You know how that show Seinfeld was a show about nothing? Welllll..that’s kind of how I felt about the show today. I don’t know if I’m the only one feeling this way, but it was a whole lot of talking (because, duh) but at the end of it I was all…wait..what am I gonna write about? I dunno maybe I’m cranky cause I’m experiencing terrible allergies for the first time in my life and I’ve had a Continue reading
Whenever I listen to “Butt Town”, I make sure to belt out those lyrics and stare at whoever is next to me in traffic, making sure to never break eye contact. People appreciate passion and commitment, and that’s what I bring to your ass. That and herpes. Lots of herpes. Continue reading
Hey, you skanky motherfuckers! Hope you’re ready for a bullet-point edition of today’s recap, because I’m fucking exhausted, just got home from work, and, if I’m being honest, I’ve got a pretty little lady who needs my attention. Tell your mum she’s been replaced. Alright, let’s get this shit show on the road. Continue reading
Did you hear Mickey Rourke had a fight?
Welcome back! And we’re outta here! How many of those could you pull off before everyone got fed up with that? So, everyone’s back after the long Thanksgiving holiday. Dingo is busy at the news desk, prepping some UFC news for the show. Andrew The Giant is busy in the greenroom, eating food after raping and pillaging over the the holidays. Continue reading
Texans just can’t stop talking about how big everything they have is. I wonder if they’re over-compensating for something……..please don’t shoot me. Continue reading