Show Re-Cap for Monday 3/23/2015

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You feel that? Can ya feel me balls tightening as I’m inside of you? That’s right, I’m putting the sexy back into Monday. Okay, not really. But it’s the thought that counts, right? Did you all catch Rude Jude on the Howard Stern show today? You’d be a lot cooler if you did. Dingo is back in studio today, you probably heard him already though. Ellis isn’t down with pimps and ho’s anymore, he thinks he done with prostitutes, but that’s his brain talking, we’ll see what his dick has to say about it when it wakes up. Continue reading

Show Recap for Monday 2/23/2015 – EllisMania 10 Edition

Hi everybody! It was great seeing you all in Vegas, what a blast we had together! I met so many new faces, we shared laughter, stories, food, and good times. We’ve got a lot to cover today, so let’s just dive right into it, shall we? So today’s show was pre-taped, yesterday, about the events from the day before, but aired on Faction today. Let’s try and do this. It’s really not that hard. We already covered Friday’s live show, but we didn’t get to talk about HATEBEAN’s first and last performance that night, nor the Tiger Box concert later that same night, after HATEBEAN! Only HATEBEAN was live on OfficialJasonEllis.com, Tiger Box however, was not – though I believe it was filmed and will eventually be on the site as well. See? Simple, right? Continue reading

Show recap for Tuesday 2/10/15

Happy Birthday Cliff Burton!!! Hopefully I’m spelling that right cause I’m too lazy to Google right now and…yup…that’s that..Happy Birthday I am too lazy to google the correct spelling of your name!!! God, I’m kind of a bitch. But i have nice boobs and a great ass and I can do a shoulder stand on my bed while Hubbs eats my pussy at 3 in the morning cause core strength is a thing and mula bandha, motherfuckers.

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Show Recap for Tuesday 2/13/2015

Hey bros and bitches, it’s Tuesday and that means that this bitch right here is gonna do some TJES recapping for you- whether you like it or not. But, you know that you like it. You fucking love it. You spend all of your Tuesday not listening to the show on purpose cause all you wanna know is the show as Jenny will tell it to you. Boom. But, getting back to reality as it exists outside of my head..Ellis is detoxifying and he’s pretty sure that he’s him. I know, right? Groundbreaking shit. Incredible. Haha..it’s all good though that that’s the first sentiment of the day because of Ellis is pretty sure that he’s him, then that means basically all is right in the world and the show that must go on Continue reading

Show Recap for Tuesday 12/16/14

Hey there all you lovely fucks!!!! I had some serious Sirius issues today, so I’m gonna warn you now that this is only like 80% of a recap of what went on today but It figured that 80% is wayyyyyyy better than 0% so I’m writing it anyway!!!!! And if you don’t like that, then you can go right ahead and fuck yourself :D

 

Ellis is in the studio today, and yeah, that’s about it because, man, is his ass giving him all sorts of problems. But he made it in today and therefore we will all rejoice and listen to whatever Ellis is going to tell us all about his hole. It’s everything, guys, he tells us wonderful and dedicated listeners everything about what is going on with his ass (and if you’re a lucky member of Official Jason Ellis you can even go to the website and get a look into his hole, thanks to the ever-lovely Katie) and man, he has some ass issues. He Ellis apologized a few times about talking about his ass in so much detail for those whoso cup of tea is not a grown man’s bleeding asshole…but this is his show and his life and he’s going to talk about the bleeding, rotting, death Continue reading