2013

Posted on January 9, 2013 by wiz1010

Get It Up Ya!

Edward “Ned” Kelly (June 1854 or 1855 – 11 November 1880) was an Irish Australian bushranger. He is considered by some to be merely a cold-blooded killer, while others consider him to be a folk hero and symbol of Irish Australian resistance against the Anglo-Australian ruling class, and it’s Wednesday! Dude died trying to do it his own way, and when that time finally came, said “Ah, well, I suppose it has come to this” – No not Jesus, Ned Kelly. All this from a picture Ellis has and his quest to gain Instagram followers, oh and @wolfmate on Instagram! You do know he is the Vegemite of radio, and Chad Reed is a fucking sick cunt ledge, check him out. Ellismate picked up Rawdog a chocolate covered Oreo cause he loves the little guy, and Tully is infatuated, I mean fucking twisted stuck on the Fist of Adonis. He’d love to pop one on the hood of his car and road trip it, or at least give it to Ellis to put on the coffee table when any boys come over to date his little girl. That should deter those little fucking punks, unlike the measly parking ticket fines that apparently everyone on the show has gotten recently. Tully, Rawdog and Ellis all have had their share of parking violations in the past week or so. What if their were tiers to your fines, stay with Tully, so based on your income is how much your fine would be. The poor would have small fines, the rich would pay millions, and strippers would just have to fuck whomever they owe…..hey its that or a new AIDS for meter maids (Shit that rhymes)! Don’t think it’ll work, here’s a real life example for about $103,000. So good old Rawdiggitydog does embrace his cock suckerness, but is so obscure he can’t admit it – Just see any New Music Tuesday, and any of Arnold’s new movies such as Last Stand or the new Conan.

OLD SCHOOL!!!

Remember that scene from Pulp Fiction with the Bad Mutha Fucker wallet, yeah well this dude is the real owner of said wallet, and trying to be the next President of the Czech Republic, despite not having any political or video gaming background….which would serve him little help in Rawdog’s quiz on, yup you guessed it, video games. Are you curious the game Mario first appeared in, or what IPS stands for, and who is the bad guy in Resident Evil? Or when you fag another player it means you killed them! And you must know the best time to use your shell in Mario Kart. Can you recite the Play Station controller layout by heart? From Zelda to Angry Birds and back to Zelda, you feel a hell of a lot cooler listening to this quiz of Josh’s. While Tully outscored Ellis like 5 to 2, no one was a winner here, not the fans not Rawdog, NO ONE! And if you can’t find a way to listen to a replay (Which are on Friday mornings and on Sundays too on Faction!), then your not trying hard enough you pussy.

Then shit got serious. Look kids, your uncle Ellis has had a hard couple of days lately and just needed to get some shit of his chest. So Tully played shrink while Ellis got it out, fucking no replays since canning Stars 2 (Which had to be done no question!), childhood issues still bothering him as it would anyone, just life ya know. Well of course this concerned Thomas Haden Church who called in on the spot to cheer up and advise his good buddy. It shows man, Thomas is gay for Ellis, I mean gayer than you and i are for him, and thats gay! Of course no call from Thomas goes without some jewel, i give you Tully the “iconic pillar of entertainment”. It was meant for them all, but too bad THC its Tully’s now. Not too bad is the possibility that Thomas has something lined up for the crew in an upcoming ~~horror~~ whore movie. Tons of other callers showing their support, but not the Fake Ellis. That dude is so mysterious, and we got more confirmation this dude is real, well you know what i mean. Callers have seem him in person, tattoo’d n all with beanies n chains on, eating vegemite n all that shit yo! Fake Ellis has been spotted at Ceaser’s, The Riviera, The Wynn, etc. etc. The only way you can tell the two apart is one is a dick, and the other is the sweetest dude ever. Well that and the ink is real on one, and apparently done by magic marker for the other – really dude? Fake Ellis, if your reading this, please PLEASE call the show and rejoice us with your stories and shit, and you’ll be put in the prize chamber.

Will’s Shiny Calf?

