Show Re-cap For Wednesday 8/8/2012

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Holy fuckin hell it’s been a long time since I talked to you beautiful people. Where has the time gone, it’s like the sequel to your favorite movie. I don’t know where I’m going with this and to be honest, I’m a bit buzzed. Ahh, ‘ol times. Does your lady shit? If she does then she might also stand to pee. According to Ellis anyhow. We started off with proper poop etiquette and the survey says, courtesy flush. Basic rules for pooping are act like your not pooping, unless your doing an upper decker, then let the sweet smell of freedom ring. Some dude from TMZ recognized Ellis, check that off the bucket list. Who is a sore loser? Gabe is a sore loser, clap clap clapclapclap. He posted on his blog, http://www.gabegodzilla.com, that the fight was fucked up or something and that he didn’t get a fair chance and that there was sand in his vagina and his panties were in a bunch. I saw the fight just like many of you and this dude got knocked out like a sorority girl at a frat party, and then humped just the same. On the funnier side, Uncle Mayhem is trying his hand at stand up comedy. This shall be fun. Go to something something dot com to find out more info.

In Olympic News, DICK PUNCH!!! That is all. The guys came up with an idea for designer condoms and the ideas were flowing. I think the unanimous winner was the guy who suggested a condom that looked like a knife so you can bang your chick on her rag and it would look way less disgusting. Shout out to you, you Red Wing earning mother fucker! RawDog thinks he can shave his own beard and the only thing that i could think of is that this needs to be recorded to show the world that Josh really knows how to do something.

I am done laughing now so lets continue. In some places you cannot get a DUI while being on horseback, but here in Arizona, you can. Trust me. Super Jews made beer goggles to wear, however I still prefer the old fashioned method of just getting sloppy piss drunk. Rob Coddry was in The Swinghouse and talked about childrens, hospitals, coke, Jason Ellis’s third acting debut, speed dating, and the teradactle (however the fuck you spell it). Ellis will be on Childerens Hospital tomorrow night at midnight. Not tonight, tomorrow, before the day after, but before the other day on Cartoon Network or Adult Swim, or both. Are we clear? Good.

In Wicked Awesome Naked Celebrity News, Randy Travis was kickin ass and raisin hell in Texas. Who says that country music is all sad and shit. That sounds like a great fuckin time! Its just too bad we don’t have a pic of his sweet ride. I bet it’s a T-Top so that mullet can flow in the wind. Some dude made ultimate arm wrestling and it sounds like a pile of ultimate shit. Finals calls were not one to disappoint, and by that I mean  they were window licking, diaper wearing, short bus riding “special” folk. The last thing I recall was a dude wants to jack Jason off for some roids (don’t do drugs kids) and Chris Angel has mind lube. I heard yer mum tried steroids, she got so big that a team of mules had to tie her down, just before she let them have their way with her, OH!

EllisFam Interviews

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I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

REDJAMMIES!! (@RedJammieGirl)

  1. Where do you live? Living in your moms fishtank!! Omemee, Ontario, Canada
  2. What is your occupation? Delivering all the shit you order online and are never home to sign for!
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. I am what I tweet! Honest, loyal, hard working, down to earth, simple Canadian Girl who’d rather get her hands dirty than polish up my fingernails. Here’s the shocker for those that don’t know, I am a single Mom of a 15 yr old daughter who is the best child in this world! Everything I do, I do in order to provide for her and myself and will always do whatever I have to do to survive. I am a soldier…I will march on. 
  4. How long have you listened to TJES?
  5. How did you discover TJES? First started listening to the show when my ex fiance purchased satellite radio as his Christmas present from me and I haven’t heard way as many shows as any of you, so fanwise, ya, I suck. One day I will get satellite radio because the french stations and bullcrap 80’s music that plays makes me want to stab myself in the throat, so I listen to nothing instead. #SadPanda
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES?
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? So, has the show changed me? One word. #EllisFam.  With that one word….Thank you!!
    There’s so many of you that have had my back, that have supported me, that have made me laugh, and have helped me in anyway.
    Alex @shit_toboggan , you are what every woman hopes to find, and because of the show, you are in my life #TeamShittoboggan
    Bill @tank_yanker there’s so much I am in gratitude for. I will #Shoutout you forever because you are that amazing my #BeadyEyedCanadian friend. 
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? Okay, enough of the sap…that’s gay….lets go do a #CumChallenge instead. GO!!!!

PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN!!!

RC (@notchhillbilly)

  1. Where do you live? Sorrento British columbia
  2. What is your occupation? Logger. volunteer firefighter
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. I’m 24 years old a small town farmboy. I married my best friends little sister who promptly gained a ton of weight she said its cause she’s pregnant but I dunno…
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? Five years four of them religiously.
  5. How did you discover TJES? The wild world of spike first, then he was one of BTLSs guests and had an awesome interview. When bubba stopped being live I made the switch and I’ve been hooked ever since.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? Tully tearing into rawdog is great. 
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? I truly feel like they’re family I felt so bad when he got divorced I told my wife over dinner haha.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? I’ll gladly deal with all the shitty callers for the absolute gems that get through. Especially the marlins fight song guys gets me every time haha RED DRAGONS!!!

 

If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.


Show Re-cap For Tuesday 8/7/2012

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Why do all fat women wear purple? That was the question that started today’s show. I think this is a question that may just plague at least 1/3 of the world’s population, NASA doesn’t even know. As with any Rude Judesday, he came on the show and apparently while Ellis was on vacation, Jude enjoyed getting a bunch of new listeners to his show – so shout out to his Caucasian ass. China could potentially invade the US because the majority of their population are males, and like parties that are sausage fests, a fight always breaks out. That’s why I recommend you all watch Red Dawn as much as possible, that way you know how we’re going to win and drive those reds back to their homeland. WOLVERINES! Sounds like a porn site wants to send TJES some swag, so be on the lookout for a possible Rawdog Fleshlight product line sometime in the future.

We got to hear some audio from Ellis’ interviews with some of the stars from The Expendables 2. The first interview was with Dolph Lundgren where Ellis says he found him to be one of the funniest in the movie, said he looks better than Clint Eastwood, and asks if he thinks his punches and kicks are better than Randy Couture’s. There were more questions but fuck that shit, I ain’t writing this shit down word for word. Next was his interview with Terry Crews and Randy Couture, which started out with Ellis saying Terry is a massive dude and Randy could beat up everyone in The Expendables 2, we didn’t get to hear him ask Terry if he has a massive penis though. We had to wait to hear the KTLA edited version of the interview, which turned out pretty good actually. However, we did get to hear a message on Ellis’ phone from Uncle Mayhem singing a song about how he loves Ellis and such.

The guys played some Olympics history trivia today, with all answers being either true or false. For instance, ancient Olympiads were required to be nude in their competitions – because you know, oiled up men wrestling is totally no homo. If you believe Rawdog’s trivia questions, ancient competitors would chew on animal testicles before competition, as an early form of steroids, which let’s be honest – sounds fucking hardcore. Tug of war was once an Olympic sport, which is totally acceptable considering badminton is currently a sport, and I think we all can agree that tug of war should come back. In the end, Jason ended up being the winner in today’s Olympic history trivia – which is pretty fucking amazing in itself, but there ya go. His prize? He get’s to give Shit Taco another new name, who shall now be known as Tuberculosis. Tuberculosis also claims to be a comedian, so he got a chance to tell a joke (it sucked) and plug an upcoming show he’ll be a part of.

