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Show Re-Cap for Wednesday 5/20/2015

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When Ellis says he read a post on NYA.

It’s Wednesday and more people are having issues with the online app. Will even had a hiccup with it where it suddenly jumped back 5 minutes in time and replayed what he was just listening to. So it’s not just “you’re stupid, learn how to use it”, there are some issues with the player. Clearly. Stress balls stress Tully out, so I sent a bunch to the studio. Ellis read a post on this site once, I wish I knew which post it was so we could mark it with a golden seal or something. Continue reading →

Show Re-Cap for Monday 5/18/2015

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hervy-derntIf you’re happy and you love Monday’s, helicopter your dong. I can’t sing, sorry. That was terrible and I should feel bad for that. Let’s just get right into the show and skip all the pleasantries, shall we? So what’s the first thing you noticed about today’s show? That’s a rhetorical question, so I’ll just go ahead and tell you – Dingo isn’t there. We live in The Matrix man. We live in The Matrix man. Whoa, déjà vu! Which is actually just a glitch in the Matrix. See? Proof! Continue reading →

Show Re-Cap for Thursday 5/7/2015

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Here’s your bullet point recap for today:

  • Ellis started his “make me stop drinking” pill today. His moisturizer has alcohol in it, doctor said he should probably skip the moisturizers with alcohol in it.
  • It takes Google to know what Brooke Hogan is up to these days.
  • Devin has been getting messed with at school by the boys, typical kid stuff.
  • App cut out again. Good stuff.
  • Kids beating up kids, it’s happened since the beginning of time.
  • Some parents take that shit into their own hands thinking they’re helping, and sometimes maybe they are. Other times, they’re not help at all.
  • Tully was going to bars in New York at the age of 15, his mom was relieved to know he was at a bar and not just roaming the island. It was a different world then.
  • You can buy stuff on Amazon.
  • Something about El Duce and the Kurt Cobain documentary on HBO. Man, that whole being junkies around their kid part was fucked up.
  • World’s Greatest Wednesday, who is the worst person in the world?
  • Now what’s the best compliment you could pay the worst person in the world?
  • Something about Tyga, Blac Chyna, and DJ Mustard. Ellis wants to sleep with Blac Chyna. Andrew has breaking news, Blac Chyna exposed text messages causing Tyga and Kylie Jenner to break up! *GASP*
  • The NFL Draft was last week/end, guys with criminal records were drafted. Some notable arrests for things such as: drug offenses, domestic violence, burglary, assault, hit and run, etc.  What could possibly go wrong with that?
  • Pill Mix time!
  • I want to fuck all of your grandmas! OH!

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Show Re-Cap for Wednesday 5/6/2015

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Ronda Ronda Ronda Ronda Ronda Ronda Ronda.

Why the fuck are Bics so expensive? What the fuck is up with that? Ghey. Anyway, it’s Wednesday, whatchya gonna do bout that? Loitering, what is it exactly? Can you get arrested for it? Got Google? Are you lazy? Suffering from irritable bowel syndrome? Ellis is on some prescription drug that is used as part of a treatment plan for problem drinking. Basically, he’s gonna get violently ill if he drinks while on this medication. Sounds fun, right? Tully wasn’t sure exactly what loitering was, now he’s not sure the difference between gas and oil. Ellis learned the connection between crude oil and “fossil fuels”, and he didn’t think he was going to learn anything today. Pfffsssshhhyeah, right. Whoever found oil and figured out you could burn that shit and run stuff on it, was a smart mother fucker. The Ellis kids got vibed at the park for driving those battery powered toy cars, his r/c car got the boot too. Ronda Rousey. Book. Reading. Rousey. Book. Ronda. Book. Hero. Book. Ronda. Emotional. Book. Rousey. Fucking hell. Now you know what it feels like to be brow beaten by a god damn book. Now it’s evolved into Rousey / Pacquiao / Mayweather, the trifecta of I could not give any less of a shit. But, I guess other’s are probably interested in it, so whatever – fuck me, am I right? Continue reading →