Is Steven Spielberg’s mom still alive? Actually yes she is, BOOM! So you know how Tully likes to help give teen advice, well he took it a step further and answered some Q’s from Mrs. Manners. More variety in these questions kids, and Ellis really had to ‘be the bitch’ on this one. What advice would you give a 60year old dude who offered, his niece and her girlfriend, his sperm for a future baby…and was upset when they had a child on their own using a different donor who was NOT in the family tree? Doesn’t matter, just reassure Rawdog you’ll be glad to donate your sperm to him and his future wife, ya know! I must of tuned out for a second cause the show went to a bad place with Will blowing everyone at the Faction Holiday party. Raunchy sex, ball grabbing, Freddie Mercury, and hand twisting BJ’s were the topic of discussion until Rawdog admitted he hates cunnilingus. Despite him being the Master of Oral, and his numerous encounters with Joanna Angel, its just not his thing. Staying out of jail just ain’t Katt Williams thing these days either, as he was arrested again…..in Hollywood News, fuck yeah! What else, ok, Kat Von D bought future ex Deadmau5 a sweet new ride besides herself. Charlie Sheen parties with everyone and anyone, including the mayor of LA. Nothing much in the way of Final Calls, except that Ellis has never had a gerbil in his ass, which is nice to know. However, its not nice to know that I can’t unlive that one night your mom decided gerbils just weren’t doing it for her anymore…..poor Spot hasn’t been the same ever since, OH!

Show Re-cap For Tuesday 1/8/2013

Posted on January 8, 2013 by bitPimps 中

Is this what you imagine when Rawdog is just about to climax and his gay roommate comes home?

It’s Tuesday and so far Sirius XM Online player is working! Yay! Ellis still might have worms, he went to the doctor today to get his blood tested, only time will tell. He’ll either shit out some worms, chew someone’s face off, spew chunks, or none of that. Tully has his own porn viewing standards, and those standards do not include annoying porn dudes that look like jerks, loud, obnoxious bitches that yell a lot while getting banged, etc. Jude stopped in to give his feelings on pills, slapping bitches, and making them eat off the floor. He told us of having a chick over that wanted to get spanked, but he wanted her to do chores, so he took it easy on her until she finished doing his laundry. Now that’s one classy motherfucker! He says he (and she) feel a little dead inside after their done with the humiliation session, but one has to imagine that going into a k-hole takes all that away. The guys moved on to rub-n-tug massage parlors and the various experiences they’ve had. Jude is on a first name basis with most of the bitches working those joints, Ellis has only done it a few times, Rawdog would rather have someone touch his dick that is in love with him, and Tully found out he likes to Yelp rub-n-tug massage parlors. Hey, ladies, good news according to a female caller! Sounds like you can get happy endings from massage parlors as well, you just gotta get so wet you leave visual evidence so the masseuse can tell what kind of mood you’re in.

Canadians don’t lock their doors, American’s didn’t lock their doors until the lock was invented.

We got a “Canadians Am I Right?” segment today, topping the scales was a story of a stolen outhouse with a $500 ~~Canadian Tire~~ reward for anyone with information on the severely missed shit hut. There were some more stories, but no pictures, because Canada doesn’t have camera’s. People draw on the walls of their igloos and inside caves. Did you know Rawdog used to hitchhike in Santa Cruz? He’s been in cars with “some guy” that would take him home from school, sounds a little suspect and a whole lot of crazy. Since you didn’t know that, I assume you also didn’t know there are 17 billion planets similar in size and shit to Earth, just in our solar system! “DANG!”, said Jebus. Does that mean life on Earth is an accident? Does it mean that there is for sure got to be more life out there than just us? Or does it mean that Rawdog does indeed hear his father’s speech impediment and is just bullshitting everyone when he says he does not hear it. Guess what else the Lord gave us today? That’s right, NMT. Word (bullshit or not) is that David Bowie was a nobody until the moon landing and his manager convinced someone that British TV should play his “Space Oddity” song during the televised moon landing, and then Bowie blew the fuck up. Well Bowie released some piece of lullaby shit and we got to hear part of it, and just before everyone fell asleep, Rawdog introduced some Dropkick Murphys. Word (bullshit or not) is that Cullen instantly got a boner and went straight into the bathroom to take care of it. Jason Newsted has a new album out with his band, either the album, the band, or both are aptly and creatively named, “Newstead.” If you wanna check the rest of NMT out, you can go to The Ultimate Playlist.

Just calling it like we see it.

