EllisFam Interviews

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I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

mike in canada eh? 中 (@mike_in_canada)

  1. Where do you live? I live in Edmonton Alberta Canada.
  2. What is your occupation? As far as I see it, my job is to making people laugh and I’m fucking good at it. Of course I have no statistical evidence of this, nor do I receive any compensation or nudie photos.
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. In my own head I’m the sickest dude ever and I’m sweet to bring to parties.  Did I mention that I’m incredibly narcissistic? Just kidding. #NotReally
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? Nearly 3 years.
  5. How did you discover TJES? Actually, I got in a really bad car accident where I don’t remember anything that happened before or after the crash. When I woke up in the hospital, I was told that my car was demolished beyond repair. The next day I went to get a rental car which just so happened to have Sirius in it, and when I turned the car on it was on Faction 28.  It was completely by chance, or fate, or God (whatever you want to call it) that I found the show and I’ve been listening ever since.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? I used to skate, when I was younger, and I had a picture of Ellis doing the Mega Ramp on my wall. So after my car accident, when I found his show, I heard a guy that transitioned from being a pro skater to the overlord of radio – it made me think that I could transition myself into anything I wanted to, as long as I was willing to work for it.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? I’m not a guy that’s going to tell you Ellis made me lose 200lbs or anything like that, but the way it changed me is from the people I’ve met and interacted with.  There’s such kindness and good vibes within the Ellisfam that it’s pretty special to be a part of.  Having people tell me that something I said made them laugh or made their day is really cool, and it powers me through the days that aren’t so great.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? One day I’m going be a writer for the Jason Ellis Show, just fucking try to stop me. Oh and follow me on twitter… @mike_in_canada.

Doug Robertson 中 (@d_rob_70)

  1. Where do you live? Ottawa, IL
  2. What is your occupation? Warehouse Forklift Driver
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. 42 Years Old, Married, 1 grown son (24), Love my wife very much.  LOVE the Chicago Cubs & Buffalo Bills and any Olympics on will be watched on my TV. Only Ellismania I went to was EM5 in Vegas in 2010.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? Since March ’09
  5. How did you discover TJES? All my BTLS friends had migrated to Ellis so I gave him a try and never went back.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? The comraderie of the EllisFam 1st & foremost.  And I just LOVE the realness of the show.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? Yes I feel that my confidence level has increased tenfold.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? No.

If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.

Show Re-cap For Thursday 7/19/2012

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Welcome to the smooth sultry sounds of today’s re-cap. It might be all that but it doesn’t hold a candle to Rawdog’s sexy voice. Tully made him use it and seduce him, and I don’t

¿Quién es este Van Halen hablas de?

know about the rest of you, but my pants were ankle bound in no time. Josh’s now regular lucha libre partner has never heard of some of the most iconic bands in my lifetime and for sake of time I will not rant about that. Instead I will wait until Josh unleash this epic ten song selection of “white boy” rock and see what she says, then I shall unleash the feathered hair fury! Ellis finally arrived, probably traffic again, and noticed that someone ate the fucking mint. WHO ATE THE FUCKING MINT! It was Jude, apparently he had a bad case of the zactlys and the mint was necessary at the time. He apologized and will promptly replace the fucking mint. Then I’m pretty sure they started talking about eating in the bathroom, the “bitchen.” I think my brain blocked this from itself because that’s fucking gross. The 5 second rule DOES NOT apply in the bitchen, it it falls, tough shit.

 

I used this hand!

The actor, Fred Willard was caught with his dick in hand at an adult movie theater and was arrested by a peeping tom cop who claimed he was “Jacking his rod.” What kind of a world do we live in when a man can’t watch porn in a public porn place and flog the bishop or pet the one eyed snake, wax the wood, butter the corn, choke the chicken, fumble your frank, hump your hand, flick your dick, whack your pud, shag your shank, shampoo the moose, wrestle with Jimmy, wait, what was I talking about? Oh well, moving on. Hey fatty, money you used to buy that double bacon four pounder you got a Shit Donalds King is going to support some sort of religious based, hate the different, owners and their charities. Enjoy.

