Show Re-Cap for Friday 6/14/2013

How you fuckers doing? We’re gonna pretend this is Friday evening and much like Ellis,825259473_chick_fil_a_hate_more_gays_xlarge you just got done jerking off in the shower. Ellis went to the Chateau Marmont for breakfast but even thought he liked the place he got shitty service. He went there instead of El Compadre, his usual spot, because an ice cream that he got for Devin had glass in it [SHITTING BLOOD IS METAL] and the other place he usually goes had water in the pancake syrup, cheap fuckers! Rawdog thinks Chick-Fil-A is all cool now because they allegedly stopped giving money to gay hating groups over six months ago after donating millions. Domino’s Pizza might be against gays too but the crack team of interns isn’t able to find solid evidence. Josh found something but his vote doesnt count becuase he can’t argue the reason why going to Chick-Fil-A is okay now but not if they discriminated against the Jews. He said, “Belief alone shouldn’t disqualify a company” except when that belief is something of his own apparently.

We came back with Hollywood news but still steaming from the conversation of the last demotivational-posters-demotivating-posters-funny-posters-cross-burning-KKK-the-klan-fire-burns-burn-victomsegment Ellis told Josh that it is either him or Josh and with that, Rawdog left. Ellis then talked to callers that either kissed his ass or were just plain ‘ol retarded. On the bright side, Ellis doesn’t have AIDS. A dude called in about perspective and made some good points but the only thing that I can take from it is the number of times he said perspective. I think he said perspective at least a dozen times. Perspective. Will started telling heart warming stories of his childhood and the KKK and cross burning barbecues and laundry day at Billy Bobs Laundromat where your whites get whiter than white.

After the most painful hour on radio Rawdog returned to do the worst segment on radio, Hollywood News. Did you miss it? Lucky you.  Next up is Ellis Jeopardy Intern Edition with celebrity guest Butterballs! As one would expect they are all total and complete morons! Anal Gay tried to cheat, twice and got caught both times, once by deducting points from one of the other tards and the other time by looking at the computer. At the end the real winner was Tully, because he is the only one that didn’t get a little bit dumber from listening to these interns.slap-o

After returning from the fucktardedry we found out that Balls is retiring from fighting because his back is going out. It Turns out smashing walnuts isn’t hard so unfortunately that was a waste of time, but it was funny watching the interns run all over town trying to find them. Team Jetta came in studio claiming that Butterballs pissed on the toilet but thanks to Will Sherlock Holmes Pendarvis he checked the security tapes revealing that it is in fact Team Jetta that had a lack of weenie control and sprayed his splatter all over the seat! Ellis is doing a signing with other dudes at Tilly’s in Upland on Saturday, umm, yeah if you went then good for you but if you are just finding out now then, my bad. They talked about dating, fucking, being sketchy, deal breakers, and falling in love. But more importantly, So your chick has a stinky box! Sometimes it;s simple hygiene, sometimes she is railing too many other dudes, sometimes she just needs a little medicine form the box doctor. Or you can use the old school method the yer mum uses to make her snooch smell better, shove a rotting mouse up ya, OH!

Best of Re-Cap for Friday 3/22/2013

Well hello boys n girls. Its your uncle Ghostload speaking, and if you can read this, dude get a fucking life.  Speaking of getting a life, your mom is and old school tool from before I could drool.  Bitch be so dumb, sticks n stones be insulting her, OH!  Nah but seriously, we here at the No You Are clinic do care a great deal about your mom…’s snatch and ass hole, plus she could suck the rust of an ’83 El Camino that’s been in the back yard since ’84, cause she did!  Well I don’t know about you, but I personally have a strong interest in your mom, I mean besides the fact bitch better have my money, she’s also your mom, and I like you!  I was doing a little research into your mom, no not “In to” your mom, not this time – No I mean real research and I noticed a bit of a downward spiral in her life since we first commented on her back in  January of 2012.  Hell just think that was just over a year ago, and to think where she is now, in fact if you know where she is, hit me on twitter @wiz1010 cause like I said, Bitch Better Have My Money!  Anyways, here’s a month by month breakdown on just how far the bitch, i mean your mom the bitch, has fallen – Enjoy……….