Kevin Garnett allegedly said Carmelo Anthony’s wife tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios. I’m not so sure that was meant as an insult, them bitches are pretty fuggin’ tasty, jack. Now let’s calm it down and release some of that angry frustration that just got dropped on us by the Honey Nut Cheerios remark. It’s MMA trivia time, with Ellis reading the questions and Tully and Rawdog trying to answer correctly. Tully eked out a narrow victory over Rawdog, and all was right in the world again. Speaking making things right in the world, your mom was feeling sick and one of her hooker friends suggested she gargle with mouthwash to help kill the germs, problem was, you’re mom is so poor she can’t afford mouthwash. In her quest for mouthwash, she finds this broke ass Eskimo lady that’s always sitting in the park drinking Listernine, because she can’t afford real alcohol. She asks the Eskimo lady if she have just a shot, the poor lady says, “I’m sorry, but I’ve drank it all already, but I drink enough that I bet I’ve got something that will work.” Excited, your mom responded, “That would be great! What is it?” The Eskimo lady hands her a cup of what looks like coagulated blood and tells your mom to just gargle and then slam it real quick, and she does. Your mom gagged and nearly puked all over the place, she asked, “What the hell was that? That was horrible!” The Eskimo lady says to your mom, “What’s the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can’t gargle with sand.” OH!

Show Re-cap For Monday 1/7/2013

Posted on January 7, 2013 by bitPimps 中

You were ready to get a boner for the show, then we had Sirius XM Fail 2013

Fucking Monday, oh how we all hate thee – you suck shit, Monday. Sincerely, the World. Guess what else sucks shit? If you said the Sirius XM Online player, you would be correct! Neither the new player or the basic player worked today, so unless you were in a vehicle, have a portable player, or can get on ellismania.com – you didn’t get to hear the show. Fucking shit ass, ass shits. Ellis confirmed that there are going to be no replays, at least any time soon. You can send him hate mail if you like, but it’s not going to change anything. However, he might get on the Rawdog Comedy channel for 1 hour by himself before the show to fill the gap. Tully came bearing incredibly late Christmas gifts today! For Ellis, a beanie he had made from the ass skin of babies, which of course is the softest material known to mankind. Ellis is thinking about growing a long-ass ZZ Top beard and increasing the roids. I think… I don’t know, I missed it because of this bitch ass, ass bitch online player. Rawdog sculpted his guns at the gym today, showed off his weird black hair triceps, and possibly may not be wearing underwear. Ellis went to watch some moto this weekend, said hi to some fans, stayed away from Carey, the chick married to that dude Pink because apparently some of his/her friends don’t like Ellis.

When suggesting anal to your significant other, do you use the Lou Reed technique?

We got some Loutallica from Lou himself reading from some coffee table book of porn shit, which sounded a lot like my reading of erotic fiction during final calls, except with way more anal topics. I suppose that would make it Analtallica. Slaughter houses are killing live animals at a rate of 1 animal every 5 seconds or so, for 8 hours a day. So if a cow and a butcher both left Chicago on a train bound for New York, what time would they both get there if the train conductor was slaughtered? Would you be willing to spend more money on grass fed beef? I don’t know what that has to do with the price of fruit in Puerto Rico since they’ll still be slaughtered and eaten, but there’s an argument for somebody in there. Lance Armstrong may be contemplating his admission of using steroids, and I can’t think of anyone who really cares anymore. NFL quiz time with Tully, and renowned sports fanatic and Native American, Rawdog, lead off with an accidentally correct answer. Ellis and Rawdog traded mostly wrong answers back and forth until everyone just stopped keeping track of who had the most correct answers, the fans were declared the real winner’s here. Oh, and on a completely unrelated note, Rawdog and his sister both had worms when they were younger and had to take pills to shit out a pile of putrid shit snakes. Yucky. He just remembers his butthole itching and feeling something wriggling around tickling his balloon knot and then had to take medicine. How they both got worms is a doggy butthole licking mystery for the ages.

Prehistoric dinosaur fucking is okay, but a movie about Liberace? No way, man!

