It’s been recently revealed that Will has been fucking women, plural. We’re not talking cougars either, we’re talking some freshies here, even with his bum knee. Let’s find out how this poon slayer seals a slit deal, and tames the dames with his throbbing member in their various pussy holes! Learn from the master, kids. This guy is putting the “fuck” back into fucking! Continue reading
Sometimes I lie awake at night thinking to myself, “I wonder who Will’s killing right now?”. To think I shook hands with and ate breakfast at EM9 next to that goddamn monster. *shudders* Continue reading
All up in them guts!
I’ve gotta pee. Hold please. Okay, I’m back. bitPimps here, filling in for CrackerStacker6 while he pretends to be an adult at work and stuff. You know what? Ellis was thinking they should have that Corey guy back on the show, but shut the fuck up and don’t listen to people, and fuck everybody. In the nicest way possible of course. People are trying to tell Ellis how to live his life, but to quote Jimi, “he’s the one that’s got to die when it’s time for him to die, so let him live his life the way he wants to”. Continue reading
Pendarvis breaks things. He was also there. And is a murderer. Was this his fault?
Aaaaaand we’re back! The show was in the bathroom (zipper got stuck) all last week, but now it’s here again, live, uncensored, uncut, unadulterated, I ran out of “uns”. Just before the show started, the studio welcomed the show back by breaking and we got some dead air just after Pantera started playing. It’s okay though, shit got fixed before the show was scheduled to go live. Dingo is here today, there is a new producer coming tomorrow, he’s in the midst of moving to LA today. Continue reading
I’m gonna get right into it just like Big Daddy J did today and, oh, Hey there Adam Snyder of the New York Giants in the studio today. Can you say #boomsfordays? At least that’s what i think one who follows football and likes the Giants would say….i mean… would it kill them to get a hockey player on? Whatever, anyway, Adam Snyder has a huge face, but that’s prolly because he is a huge guy and huge people would look really weird if they had stopped tiny faces. Neil Diamond is at the SiriusXM studios in NY today which means that TJES has been displaced from the studio where they broadcast from yesterday, and occasionally treats them to the Diamond man walking past every now and again and Ellis and Tully shouting questions at him as he walked past for super quick and impromptu interviews.
NY pissed Ellis off today… he woke up early from a nightmare and was awake for an hour before falling back asleep and then waking up and deciding to get breakfast with Katie, and got sent to Shit Fuck Puke Potatoes Continue reading