Monday, January 23, 2012 As I mentioned above, this is the first time your mom was mentioned, and at her height I might add, hob slob-knobbing with former Passenger 57 mega-super-broke-star what’s his name.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012 If we were charting this in graph format, not only would we be a bunch of fucking nerds, but the curve would be on the upward.  Today may be the greatest day of your mom’s life.  Today is not only Chad Reed day, well really yeah its just Chad Reed day!

Probably Your Mom's Best Feature - Her Lovely Hair

Probably Your Mom’s Best Feature – Her Lovely Hair

Friday, March 16, 2012 Ah yes, your mom is still fresh on the scene, appearing with none other than Die Antwoord cause yes, I fink your mom freaky!

Tuesday, April 24, 2012 Ok, so remember the graph, yeah were on the “downward slope” as they call it, well they also call it that cause when you go in your mom’s vage you immediately fall downward into the pussy, hence the term!  Anyways today was the gruesome story of the day your mom started hooking, shocking but true!

Ain’t she a beauty! Though I admit I like her hair longer.

Wednesday, March 30, 2012 Ok now she’s just a fucking bitch, I mean using the SiriusXM phone app is hard enough with it fucking sucking balls n all, but now we find out the truth about the Sirius phone app and your mom – stupid cunt whore oh and your mom is a moronic jizz cunt!

Wednesday, June 27, 2012 John in Houston, we have lift off!  Your mom and the extinction of big foot?  You’d better start keeping your eyes out and your cocks covered from here on out kids!

Look at those tig ol bitties right there boy! DAMN!

Wednesday, July 18, 2012 Now your mom hates the gays.  Today, sadly enough was the day we had “The bet between evil Chick-fil-a and your even more eviler mom” dun dun dun!!!

Thursday, August 30, 2012 Now look, I’m not a fan of beating up your mom.  Its only cause she’s into the shit really that I do it.  I’d rather drop a deuce on her chest, return serve, and fucking roll the fuck out aids free!  But to be fair, here is a reminder of what she used to be just a few months ago and probably my favorite, this is where Christopher Walken got his style from.

Ok so the gunt can kinda get in the way – I just hit it from the back!

Friday, September 21, 2012 Now I know this one’s kinda confusing, you hear “Bit’s amazing day with your mom” and you think shit’s sweet right.  Dude it’s fucking bit with your mom, shit ain’t that sweet right about now homie.  The good news though, this one’s got some really sweet fucking pics, of batman and the joker crush’n’grooven and your mom (See the last one)

Wednesday, October 31, 2012  Well, well, well.  It’s like I caught you in the cookie jar, pun intended!  By now in the month by month recap of your mom’s past year or so, she’s just flat out of control, I mean all of #EllisFam?

See, much better....well not better, lesser of two evils really.

See, much better….well not better, lesser of two evils really. Oh and thats the self-portrait tattoo AZ_RedDragon gave her with his load and a match, not bad bro!

Monday, November 26, 2012 Well if you fuck all of Ellis Fam, then who’s left?  Yeah we saw it coming just sad it happened during the holidays. Things are really getting bad for your mom when turning tricks ain’t even cutting it no mo’.

Wednesday, December 19, 2012 It’s cold, money’s tight, and we at No You Are don’t fucking care about your mom.  Sure we could buy her dinner, or maybe hold her hand, but nah! Now we just fuck her for sport……as if we ever didn’t.  Some things never change!

This is her vagina.  I remember this guy, we found him in there one day after shoving bottles of 151 in there after hearing the Slash interview....this guy was fucking drunk of his balls!

This is her vagina. I remember this guy, we found him in there one day after shoving bottles of 151 in there after hearing the Slash interview….this guy was fucking drunk of his balls!

Thursday, January 24, 2013 Ok this is one of those pivotal points in your mom’s life, well kinda the opposite as she’s lost all ability to pivot on your dick anymore which made her one of the nation’s top 5,000 hookers in the  40 and above division.  Now its just a matter of survival when fucking your mom, thanks to Rawdog though maybe we can make it out alive!

Friday, February 22, 2013 OK, that it, I’m never fucking that bitch again…Cumtard‘s fucking her.  Ghostload out!

I do usually leave when she asks for a foot rub.  FUCK THAT!

I do usually leave when she asks for a foot rub. FUCK THAT!