Show Re-cap For Wednesday 3/14/2012

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Happy Steak and BJ Day! The guy that thought this up is either a genius (doubt it) or have some really high expectations (and lives with his mom).  Ellis changed the date for Ellismania 8, again.  Raise your hand if your surprised by this, no, no one. Ok lets continue then. He said that there is a chance that it can get on some HDNet TV thing so that everyone can see it, even the Canadians, who apparently need the HD due to their beady eyes. Oh, Lindsay Lohan hit some dude, tried to change seats, was fucked up, bla bla bla, who the fuck cares anyway.  Moving on.

Ellis talked to Kit Cope @KitCope and it sounds like Kit is going to fight some of the Ellis Fam in a flag football leg kick type of thing, I’m not too sure, I was looking at, umm, photography.  Blame my ADD.  But on the bright side Cogdeth @Cogdeth is probably going to be getting a new set of crutches. Congratulations to you.  While on the subject of EM8, Big B @OGEverlast will be playing and there’s still plans for a bikini contest.  If any girls would like me to help in any way please contact me.

After much of this nonsense and shenanigans shit got deep.  Ellis tried to offer Josh his Audi to help him financially but Josh refused saying that he doesn’t feel right taking the car from Ellis. Josh is starting to run out of money and he is beginning to get worried that the higher-ups at Sirius aren’t going to offer him a job, but Tully thinks otherwise.  Lets all hope Tully is right.  I think the show would suffer great loss if Josh left.

And on today’s Worlds Greatest Wednesday top 10:

1.Nothing

2.Nothing

3.Nothing

Fuck this you get the idea.

Then finally the guys talked about vacation, take it sooner or later, either way it doesn’t matter we will be treated with The Best Of Ellis, face it, even hearing the same bit for the 20th time is still funny, kinda, sometimes, ok maybe not.  But vacation is vacation, much like the million of tourists that vacation through you mums massive cavernous vagina! OH!

 

Show Re-cap For Tuesday 3/13/2012

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Today, Ellis is on steroids, Rawdog is stressed, Tully is a beautiful man, Jude is inside your sister, and you ingest large quantities of semen. Sad news, Ellis got an email last night, he has been invited to be a judge at a Hooter’s bikini contest in Miami – and the sad part was that it is on the same date as EllisMania 8. Shout out to @emilyinSD for sending in a horrific story of an ultra-Orthadox Jewish man who performs circumcisions and then uses his mouth to clean the baby’s penis wound. Go throw up and when you get back, jump down to the next paragraph where we’ll be talking about something else.

It was new music day today, I don’t have a full list but I’ll make a few quick comments. Meat Loaf’s new music sounded like a two dicks were going to be touching each other. Say Anything (was that their name) sounded like Death Cab for Cutie so very emo. Cannibal Corpse sounded like your typical death metal warble garble. Moving on, there was talk about the different fights that are happening at EM8. One of which was the “husband and wife” fight, which I’m taking full credit for as I had suggested that via Twitter ages ago (December 15, 2011) and Tully liked the idea. How do I know for sure? Because I remember when my ego gets a boner and because my OCD made me go look up dates. Anyway, that’s unimportant. The important thing is it looks like it might be happening and I know @e3guzman (December 16, 2011) and @Hollow_NorCal (December 28, 2011) have been pushing for it.

And that does it for the show, this re-cap, your sister’s smoked out clit, your empty keg of semen, and your mom’s micro erection after become a ladyboy. OH!

Show Re-cap For Monday 3/12/2012

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Okay Sirius XM. You motherfuckers better get some cash together for Rawdog. You let Cumtard work his way to being broke until he finally had to leave to go find a paying job, but if you do the same to Rawdog, you’re going to completely fuck the show – and thereby fuck the entire channel. Basically, Rawdog’s roommate is moving out and Rawdog has to either find another roommate or another apartment and he is getting close to running out of money. I suspect he could probably use a portion of his trust fund, but I doubt he wants to keep dipping into that to work for free.

Rawdog went on his Friday night date, where he was to meet this chick, a dude, and another chick, all of whom are into “open” relationships. He showed up to the chicks house, where the 3 other people were as well. They played some Scrabble, they cooked dinner, ate, and eventually they all started talking about their “poly” lifestyle. They all sat on the couch and started watching porn, he thinks both girls were trying to get the party going and Rawdog was just too uncomfortable with the other dude being there. It was later revealed that Rawdog ended up going home and whacking off. Congratulations, Rawdog’s highlight was being able to play the word “Equation” and got a shitload of points or something and missing out on chubby pussy.

Ellis is going to race trucks in the Lucas Oil series again, Twitch helped get Ellis a ride via one of his sponsors, they’re going to let him use a “celebrity” truck for a weekend. That bit of news was almost skipped over because Rawdog was busy talking about pennies. How dare he not hump a heftychick with another large chick and a dude! And that was about it for the show. One thing we’re left to assume though, one of those whales Rawdog was meant to fuck was most assuredly you’re mom. OH!