Hollywood news, and this time it’s not about JizzCult, it was about pictures of Justin Bieber allegedly smoking that sticky icky (ooh, ooh!) with some Smurfed out rapper named Lil Twist. Tully, best known for stalking Danzig, is now stalking Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale. Once again, he saw their nanny and them some place and is now just working up the courage to say “wassup” to his latest ~~victims~~ friends. Al Roker admitted he straight up sharted his pants while visiting the White House and had to go commando for the rest of the visit. Somebody broke up with somebody, I couldn’t pay attention because the only thing running through my brain was Al Roker shitting his Fruit of the Looms. George Clinton from P-Funk had to fork over the rights to a few of his songs because he owes the man. Matt Damon, Michael Douglas, and Steven Soderbergh had to shop their “gayer than Brokeback Mountain” movie about Liberace to HBO because they were the only people who would carry it. Josh Brolin got bro-rested for being piss drunk in bro-lic and Buzz Aldrin is getting divorced from The Joker and she gets half his shit just like that moon whore planned from the get go. Michael J. Fox is shaking (get it?!) things up with a new show about a newscaster with Parkinson’s – isn’t it funny how life imitates art?

Joanna Angel stopped by the show to do another round of sexy impressions with Rawdog. Instead of Santa and Mel Gibson, this time it was Kim Kardashian (Rawdog) and Lil Jon (Joanna) gettin’ freaky deaky on the dance floor. Final calls time, and once again, we all get to breathe a sigh of relief that we’re not as stupid as the dude that called thinking he was talking to Cumtard and warning everyone about McDonald’s. Another caller tried to pitch him some softballs to make him look less dumb, but he just wasn’t getting it. We’re used to stupid though, after all, we’ve shoved so much shit into your mom’s pussy hole that it’s like a clown car at a circus in Germany. OH!

Show Re-cap For Thursday 1/3/2013

Posted on January 3, 2013 by wiz1010

Today’s show is dedicated to the troops and to lesbians. But not the lesbians that fuck women only, but the ones who will take a dick from time to time. So for the lesbian troops out there, this one’s especially for you. If your a twisted robot nympho that wishes you could impregnate Wall-E, this one’s especially for you! What were the New Year resolutions for the crew you wonder….Ellis doesn’t have one, just his desire to dominate radio and be famous. Rawdog on the other hand just wants to get out of bed half an hour after the alarm goes off. He also wants to be more social in his life, maybe getting a little pussay if you know what I mean. This all inevitably led to Rawdog needing to pump iron, so he can pump the ladies. After a few callers admitted their tragic downhill turn in life due to Ellis and Rawdog not going to the gym regularly like they were going too, we got action. So again, Ellis n Rawdog are going to the gym to work out, starting Monday, so let that inspire you to at least put down the fucking chocolate eclair and go outside. This will also lead to about 1,000 new cases of STD’s accross the nation, well with all the action everyones gonna get being all ripped n shit. Oh and Scott Greenstein gets mad pussy yo!

Wall-E also enjoys a snowball now and then

So this lady found a video of her boyfriend fucking another chic, and posted the sex tape online to get revenge, but only ended up fucking herself over. Ever wonder what happened to Bill the Scorpion? Yeah me either, but he called the show from heaven. Yeah he’s dead now and chillin with 2-pack up there, so there is a ghetto in heaven, good to know. Sounds like heaven as made Bill a little less racist, but still irritable as all fuck. He gave a shout out to the communists, butt chuggers and amish out there “Die Mutherfuckers!” Love that guy and in case your not sure who Bill the Scorpion is, just ask Cumtard and he’ll break it down for you, along with what Red Dragons means and anything else you need to know, love that guy too. In case your not sure Bill’s dead, just ask Tully or Will and find out for yourself, the hard way! While your at it, ask Jizz Cult about the black widow scare of ’88, or the bed bug massacre in ’92, crazy shit man. Just don’t go pissing Shiny Shins off though, or end up like these two girls parents, just for not letting them use the internet. And finally, if you’ve ever wanted to be Asian, Bob’s your uncle.

Shit Sully LOOK OUT!!!

Russia has declared beer to no longer be part of their food pyramid, but Vodka is still a key to any nutritious diet. So what advice can the show give to teens out there struggling to make it in this crazy world? How about kill yourself, which was the answer to the majority of such questions as “My girlfriend gets mad I rollerblade” or “My friend has keeps having crushes on the same guys I like”….yeah just fucking off yourself. One chic was dating a cowboy, cause mom said cowboys are fucking hot, and dude beats her and does drugs n shit, yeah she should probably just kill her mom. So should this other teen bitch whos got a 25year old sister with a little rug rat, sleeping in her room at her parents house cause she ain’t got a job or a life. Anyways, back to the kill yourself people….Can I get pregnant with my underwear on…..can I get pregnant by swallowing load….I am a teen girl and want a baby – ok especially this bitch! You get the drift, some funny shit if you wanna go back n check it out. If you do, be sure to stick around for the bitch whos on her 16th day of heavy menstruation, its a hoot!

