Welcome to the Thursday recap, I have a lot for you today so you better get ready for a flood of entertainment. Or skip it all and just look at the pretty pictures, whatever works best for you. Ellis cut his back open crazy cart racing Tiger. I guess Tiger got up behind him, got him a bit loose, and then slammed him into the wall. That or Ellis just fell off. Continue reading
Talent is actually pretty hard to come by. Sure, you might be able to spit a few words that rhyme, but can you spit no words that rhyme? Can you “bringing that heat” or “slay the mic” in such a way that everyone feels uncomfortable? Yeah, that’s what I thought. It started with some country songs, but escalated into Andrew breaking it down freestyle for you fools by spittin’ some fresh game. Respecky.
You know what day it is & the joke is on you because I’m not a writer. I did hear some shit, and now I feel the need to tell you about it. Let’s start with Jason waking up his girlfriend to clean up after his dog. Yes they shit and vomit, but he’s too big time to deal with that. Tully continues to express his for hate puppies. Someone wants to seal his TV appeal with a chin tattoo. That should do the trick. No doubt an artist in the area will donate their time to handle that situation. Continue reading
I really can’t think of a good intro and it’s seriously irritating me…I guess this is kind of how Ellis felt when he wanted to open the show to all sorts of applause and wild wolf calls and to feel the real rush of fun and excitement fill his ears and he couldn’t because none of his buttons were on point. All of the applause were fucking unsatisfactory and how lame is that?!?! Why was the crowd at Ellismania 10 not mic’d up and recorded?! Those are the motherfucking applause that Ellis wants to hear! Dammit!!
3 Aussie’s on the show at 1 time?
Word is up my homies? Increase the peace, in your neighborhood, yo! I am very sorry if you cannot understand my lingo, I developed as a child in the streets and schools in my area. Take a minute to think about how sweet you are, look in the mirror, tell yourself, “self, you’re fucking sweet!” There are lots of Australian’s in Ellis’ life and on the show right now. There are 2 Australian’s at Ellis’ house, a friend of his little brother Stevie and his fiance. And of course there’s Dingo, and Dingo brought in another Aussie, Corbin Harris. Continue reading