CumTard came in the studio today. I think it was to talk a little about his fight with @Shit_Toboggan but it was probably just to give the guys another bag of pubes. He left after only a short time which was my favorite part of the segment. A tuna diver off the coast of Mexico wrestled and killed a great white shark. I have officially put this guy in the Hall of Manly Men for being the Manliest Man in the world. Take that Dos Equis guy! The Kottonmouth Kings came into the Swinghouse today promoting their new album. Instead of the straight forward boring interview, Ellis decided that they needed to play a game and the loser has to smoke the pubes that Kevin brought in. The game was created by Josh and much like the flaming plane crash that is associated with NMT, this was no different. He made a game that consisted of a number of brain teasers and tests. The KMK’s did suprisingly well and Tully and Ellis then had to smoke the crotch garden that was given earlier. It was a good appearance and they mentioned a few times that people should go to www.kottonmouthkings.com, they even mentioned that they will post video of Ellis and Tully smoking the pubie doobie.

Final calls were pretty standard and the “Matterdaddy” guy called in again. I think that i am starting to enjoy his persistence, he is truly dedicated to his shitty joke. Before I forget, Ellis will be on vacation next week, so plan your whining and bitching accordingly. Me on the other hand will have afternoons free to spend with yer mum, trying to figure out which wrist watch is mine that I found in her vagasaurus, OH!

EllisFam Interviews

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I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

Keith Stone (@matmonsterk)

  1. Where do you live? Tennessee
  2. What is your occupation?  Aviation Repair
  3. Tell me a little about yourself.  I am one of the older fans, been married since dirt was young and proud papa of one son, honored to be in the Ellisfam, Sports fan, car fanatic, and howto junky!
  4. How long have you listened to TJES?  Around 4 years
  5. How did you discover TJES?  Listening to BTLS I heard him call in to Bubba’s show!
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES?  Love the comradery between the guys, the raunchy humor is right down my alley, love the aspect of Ellisfam being involved with the show, most of all I like the honesty!
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How?  Hearing the things that Ellis has gone through gives you the inspiration that you can get through anything with the right mindset.  Has made me a little more accepting and tolerant of others views that I did not agree with!
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share?  Try to keep a positive attitude and always be there for the people that need a shoulder to lean on!

Jack Shit (@testyboy)

  1. Where do you live? Southeast Saskatchewan, Canada
  2. What is your occupation? Heavy Equipment Operator in a coal mine
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. Married with two kids (both girls) and I own guns, lots of guns!
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? Since 2008.
  5. How did you discover TJES? A Friend at work told me to check it out.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? The interaction between Ellis, Rawdog, Tully and all of the Ellisfam. And of course all the funny shit that happens on and off the show. Red Dragons!
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? I think it has helped me to open up a little more and just be me and not give a shit what anyone else thinks of me.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? Was born in the year of the red dragon ( bonus for me) so I am currently in the process of getting a Red Dragon tattoo chest plate and 1\4 sleeve. Was also at Ellismania 7 and had the best time of my life.

If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.


Show Re-cap For Wednesday 7/18/2012

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As many of you are hobbling through this week, some still suffering your post EllisMania depression, we learn that Jason’s love tap he received from Mayhem is a torn MCL. For those not too familiar with human anatomy, the MCL is the doohickey that is connected to the thingamajig and controls the whatsit. Pretty basic stuff. Ellis’s vacation in Cabo is set and he is looking forward to it. He believes that he will return a changed man, and Mexico has a strange way of doing just that. I myself can never look at a donkey and a middle aged Senorita in fishnets the same way again. Matthew McConaughey was mentioned and due to the noise of heavy machinery all i heard was bits and pieces that not only declare but support the reason that he is one of the coolest dudes ever.

