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Show Re-cap For Friday 3/23/2012

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Today’s the last show for this month since they fellers will be on vacation next week. So Ellis had a meeting yesterday, hence the no live show, sounds like it might have been about driving monster trucks. Weird. I guess driving anything with a motor is pretty cool, but I couldn’t see being that into it that I’d be willing to plan my life around it. There’s a fan of the show helping out today, his name is Valley Will, he’s setting off everyone’s gaydar, and he’s a ruthless phone screener. He was actually kind of entertaining while he was screening calls live on the show, so kudos to that dude, he’s probably having a blast.

Rob Huebel (@robhuebel) was on the show today, he’s an actor / comedian who you might know from Human Giant, Children’s Hospital, or a number of other things he’s been in (like your mom.) Apparently Tully has a bit of man crush on Rob, and in reality, Rob’s interview was pretty good and he was funny. There was some seriously loud banging on the show, turns out it was a very unhappy @rude_jude flipping the fuck out on Shade 45 and the noise carried over to the Faction studio. No idea what he was going apeshit about, when he came back on the radio he was his normal self.

And on that note, it’s time to wrap this muthafucka up and go get all willy nilly. And before I go, I just want to say something to you. I know I always make fun of your mom. I don’t do it to be mean, I love your mom, but sometimes the truth hurts. OH!

Show Re-cap For Wednesday 3/21/2012

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Lot’s of talk about Ellis’ book, which you can now pre-order an autographed copy of from Diesel or some shit, check it out here: imawesomebook.com Ellis also has his Large & In Charge Trucker Workout DVD out now, you can click this motherfuckin link right here to go buy that shit. Ellis won’t be on the radio tomorrow, he’s “gotta do shit” so no idea what that means but it must be more important than you or me. Instead, they’ll be playing the “World’s Greatest Guitar Solo” show in it’s entirety.

Australian rappers Bliss N Eso stopped by the show today to spit some of those sweet rhymes that Aussies are so well known for. While Aussie rap is just as fucking hilarious as you would expect, I think Rawdog is secretly a Bone Thug because his shit was flowin’ son. Thanks to @CobraTits, you can now listen to Jack The Cunt with Bliss N Eso. And callers, am I right? What in the blue fuck is up with some of these people that call into the show? It’s like they’re listening to a completely different channel and call up with the most fucked up shit that doesn’t pertain to anything but the secret conversation they’ve been having in their head. And apparently nobody knows what Ellis sounds like. Pro tip: If the dude answering the phone has an Australian accent, it’s Jason fucking Ellis. Pooooooooop.

The show went a full hour long today, which was pretty dope even though a lot of us had shit to do or lasagna to eat. Shout out to tummy ache guy, whoever he is. Rawdog had to jet before the show ended because he’s a slave to the puuuuussssaaaaaayyyyy. I think he was late for a date with some chick he’s gone out with like 4 times before and has smooched with, hopefully he’s going to get some titties in his face tonight. On a related note, I know of at least 100 people who are getting titties in their face tonight, and that’s because your mom is working an extra hour tonight too. OH!

Show Re-cap For Tuesday 3/20/2012

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The show started out talking about how surprising Dr. Drew and Psycho Mike were, as in they were good guests and didn’t come off as dicks at all. Ellis also talked about how much he cares about the fans and he sometimes stresses out over helping and entertaining the fans. It’s nice to hear that he doesn’t forget about the fans, no matter how jilted of a lover you may be. Rawdog is officially deaf, he can’t hear his father’s Tweety Bird speech and now he can’t hear the word “cunt” when Mel Gibson was berating his chick. Rawdog is still kind of bummed out, he’s on Ellis’ payroll, but he still needs a roommate as his rent is $1600 per month. Jude recommended he get a part-time job like he had to do when he was on Jenny Jones and was a bathroom attendant at gay bar. That’s hustlin’ right there. The idea of Death! Death! Die! being Rawdog’s roommate was put forth and that immediately terrified Rawdog (probably for good reason) because he’ll come up to a lube room and Mötley Crüe playing on the stereo.

There was more talk about the movie “Big Fucking Mega-Boat” and ideas on the conflict between Ellis’ character and the boat itself. Sounds like Ellis may play a lifeguard and be afraid of rabbits, tentacles, and some other stuff I don’t remember. And the Big Fucking Mega-Boat itself will shoot smaller boats and whatever else it wants, pending on the fears it senses a person may have. And of course there will be jet ski stunts and shit, which I’m hoping look very similar in quality to the animated picture on the above right. It also sounds like Alison Eastwood is going to ask her dad, Clint Eastwood, if he would read a “It’s halftime America, for big fucking mega-boat” line for the movie as well.

And I think that pretty much covers it, and your mom, like when she’s in a bukkake scene. OH!

Show Re-cap For Monday 3/19/2012

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So here we are, together, listening to the show. The first hour of the show, was just that, the first hour of the show. Seriously, there is absolutely nothing of importance to talk about for the first hour of the show, topics jumped all over the place but nothing going in depth. It was good and entertaining, but just jabber really. All I could really tell you is: Ellis feels great, ate a burger, Teggy has a massive head, and Dingo is there today.

Hour two, the first 20 minutes or so Dominick Cruz (@TheDomin8r) called into the show and talked a bit about TUF and Urijah Faber (@UrijahFaber) and how he feels the two of them have completely different mind-sets. He believes and has said Urijah is a salesman for himself and commented about how during the time they were picking their team members for the show, Urijah was commenting on peoples’ tattoos rather than paying attention and critiquing the subjects in an effort to improve the skill level of the subjects. And then there was a break and some pussy. Talk turned to the whackiest blowjob scenarios so when Ellis gets rich, he make a whacky blowjob video and sell it.

Hour three and four, Psycho Mike from Loveline was on. I stopped listening to Loveline during it’s second or third year and I have no fucking clue who this dude is. Dr. Drew came in as well for about 10 minutes or so and I’m only slightly more impressed, at least I know who he is. The cool part here is that when Dr. Drew first came in, things were crowded and somehow an energy drink got spilled on Rawdog’s laptop. If you remember, Rawdog was slamming on Dr. Drew, claiming he’s basically more into his own celebrity status, rather than he is in helping people. Dr. Drew also heard Rawdog’s dad’s speech impediment and called him Tweety Bird, which Rawdog still adamantly denies exists. Both actually turned out to be pretty good guests, and both of whom have allegedly helped curb your mother’s addiction to gaping but increase her addiction to cum. OH!