You maybe wanna get that shit checked out lady

New Adventure’s with ~~Danny and the Dingo~~ Cumtard everybody. Every time that Kevin fucks up on the show, Ellis is going to torture him. So today’s torture was the ol’ hot waxing the armpits, but while Cumtard made little kitty cat noises. This go around they didn’t have the professional shit that ladt brought in, but just some store bought shit that wasn’t the same, but Cumtard persevered thanks to his meds he’s back on. They make it harder for him to blow his load, but they keep him leveled out. He’s also cut back on drinking as well, good on ya mate!!! Andy Dick on the other hand doesn’t drink at all anymore, and also came by the show to spit on ~~Tully~~ Sully and ~~Rawdog~~ Mandog for old time sake. He also came bearing gifts of 2% of the US is adopted, and 40% of crazy people in mental homes are adopted, fuck. Then it hit him, Andy Dick has been on The Jason Ellis Show before. He remembers someone smoking weed in the parking lot of swinghouse, probably Mandog I’m sure. Anyways, Andy stopped in to tell Ellis how awesome his show is and that the Dick is now dating guys exclusively, 5 to be exact. He’s also kinda bummed that Howard Stern hates him and wishes he could get a minute with him to apologize. A big heart to heart between Jason Ellis, Andy Dick, Michael Sully and of course Mandog, eventually leading to one key point in all this, if you adopt a child, you MUST read them “Our Chosen Child“, or roll your dice on those percentages Andy gave you earlier.

DING!

In tribute to Andy Dick’s relationship status, Ellis decided to knock the dust of a classic, ‘Dude Is It Gay’. Before that though, Mandog’s stories of circle jerking it and snowballing came up, to which the idea of swallowing your own load made even Andy throw up in his mouth. You disgust me Mandog, but you also entertain me so its cool bro! The circle jerk however really caught Andy’s interest, so much so he plans to stop by the show more often to hear more jewels from his cuddly little friend. Well that and the chance to meet Thomas Haden Church, who wouldn’t want to be a friend of the show? Back to Dude Is It Gay, and it is gay to get molested for 6 flags tickets, and to be peed on by any dude, famous R&B star or not. A new twist to Dude Is It Gay this time, twitter questions. “Dude is it gay if I tweet @ellismate gay?” is the gayest question ever asked on the show, twitter or phone. Its not gay to clip your fingernails, but Mike Sully is flaming gay for cutting his with scissors, then using a file to get them just right. @stapleneck is gay for every and any eskibro he issues, and everything @mike_in_canada tweeted is super Gandalf gay. Oh shit that reminds me, earlier Sully did a story on some kid who tried to rob a store, and called his mom for a ride home…….but she couldn’t answer as she was in the middle of a pterodactyl with @AZ_RedDragon, @bitPimps and yours truly, OH!

Show Re-cap For Wednesday 1/2/2013

Posted on January 2, 2013 by wiz1010

Happy New Year Bitches!

Its’ been a long time, we shouldn’ta left you, without a dope recap to step to. But their fucking best of’s, and we got shit to do. Today was live though, first of the year, and started with the reminiscing of that time Ellis got that one chic to put a phone in another girls ass, and called in on the air, and he thanked his mom. Its shit like that he does to help the world, so EllisFam like you and i don’t get all pissed off with the morons living amongst us. So the next time some idiot cuts you off in traffic, and fucks your lady, you can thank Ellis for not getting so pissed. So what happened over the break for the fellas? Rawdog didn’t get laid, but did go to some formal party with Bentley and did get to jerk off his roommate when the ball(s) dropped. Tully got all spur of the moment n shit and took his wife n kid to Palm Springs so he could hang at a gay bar. Ellis took his kids n lady to Mammoth Mountain, got ’em ski lessons n shit, and told Katie to Harden The Fuck Up for all the wrong reasons. Thank god Jude showed up to spare us the drama and instead bring us stories of babies painting playpens in shit. Jude also got the recap of the Reckoning from Rawdog, who is now a real man, taking that dick like he did, and is ready for a kick ass 2013, you go girl! OH, and whats a new years break without movies? Ellis saw Jack Reacher said its was pretty fucking good. Tully saw Ted and also said it was pretty fucking good. Rawdog saw Django Unchained, also saying its was pretty fucking good. Jude on the other hand, saw Django Unchained as well, but in a black neighborhood, and its was not a pretty fucking good idea, but the movie was kinda sweet. And everyone should see Killer Joe cause Thomas Hayden Church is the fucking man and you can suck it!

