Show Re-cap For Tuesday 5/15/2012

Sounds like Jillian Reynolds’ (formerly Barberie) boss is now upset with Ellis because he was on KTLA and not their show, which is funny because Ellis has asked to be on Jillian’s show like 10 times and was turned down each time. Dumb Hollywood politics is apparently at play here. Fuck ’em. Ellis wants to create his own collection line of shirts, patches, blankets, bed sheets, etc. Someone called up Andrea to brag that she was going to beat up Katie, and then people had to do their homework for school the next day. Whose some hot old chicks was a topic, Janice Dickinson and Martha Stewart were mentioned among others. Ellis admitted he would not be into dating an average looking person, only hot chicks – and he knows that will eventually lead to a lonely life. But, hey, I guess that’s why they sell ferns.

Not only has Obama come out in support of gay marriage, but so has Jay-Z, so go ahead and change the books. Rawdog was excited to bring a new segment to the show today, gadget talk. I like me some new technology, but I just knew Rawdog was going to pick some stupid shit, and sure enough he did – a fucking phone glove for instance. It turns out that Dingo may have little balls, he had to measure, I assume because it was a rather close call. A literal 12 year-old called into the show while eating a hotdog, and it appears he has kind of an a-hole for a mom. Ellis had told the kid that he probably shouldn’t be listening to the show because he’s too young. The kid was eating a hotdog, it wasn’t cold. Then the kid passed the phone to mom, who called the show “pathetic” and claimed she, nor her son listened to the show, and that they were eating hotdogs. She said her husband loves the show, brings home the bacon, and she gets to drive a nice car… and eat hotdogs. At any rate, she was annoying. Also, hotdogs. Today’s new music Tuesday wasn’t all that bad, certainly better than a lot of the previous ones. I missed pretty much the rest of the show, but I don’t think there was anything of major importance. Oh, wait. Hotdogs + you moms pussy = state fair corn dogs. You know, because of all that batter in her deep fryer of a pussy. OH!

Show Re-cap For Tuesday 4/3/2012

Roman MoroniWork has got me so fucking busy that I haven’t had a chance to listen to much of the show for the past 2 days, and let me tell you, it’s farggin bullshit, man! Martha Stewart’s grand daughter is named after @rude_jude? If that’s true, it’s fucking hilarious! Rawdog recently fantasized about winning the lottery (instead of getting all up in some chicks weewat) and one of the things he said he would do was to not do the show on a daily basis, but he would come back every now and then. What a nice guy, gracing us with his presence. Thomas Haden Church called the VIP line on the show today, only further increasing his awesomeness by providing even more evidence that he does in fact listen to the show on a pretty regular basis. He wants Ellis to drive his 600 HP Porsche around, he wants to stop by the show on a day where he doesn’t have to leave to go do other publicity, etc. This guys stock just keeps going up in my book.

Anyway, that’s all I have for today. Sorry the past 2 days have been pretty short, but like I said – I’m busier than whore on dollar day lately. And you know how busy that is, that’s why you never saw your mom, every day was dollar day for that slut. OH!