooked to perfection with a hint of maple and Marlboro, lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise, served with sweet potato fries.
Pulled Pendarvis
Slow smoked (in tobacco), hand pulled Will sandwich with chipotle mayonnaise and pickle slices, served with baked beans and cantaloupe.
Slick Willy
Pendarvis confit served with deviled eggs and a pack of your choice from Philip Morris.
Southern Pendarvis
Thick slices of Pendarvis roast served with candied yams and collard greens.
Will Medallions
Will medallions smothered in gravy and topped with melted provolone cheese, served with potatoes au gratin.
Tender Pendar
Fresh cuts of Will dry rubbed and slow smoked for 24 hours, served with mashed potatoes and corn on the cob.
Welfare Will
A generous portion of mac-n-cheese with sliced pieces of all beef Will, served with a deep fried Twinkie.
Rack O’ Pendarvis
A half rack of Pendarvis spare ribs, served with coleslaw and cornbread.
Pendarvis Panini
Tender pieces of Will with an assortment of fresh peppers, onions, melted cheese, and a shiny shin salad.
Alabama Fried Will
Breaded & fried Will breasts, served with mashed potatoes & gravy and a biscuit.
Heil Pendarvis
Willwurst with sour kraut, served on a lightly toasted bun with a dab of spicy mustard.
Smoked Pendarvis
Tender, slow smoked cut of Will meat, served with coleslaw and beans.
Yippee Ki Willay Burger
Will burger cooked to perfection, topped with onion strings, and with your choice of cheese, and condiments, served with onion rings.
Sweet Home Alabama, Will’s Bad Mama Jama
Deep fried Pendarvis shins with crispy onions and home fries.
Pendarvis Plantation Special
Smoked Will hocks served with collard greens.
Fancy Pants Pendarvis
Bacon wrapped 6 or 9 ounce filet of Will, served with roasted garlic mashed potatoes and grilled asparagus.
Hairless Sir Pendarvis
A tender cut of Will sirloin steak, served with chemotherapy.
Sign Your Will
Our famous PenChowder.
Ballpark Pendarvis
Smokey Will dogs topped with crumbled bacon bits, served with potato salad.
Handy Willy
Will’s meaty hands fried to perfection in his own belly fat and served with gravy.
Rise ‘N Regret
Eggs Willy cooked to order, served with hashbrowns, bacon, champaign and orange juice, and a lifetime of regret.
Struck Match
Your choice of Pendarvis and waffles or Pendarvis scrapple with eggs, topped with ketchup and tobacco spit.
中 Desserts 中
Deep fried Twinkie, pecan pie, bread pudding, and cupcakes with brown frosting.
中 Beverages 中
Pepto-Bismol, Iced Tea, Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew, and Mountain Dew.
Try our hair pies! Contains 100% fruit and Pendarvis pubic hair!
Thanks to: @TwistedMetalFab, @shit_toboggan, @emilyinSD, @eastcoasttully, @Cody_McCraw92, @sharkchucker, @mike_in_canada, @J_Chappel, @Truk_Norris, @Scarlet_Kitty, @willfromcowtown, @thegooser, @mighty_boognish, @CrackerStacker6, and of course me, @bitPimps, because I’m an attention whore!
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