Paul Gaylord, from Prineville, Oregon, got the Bubonic Plague when he was wrestalin with some pusssayyyyy! If you live in Oregon and like your fingers don’t pet the stray kitty. This public service announcement has been brought to you by this guy. A pair of girls was attacked by a beaver. I swear I’ve heard this joke in a bar somewhere. And in New Guinea there are Cannibal Cults, not to be confused with Cannibal Corpse, that are eating the dicks of men, not to be confused with Nickelback. Also in New Guinea there is a fish that loves the nuts, but unfortunately we all know fish don’t have lips so this is a rather toothy fellating. Wear a cup. Speaking of sucking nuts, Chick-Fil-A doesn’t back gay marriage. In fact the owner or CEO or Head Fucktard came out in the press saying that they don’t think its right or some shit. This is going to start a massive protest at their chicken sandwich franchises and they should be prepared for absolutely fabulous looking picketers, glitter bombings, and the endless hours of Cher songs.

Today was Worlds Greatest Wednesday and the subject was, The Worlds Greatest Thing To Do In The Last Hour Of Your Life. And your final top 10 are…..

10. Hunting deer with a cruise missle

9.   Have gay sex in a Chick-Fil-A resturant

8.   Make a celebrity sex tape with Oprah on a pile of money

7.   Smoke a joint with Willie Nelson

6.   Viewkkake: Shooting your load on the entire cast of The View

5.   Impregnating maids with Arnold Schwarzenegger

4.   Real life “Fuck, Marry, Kill”

3.   Charity jam a bunch of hot chicks with AIDS and Herpes

2.   Create a rollerblading contest, hosted by Nickelback, and blow up the building

and your winner, thanks to Shantanee and her mega 10 million vote, is…..

1.   Frame Jay Leno for murder!

I’m really going to need some Preparation H

Speaking of murder, I saw yer mum at the Chick-Fil-A, and no, she wasn’t giving blow jobs for sandwiches, that’s uncalled for. She was however, taking bets on how many she could fit up her slam box. Want to know the winning number? So do I, when I last checked she was still cramming them up her greasy snatch hole like it was a garbage disposal, OH!

EllisFam Interviews

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I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

Kimmy D (@KimDultz)

  1. Where do you live? Boise, Idaho
  2. What is your occupation? Nanny and metal artist
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. I make cool shit outta metal with fire. Also… I peed my pants the morning after I drank a whole bottle of wine for the first time ever. I was 22 and at a 2 week art camp type dealio and the bathroom was up some stairs and down a dock.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? 4 years
  5. How did you discover TJES? My husband heard Ellis on Stern and introduced me to him.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? Stress reliever, escape from reality, and, of course, he’s mega fucking hilarious.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? I now do at least 20 push ups every day so I can get rid of my Duff arms. TJES has also introduced me to tons of fucking awesome people. It’s going to make me a lot more poor in about two weeks from now though… But it’ll be totally fucking worth it. Oh, and I say cunt now.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? I pole dance and have a pole in my house. Also, I’m a huge Greek mythology geek and have a half sleeve with Zeus and Athena.

ScottievsNY (@ScottiefrmNY)

  1. Where do you live? Long Island NY
  2. What is your occupation? Driving a truck
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. Ex drug dealer, addict, criminal at the same time a Great husband and Dad. Loyal and friendly mother fucker
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? About 3 yrs
  5. How did you discover TJES? Wifey had XM for O&A when I would borrow her car I’d flip through the stations stumbled upon this Aussie dude one day. Hooked ever since
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? Fell in love with these dudes NO HOMO
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? Ellis attitude and verbal smack downs kinda pointed me towards a better lifestyle. I need tough love
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? I was outta control and would call in Alot. Past couple months have been absolute hell for me. But TJES and the ellisfam got me through the roughest times ever. and for that I’m forever in debt to all of you…respect…1

If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.