Today was NMT, 3 weeks worth of it as a matter of fact. Turns out, it wasn’t as horrible as most, but still – I’m not writing much about it. I will say this though, there was talk of Syndrome of a Down and Downzig being something worth checking into. A caller had a real problem with that particular topic and called out the guys, especially Tully. Once the guys explained everything, the caller calmed down and saw that it’s not meant to be malicious and things moved forward. Considering many of the callers to the show, it was super surprising to hear him be intelligent about it – so shout out to that dude – good call. New segment today, “You’re dead to me”, where people that suck get put on notice, which I think for now is only Josh Koscheck. I imagine in just a few short days, there’s another person that will be on that list. Not just because they suck, but because you can’t be a mega-whore for your entire life without some kind of consequences – so make sure you say goodbye to your mother because soon, she’ll be dead to you as well. OH! (shit, that was dark)

The Expendables 1 & 2 – 12/10, 8/12

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This past weekend J.Ellis was invited by Sam Rubin/KTLA to a screening of “The Expendables 2” and the following junket.

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The Expendables 2 – 8/6/12

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The Expendables 2 – 8/7/12

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So, over the past 2 days they’ve talked about the movie and the actors for nearly 45min. That’s a lot of talk and praise for a sequel.

Now let’s go back in the archives and see how J.Ellis liked the original “The Expendables”…

The Expendables – 12/21/10

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Hmmm, you think getting some TV time effected Mr. Hollywood’s opinion? ;-)

EllisFam Interviews

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I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

JN (@RadioVomit)

  1. Where do you live? I live in northern Virginia
  2. What is your occupation? where I work a mindless, boring job at a parts depot for a major domestic auto company that did not receive any government bailout.
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. I moved to VA from my hometown of Lodi, NJ about 8 yrs ago(not too far from where Tully is from).
  4. How did you discover TJES? One day while I was sitting in my car for my lunch break I happened to be skimming the Sirius/XM stations. I stummbled across a station playing my favorite group….Metallica. I think it was Master of Puppets. At the end of the song I heard some guy get on the radio talking about how he was the future of radio. I was drawn by his confidence.
  5. How long have you listened to TJES? That was 4 years ago. With the addition of smart phones and the Sirius/XM app I have been able to listen to the show almost everyday.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? It helps me forget about my miserable job and helps me escape.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? Sometimes I can’t believe the stupidity I am listening too but if I’m in a bad mood, it really does help.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? The show really has evolved since Tully originally left and the dynamic has dramatically changed. When Ellis only had Rawdog to banter with the show was slow paced. Even with the iphone delay when I would send an interesting tweet and get a mention.  Josh seemed to always scan twitter looking for something to talk about. Now the show is changing topics so quickly by the time I get to tweet something, the subject already changed.
    Its great to listen to a show that includes so many of the audiences comments. It really makes you feel like your part of something special. Keep up the good work you dick knuckles!
    @RadioVomit

 

ɐnɥsoɾ (@Josh_Dog_1)

  1. Where do you live? I am currently displaced from my home in Las Vegas NV, to Slagle LA to support and love my in-Law’s. Country folks sure have a lot of heart and soul.  And as they say home is where you make it.
  2. What is your occupation? I am building inspector and storm water pollution inspector working at Army base Ft. Polk. Mainly I ensure our Soldiers have safe homes and clean water.
  3. Tell me a little about yourself.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? I have listened to Ellis since 2006ish.
  5. How did you discover TJES? I bought a Sirius for a long road trim and Howard Stern, flipping through Channels I hear “this is Jason Ellis I’ll fuck your face”, hooked ever since.  Not that I like my face fucked it was just the most unexpected and funny thing I ever heard on my radio.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? I can relate to Ellis and the boys on so many levels through life experiences, that I really feel like we are best friends even though I have never met them and probably won’t. For some reason whenever  I’m feeling down or really happy they always have the right words of encouragement at the right time.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? Ever since starting to listen to the show I have finally took action on living a better, happier, healthier life. Still trying to kick the fucking cigg’s though. So I guess I would say that the show has improved and changed many things for the better in my life. Since joining Twitter in 2009 I have also made life long true friends and found love through Ellisfam. You guys know what I mean! Your all the fucking raddest people . Kind, supportive, Funny, loving, understanding, encouraging , and most of all FAMILY.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? Shave My Friends Tonight

@Josh_Dog_1

 

If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.