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Show Re-Cap for Monday 12/8/2014

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What should I do tonight? Fuck or start a fire? How about both!

It’s Monday, LA is on fire, and Will has not been arrested yet. But will he be indicted? Ellis has his glasses on today so he’s feeling smarter, but he forgot to take his Alpha Brain so it evens out. He’s got a stinging sensation in and on his ass, those roids are flaring up again. When he went to the desert, he had a roid actually come out of his ass, leaving behind all his roid friends who remained inside his ass. Slashing, popping, injecting, gaping, it was full on roid day for Ellis’ ass – and it’s all on video. People are podcasting, man. A lot of podcasting people would love to have a show on Sirius XM, but they don’t. Continue reading →

Show re-cap for Tuesday 12/2/2014

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Look guys…I got the day of the week right!!!! Woohoo!!! Yay for Jenny, she da bestest!!! *smears blood and semen on chest* Bloodmagic, motherfuckers, see what it can do!!!! Don’t worry, you’ll understand that in a few paragraphs, at which point I recommend returning to that sentence, reading it again, and laughing a bit at how awesome I am. Booms. For days.

Ellis and Tully open up the show today talking a little bit about the upcoming Ellismania 10: See Men Fight because even though it’s next year…it’s really only like two and a half months away. I mean, I know that when they got right into it I was like, ‘wtf…they’re already deep into talking about the logistics and the training and what it?’ But then the rational part of my brain (which was being a slow, lazy chunka grey matter today) was like, yo bitch…shits gonna be here before you even know it! Ellis is getting in to training mode because he’s feeling fat since he prolly weighs about five or so pounds heavier than he likes, and Tully is talking about who he should fight since Madchild is going to be on tour during EMX and therefore will be unavailable to scrap with our favorite Continue reading →

Show re-cap for Tuesday 11/25/2014

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Jason Ellis is him, not you, and he knows that because he is him and you may not be quite knowing of that because you are you and may kind of want to be him, and you know what, he can only be happy as he is him and as he is him in certain pants. Am I right, ladies and gentleman? Boom. Big Daddy Jayce Cakes knows the pants that he’s happy in and he knows there are people that are happy in pants that are unlike his happy pants but that’s because society and life shapes us all into the types of pants that we like and that become our happy pants. So you, over there, be happy in your constant sweatpants because those are your happy pants and I will be over hear in my skinny jeans because these are my happy pants. I am not a person who wears sweatpants in public…sweatpants are not my happy pants. My ass is not fabulous and lusciously defined in sweatpants like they are in skinny jeans. But, we’re not really gonna talk about me and my fucking amazing ass, because Ellis isn’t talking about my ass (no matter how much he should be).  Tully is totally on board with what Ellis is saying about happy pants and extends it further to include hoodies because Tully Continue reading →

Show Re-cap for Tuesday 10/14/14

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Welcome to your Tuesday recap ladies and gents tempopermanentlyish hosted by the one and only me, jenny, whom you have all come to sorta know and sort of love. Cue the music cause boom, time to talk about what went down on the show today!!!!

Getting right to it- Ellis is thinking that he wants to get some samurai’s tattooed on the backs if his legs because Sa Continue reading →

Show Re-Cap for Tuesday 10/7/2104

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Alright boys and girls…I had all the best intentions of writing a full and good recap for you today because Tuesday is my new day off and that means that I should have oodles and oodles of time to listen to the show and be all writerly and creative, but it seems like the cast and crew of No You Are are having a run of bad luck between Bit’s water heater exploding, Shit’s being unable to get into Canada, and AZ’s monday going to shit, my day off turning into a non day off with a dessert of my laptop seemingly taking it’s final shit…I will be doing a super dialed in version of a recap that I will hopefully be able to edit on  Thursday in the AM before I go to work:

Ellis is old and his face is falling off

Big hairy men have the advantage in MMA because they’re more grippy and less slippy.

Jude is back from NY and may be pairing up with The Dingo for a one hour Thursday show.

Jude does Hyena readings and signings because he can read, Ellis doesn’t have to do the readings because he can’t read.

Black guys are the best boxers of all time.

ellis is getting his ass tattooed with a big Viking ship because he thinks that he is a Viking and wants to get his ass signatures covered up. Ass tattoos are supposed to hurt the worst of all the tattoos.

Sam and Anahita from Drew on Call on HLN are on the show today and they can not play jeopardy for shit. They also think that men want to be changed by women and yay for wolfscrub.

Ellismania 9.5 and Tour de Horse is getting closer and closer so get excited for some people to be bungeed together and fighting each other on stage and Horse Force motherfucker.

Ellis is having himself a birthday party at the Roosevelt tonight with a bunch of girls that are at his house.

Tully did new music Tuesday but called it something else and did it better than RD because he’s Tull and knows how to pitch even the shit to Ellis in a good way.

ellis reads a Pete the Cat book about magic sunglasses that are an obvious metaphor for drugs.

Final calls..yes Jetta is gone for good, things are cool between Christian and Ellis, and Cumtard still works for the show but they aren’t really talking right now.

 

 

Like I said…I’ll be able to update this half abortion of a recap Thursday morning so don’t hate me, just stay tuned!!!!!!