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Show Re-cap For Thursday 5/17/2012

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Ones fear often can be debilitating and incredibly difficult to overcome.  However today we learned a simple, rather effective solution to this fear, get punched in the face.  Yes folks it’s that simple, just go to your local gym or boxing center and find the biggest guy there and have him punch you in the face.  According to Jason Ellis this is the only method that he uses. This message has been brought to you by your local Rhinoplasty Center.  Ellis is taking the A6K to West Coast Customs today and it will be very interesting to see what the guys will do with it.  My guess is that it is going to be the loudest truck on Sunset Blvd as it blasts the Sponge Bob song. Gangsta.

Quinton “Rampage” Jackson came into the studio today.  He has his very own app out on the market that “measures the strength of your punch.”  I understand that there is a lot of development, and research that goes into such a scientific device, but when Rawdog gets a respectable score with his spaghetti arm girl punches, I become a bit suspicious. After the discussion about the app and all is wonderment the talk naturally turned to MMA, MMA fighters, and other MMA stuff. If your a die hard MMA fan then you should definatly catch the replay in the morning.

Gay rights was discussed on the show today also and Ellis, Tuly, and Josh would like to make shirts to support gay rights with the procedes going to the cause. The biggest question was, “What should they say?”  This was another shining moment for the EllisFam to flex and off they went. There were many great ideas, some funny, some gross, and some that I wish I never heard. It was great.  The favorite pick was “Maraige is gay” which came in strong at the end to win it all. Congratulations for wining nothing who ever you are but thank you for playing.

My phone app kept repeating the show right before final calls, but I’m sure I didn’t miss much.  It also appears that Crazy Slut Magazine is now on Twitter (Yes, I’ve been under a rock). I highly reccomend following them, unless your worried about seeing your mom on the cover. Don’t worry, it not Disgusting Vaginas With Syphilis Magazine, OH!

Mystery guest? – 2/21/12

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If you listened to the Steven Tyler interview the other day, Will Pendarvis revealed that Donald Schultz was the catalyst to get him over into the SiriusXM studios. Let’s listen back to that day.

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Bonus: The Steven Tyler interview

Show Re-cap For Tuesday 5/15/2012

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Sounds like Jillian Reynolds’ (formerly Barberie) boss is now upset with Ellis because he was on KTLA and not their show, which is funny because Ellis has asked to be on Jillian’s show like 10 times and was turned down each time. Dumb Hollywood politics is apparently at play here. Fuck ’em. Ellis wants to create his own collection line of shirts, patches, blankets, bed sheets, etc. Someone called up Andrea to brag that she was going to beat up Katie, and then people had to do their homework for school the next day. Whose some hot old chicks was a topic, Janice Dickinson and Martha Stewart were mentioned among others. Ellis admitted he would not be into dating an average looking person, only hot chicks – and he knows that will eventually lead to a lonely life. But, hey, I guess that’s why they sell ferns.

Not only has Obama come out in support of gay marriage, but so has Jay-Z, so go ahead and change the books. Rawdog was excited to bring a new segment to the show today, gadget talk. I like me some new technology, but I just knew Rawdog was going to pick some stupid shit, and sure enough he did – a fucking phone glove for instance. It turns out that Dingo may have little balls, he had to measure, I assume because it was a rather close call. A literal 12 year-old called into the show while eating a hotdog, and it appears he has kind of an a-hole for a mom. Ellis had told the kid that he probably shouldn’t be listening to the show because he’s too young. The kid was eating a hotdog, it wasn’t cold. Then the kid passed the phone to mom, who called the show “pathetic” and claimed she, nor her son listened to the show, and that they were eating hotdogs. She said her husband loves the show, brings home the bacon, and she gets to drive a nice car… and eat hotdogs. At any rate, she was annoying. Also, hotdogs. Today’s new music Tuesday wasn’t all that bad, certainly better than a lot of the previous ones. I missed pretty much the rest of the show, but I don’t think there was anything of major importance. Oh, wait. Hotdogs + you moms pussy = state fair corn dogs. You know, because of all that batter in her deep fryer of a pussy. OH!

Show Re-cap For Friday 5/11/2012

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Holy fuck it Friday, and not just any Friday but Who Gives A Fuck Friday, as if you even gave a fuck about that.  Today is Dan “Hot Balls” O’Donell’s last day.  This would be a sad event if it happened yesterday but it didn’t so I don’t give a fuck. We will miss you Doug and your hot mom.  Katie (Ellis’ girlfriend, in case you’ve been under a rock) was in the studio today.  She wasn’t really on the air but you could her her cute little girlfriend laugh every time Ellis made a joke. It was adorable, but who really gives a fuck anyway.

Alaskans will hunt bears, Australians will piss on you, and women are incredibly fucked in the head.  Especially the 21 year old that called in.  Some suspect that she is really 12, but that is way too creepy so for sake of dignity, she was at least 18. She said that while making sweet sweet love to her man in the cowgirl position he got on his cell phone.  This, under most circumstances is a major no no.  However, after listening to this girl drone on and on and on for about 5 minutes I started to understand his plight, I’m surprised he didn’t try to lodge the phone into his brain.

More news, pity sex sucks, Serena Williams made a shit-tacular rap, Rawdog has never received a blow job to completion (we were all shocked by this news), and some of the funniest news I’ve heard in a long time, a man was held up by another man with a rifle and was forced to do the moon walk.  Oh and Ellis puked, I’m not sure if it was on his dick or just in the trash can. I was too busy watching my wife dry heave as she heard it, good times.

The Lemmy interview was good, Vinnie Paul was great, but today the most epic of all interviews went down.  Ellis got a surprise visit from the man, the myth, the legend, Steven Tyler!  This interview was so epic that I am not going to try to summarize it, I will however encourage you to go our good friend’s site, Cobra Tits, to listen to the Steven Tyler interview first hand.

For the end of the show the guys finally finished Worlds Greatest Worst Male Sex Change. Here’s the top 3:

3. Andre the Giant

2. Lenny from Motorbreath

1. Zakk Wylde

In my opinion all three of these guys are incredible ugly for guys let alone guys with cookies.  The only thing worse than having to stuff the sausage into any of them would having to ram jam yer mums actual swamp box, OH!