Show Re-cap For Tuesday 1/31/2012

Today was a great show! It’s Rawdog’s (@RadioTFB) birthday today, he turned 26 – 13 in the pants. It’s also Rude Judesday, so he stopped by and got introduced to the Eskibro (What is the Eskibro?), via Rawdog. His maid also accidentally threw away some of his ketamine. Rude Jude’s (@rude_jude) female persona, Stephanie, loves sucking cocks after listening to Dave Mathews. She also has 3 different babies with 4 different men. So she fits right in with Rachel and Sarah. Sarah doesn’t have any babies, she has an open tab at the abortion clinic, which is totally fucking gangster.

There’s a new phone number to the show: 855-ELLIS-41 (855-355-4741)

Jude noticed Ellis was more stabbed up than usual, and Ellis apparently went to town last night. He says he was listening to Danzig and cutting himself up. Ellis also says his 10-some dream is back alive now. Jude and Ellis both think Minnie Driver is hot, however, she fucked Criss Angel – plus she’s English – so by law, she has a big head and annoying accent.

Jager BeardRawdog got some awesome birthday presents: (I think this is the complete list?)

  • A pimp cup filled with Jager
  • A bag of McDonald’s Nuggets with all their different sauces
  • A birthday cake
  • Sparky (@Sparky_Fett) showed up! She brought some of her own presents:
  • A Burning Angel magazine with very revealing shots of herself
  • Lube
  • 24 condoms
  • A pimp coat & hat

I have a feeling Rawdog might be getting laid tonight, possibly even anal since they did some good old fashion missionary last time. Sparky certainly talked a lot about anal while she was on the show today, as well as about double penetration, milk enemas, etc.

Nick Swardson (@NickSwardson) also stopped by! He did some chocolate cake bumps with Sparky. Everlast (@OGEverlast) called in and said he was on the way with a bottle of whiskey and a Doobie Brothers album for Rawdog (listen to Rawdog and Everlast doing Long Train Running), but he had to take his mom’s dog to the hospital. At any rate, he called in to wish Rawdog a happy birthday and he might take him for a ride in his whip sometime.

There was talk about the recent Christina Aguilera photos where it looks like she might have menstrual blood coming down her leg. Google it if you want, I’m not linking to that damnation. This brought out a bunch of bleeder chicks talking about their periods. It would seem some of these girls bleed profusely at times – think like a Quentin Tarantino film. Anyways, that’s enough about bloody axe gashes.

Your MomAnd I leave you with that, just like I left your mom, with spunk in her hair and begging for more. OH!

The Decockathon, the complete story – 8/24-8/27/10 (History)

The Decockathon was dreamt up by J.Ellis, Rawdog, and the fans as a so-called “Cock Olympics” or “Dick-athalon”. Competitors are subject to a series of stunts or challenges involving their penis, pornstars judge, and a winner is chosen. After almost a week of planning, the event nearly didn’t happen. Follow all the ups and downs, the drama, and the tension leading up to and including the main event. Radio chaos at it’s finest! Enjoy!

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The idea is presented, Andrea gives the go ahead, Joanna Angel agrees to come, and callers help dream up the events – Tuesday – 8/24/10

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Drama & tension build between J.Ellis and Rawdog – Wednesday & Thursday – 8/25-8/26/10

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The Decockathon: J.Ellis vs. listener Mike (AKA Butterballs)! – Friday – 8/27/10

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Put Ur Balls On It gets played at the 2012 AHL All-Star Skills Competiton – 1/29/12

The 2012 AHL All-Star Skill Competition took place at Boardwalk Hall in Atlantic City, NJ. During the Eastern Conference player introductions they played a familiar tune to all J.Ellis fans.

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The boys and Rob Corddry listen to the clip – 1/30/12

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Show Re-cap For Friday 1/27/2012

Bill The Scorpion’s (@BillTheScorpion) dick is racist. According to Tully, Bean Been And Bien (@BeanBeenAndBien) changed their name to Bean Been and Gaines, and one of them apparently got impregnated. James Hetfield was a shark during the creation of the Black album. Rawdog has never seen a shark breaching the water. And Ellis has had Rawdog’s mom’s legs behind her head – on video.

Rawdog BabyTalk naturally turned to burping techniques Tully and Ellis use. So to help illustrate the various techniques, they turned to Rawdog to play the baby – who can hold his own bottle with two hands and legs in the air. Tully liked to use a rocking technique with two fingers under the armpit and two fingers on the jaw. Ellis uses a combination of a pat and rub motion on the back. Later, Pendarvis got to illustrate his technique on Rawdog as well, by picking him up and putting his shoulder into the diaphragm and slightly squeezing.

There has been talk in the past about Friday morning shows. How useful they are, what’s better for the show, should they do just afternoons, etc. Of course everyone has their own opinions on that subject, but I think the guys might have worked out something new that they might try in the coming weeks.

The proposal: On Friday’s, they wait for the Stars Too replay to be over, then they start their live show on Faction. Once the live show is over, they go straight into the replay of that days show on Faction as normal. That means a 12 hour block of The Jason Ellis Show! It allows people who missed the previous days show to listen to the replay on Stars Too. Once that is over, they can immediately switch over to Faction for the Friday live show. This would also put them in direct competition with Cavino and Rich, which is pretty fucking funny.

Sharapova GruntFor the past few days, Rawdog has been making sexual grunts in time with the grunts women in tennis make. It’s surprisingly not as disturbing as you might think. They gave Cumtard a shot at it and we found out that when Cumtard has sex, he indeed sounds exactly like his Arnold Schwarzenegger impression. Which of course is just as horrifying as you probably thought.

Joanna Angel (@JoannaAngel) stopped by the show with a fake model of her pussy and asshole. In an effort to help Rawdog with chowing the beave, Joanna started using her own fake pussy to help facilitate. This also allowed Joanna to see what it would be like to lick herself. Apparently she got pretty into it, complete with spitting and slapping of the pussy – which kind of turned awkward like ring finger-finger bang Thursdays. And it should come as no surprise that Rawdog cannot spit, so him licking the cookie must be like having a cat’s dry-ass, sandpaper tongue on your vag.

I think that about covers it, like your mom covered in loads. OH!