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Show Re-cap For Tuesday 4/3/2012

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Roman MoroniWork has got me so fucking busy that I haven’t had a chance to listen to much of the show for the past 2 days, and let me tell you, it’s farggin bullshit, man! Martha Stewart’s grand daughter is named after @rude_jude? If that’s true, it’s fucking hilarious! Rawdog recently fantasized about winning the lottery (instead of getting all up in some chicks weewat) and one of the things he said he would do was to not do the show on a daily basis, but he would come back every now and then. What a nice guy, gracing us with his presence. Thomas Haden Church called the VIP line on the show today, only further increasing his awesomeness by providing even more evidence that he does in fact listen to the show on a pretty regular basis. He wants Ellis to drive his 600 HP Porsche around, he wants to stop by the show on a day where he doesn’t have to leave to go do other publicity, etc. This guys stock just keeps going up in my book.

Anyway, that’s all I have for today. Sorry the past 2 days have been pretty short, but like I said – I’m busier than whore on dollar day lately. And you know how busy that is, that’s why you never saw your mom, every day was dollar day for that slut. OH!

Show Re-cap For Friday 3/23/2012

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Today’s the last show for this month since they fellers will be on vacation next week. So Ellis had a meeting yesterday, hence the no live show, sounds like it might have been about driving monster trucks. Weird. I guess driving anything with a motor is pretty cool, but I couldn’t see being that into it that I’d be willing to plan my life around it. There’s a fan of the show helping out today, his name is Valley Will, he’s setting off everyone’s gaydar, and he’s a ruthless phone screener. He was actually kind of entertaining while he was screening calls live on the show, so kudos to that dude, he’s probably having a blast.

Rob Huebel (@robhuebel) was on the show today, he’s an actor / comedian who you might know from Human Giant, Children’s Hospital, or a number of other things he’s been in (like your mom.) Apparently Tully has a bit of man crush on Rob, and in reality, Rob’s interview was pretty good and he was funny. There was some seriously loud banging on the show, turns out it was a very unhappy @rude_jude flipping the fuck out on Shade 45 and the noise carried over to the Faction studio. No idea what he was going apeshit about, when he came back on the radio he was his normal self.

And on that note, it’s time to wrap this muthafucka up and go get all willy nilly. And before I go, I just want to say something to you. I know I always make fun of your mom. I don’t do it to be mean, I love your mom, but sometimes the truth hurts. OH!

Show Re-cap For Tuesday 3/20/2012

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The show started out talking about how surprising Dr. Drew and Psycho Mike were, as in they were good guests and didn’t come off as dicks at all. Ellis also talked about how much he cares about the fans and he sometimes stresses out over helping and entertaining the fans. It’s nice to hear that he doesn’t forget about the fans, no matter how jilted of a lover you may be. Rawdog is officially deaf, he can’t hear his father’s Tweety Bird speech and now he can’t hear the word “cunt” when Mel Gibson was berating his chick. Rawdog is still kind of bummed out, he’s on Ellis’ payroll, but he still needs a roommate as his rent is $1600 per month. Jude recommended he get a part-time job like he had to do when he was on Jenny Jones and was a bathroom attendant at gay bar. That’s hustlin’ right there. The idea of Death! Death! Die! being Rawdog’s roommate was put forth and that immediately terrified Rawdog (probably for good reason) because he’ll come up to a lube room and Mötley Crüe playing on the stereo.

There was more talk about the movie “Big Fucking Mega-Boat” and ideas on the conflict between Ellis’ character and the boat itself. Sounds like Ellis may play a lifeguard and be afraid of rabbits, tentacles, and some other stuff I don’t remember. And the Big Fucking Mega-Boat itself will shoot smaller boats and whatever else it wants, pending on the fears it senses a person may have. And of course there will be jet ski stunts and shit, which I’m hoping look very similar in quality to the animated picture on the above right. It also sounds like Alison Eastwood is going to ask her dad, Clint Eastwood, if he would read a “It’s halftime America, for big fucking mega-boat” line for the movie as well.