Couldnt find a naked one armed man holding an arm….

Maryland got the gay, allowing their states first same sex marriage. Tesla is more than just a ~~shitty~~ decent 80’s band, but also a bad ass electric car thats Ellis Show approved and American made brother! Who had the worst New Years you wonder, maybe this woman Tully ran into at Fat Burger that not only broke up with her boyfriend, but her car broke down and she slept the night in the parking lot. I’m sure someone out there has a worse story, and maybe it involves a car ride up a long windy road, in Australia of course, and your stopped by a naked man, covered in blood, holding an arm. If so, dude you totally shoulda called the show, cause Ellismate had a box of shit he needed to get rid of to whoever had the best story involving the naked blood covered arm carrying man, and how he fucking got their in the first place. Quite a few callers with some good ideas n shit, but none of which can be put into words, so go back and listen for yourself. Of course, if you were curious what Rawdog or Tully would do in a situation with this crazed maniac…..Tully would just turn around n leave, while Rawdog would reason with the fine gentleman.

Another Rawdog Classic!

Hollywood News time muthafuckers! ~~Kim Kardashian had a baby~~, oh shit thats not news worthy never mind. Kayne West fucked Kim Kardashian and made that bitch have a baby, thats Hollywood News! Justin Bieber was smoking weed in his Ferrari and some paparazzi dude got ran over for talking shit, says Rawdog. Then Tully, being super dad n all, had a long heart to heart with us all on the dangers of the paparazzi, and on listening to Rawdog and not reading the story for yourself, seriously people. Then shit got ~~real~~ realer when a mysterious wooden box showed up that Ellis thought could contain a bomb or snakes maybe. Problem solved, they just got Cumtard to open the box, which contained…….some cool super cross thingie sent from Trey Canard #41 moto dude, who’s got a movie out about his 2012 life story titled REvival 41, check it out. I’m sure you’ll check out Rawdog’s new movie coming out one day, you know the romantical comedy about Shoebox and Adrianna Curry….oh and Ellis will also be making a movie, well a documentary, about Rawdog making his movie = video gold! Anyways back to Hollywood news with Rawdog, about how Katt Williams got into a fight with Sooge Knight and managed to film the shit on his phone. Nick Stahl, dude was in Terminator 3, was arrested by the Celebrity Jerk Off Cop. Latrell Sprewell, the man the myth the legend, knows how to fucking party, but has racist neighbors. Hugh Hefner has made one lady super fucking rich in like 10 years. If you google image search ‘100 year old dicks’…….well, you know. Lady Gaga hates her fans that hate themselves. Did Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt do it? Matthew McConaughey did it, again, for the 3rd time. Theres your fix of what happened in Hollywood while we were all having TJES withdraws, good on ya.

Scientology is wierd enough, but some dude wrote “The Church of Fear” exposing some shit about the odd religion, such as an impenetrable fortress built in the desert for aliens to find when we all eventually die off. Oh and Tully has some fucking sweet Japanese underwear that are silky smooth. Shout out to one Todd Richards for hooking Ellismania.com up with some Go Pro cameras, fuck yeah! You know what else happened over the break, UFC 155 bitches. I didn’t watch it though, but Cain Velasquez is your heavyweight champ again, battering Junior Dos Santos in the rematch to take back the belt. There were other fights too, but whatever bro go read up on that shit its old news. The new news is Ellis is gonna get killed by all of MMA for punching Ronda Rousey, in the future when shes on his show and tries to snap him in an arm bar. Also in the future, Cain Velasquez will have to fight Alistair Overeem a.k.a Ovaries a.k.a. Walrus Man, whos all jacked up on steroids n raw feeder fish, had to be there. In case you weren’t there in the beginning, when Ellis got that one chic to put a phone in another girls ass, and called in on the air, and he thanked his mom – he played the vintage audio for you. In case you weren’t there over the break, when we weren’t writing recaps, and were TP-ing your moms, while I can’t show you the pics from that alleged day, this outta give you a good idea….

OH!

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