And I think that pretty much covers it, and your mom, like when she’s in a bukkake scene. OH!

Show Re-cap For Friday 3/16/2012

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Dingo On The SceneFrifuck. Fruckfri. Friarfucker. Frifist. Fritofri. Friday. There, got that out. It’s Friday, Friday, Friday and I don’t give a fuck, fuck, fuck. The week of March 26 will be vacation time for The Jason Ellis Show, so expect “best of” replays that week, unless of course they change the date. *BingoBangoBongo* That one earned me a one way ticket to the prize chamber. Sounds like the “Forgiven” worked for both Rawdog and Tully, so that’s pretty fuckin’ awesome, I’d try some of that shit. There was talk about making Friday’s a little more “Ellisy” by having Backbone (@CullenSaidThis), and/or Dingo (@TheDingoInSnow), and/or Rawdog (@RadioTFB) and/or maybe others like Jude (@rude_jude) doing a clip type show “The JiggaBididaBoo Show” in the morning before the Friday show. That be fuckin’ boss, like real boss hoss!

George Clooney, Kony, Gallagher, Ryan Sheckler, and women, am I right? Those were all things that were discussed on the show and that I won’t be re-capping here because it’s fucking Friday and I don’t give a fist. Google that shit if you’re really wondering, I’ll even help you out a bit www.google.com See there? That’s me, helping you, to help yourself. Don’t say I don’t care or don’t try to help. They gave “Dude am I a slut?” a shot today since it’s in the afternoon and sluts don’t wake up before noon.

Some chick was blacked out and doing her boyfriend, her friend came in and boyfriend left because he was uncomfortable so she banged another dude. That’s right, every male’s fantasy and the subject of a zillion letters to Penthouse made this guy uncomfortable and he left. What. The. Fuck. And the clear champion of today’s segment was this chick that got face fucked in the Metal Mulisha RV while a couple of other dudes recorded it on their cell phone and let the dude splooge on her face. Then she was gonna fuck the guy in her car before an A7X concert so her friend stood outside the car, but they didn’t have condoms so she let him bang her in her ass.  I think those were probably the best stories out of all them so I’m not going to detail the others. Wait, no, there was a last minute entry. This chick fucked three dudes on her lunch break, they all came in a cup and she guzzled it down, I fink your mom is freaky. OH!

Show Re-cap For Tuesday 3/13/2012

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Today, Ellis is on steroids, Rawdog is stressed, Tully is a beautiful man, Jude is inside your sister, and you ingest large quantities of semen. Sad news, Ellis got an email last night, he has been invited to be a judge at a Hooter’s bikini contest in Miami – and the sad part was that it is on the same date as EllisMania 8. Shout out to @emilyinSD for sending in a horrific story of an ultra-Orthadox Jewish man who performs circumcisions and then uses his mouth to clean the baby’s penis wound. Go throw up and when you get back, jump down to the next paragraph where we’ll be talking about something else.

It was new music day today, I don’t have a full list but I’ll make a few quick comments. Meat Loaf’s new music sounded like a two dicks were going to be touching each other. Say Anything (was that their name) sounded like Death Cab for Cutie so very emo. Cannibal Corpse sounded like your typical death metal warble garble. Moving on, there was talk about the different fights that are happening at EM8. One of which was the “husband and wife” fight, which I’m taking full credit for as I had suggested that via Twitter ages ago (December 15, 2011) and Tully liked the idea. How do I know for sure? Because I remember when my ego gets a boner and because my OCD made me go look up dates. Anyway, that’s unimportant. The important thing is it looks like it might be happening and I know @e3guzman (December 16, 2011) and @Hollow_NorCal (December 28, 2011) have been pushing for it.

And that does it for the show, this re-cap, your sister’s smoked out clit, your empty keg of semen, and your mom’s micro erection after become a ladyboy. OH!