Holy fuck it Friday, and not just any Friday but Who Gives A Fuck Friday, as if you even gave a fuck about that. Today is Dan “Hot Balls” O’Donell’s last day. This would be a sad event if it happened yesterday but it didn’t so I don’t give a fuck. We will miss you Doug and your hot mom. Katie (Ellis’ girlfriend, in case you’ve been under a rock) was in the studio today. She wasn’t really on the air but you could her her cute little girlfriend laugh every time Ellis made a joke. It was adorable, but who really gives a fuck anyway.
Alaskans will hunt bears, Australians will piss on you, and women are incredibly fucked in the head. Especially the 21 year old that called in. Some suspect that she is really 12, but that is way too creepy so for sake of dignity, she was at least 18. She said that while making sweet sweet love to her man in the cowgirl position he got on his cell phone. This, under most circumstances is a major no no. However, after listening to this girl drone on and on and on for about 5 minutes I started to understand his plight, I’m surprised he didn’t try to lodge the phone into his brain.
More news, pity sex sucks, Serena Williams made a shit-tacular rap, Rawdog has never received a blow job to completion (we were all shocked by this news), and some of the funniest news I’ve heard in a long time, a man was held up by another man with a rifle and was forced to do the moon walk. Oh and Ellis puked, I’m not sure if it was on his dick or just in the trash can. I was too busy watching my wife dry heave as she heard it, good times.
The Lemmy interview was good, Vinnie Paul was great, but today the most epic of all interviews went down. Ellis got a surprise visit from the man, the myth, the legend, Steven Tyler! This interview was so epic that I am not going to try to summarize it, I will however encourage you to go our good friend’s site, Cobra Tits, to listen to the Steven Tyler interview first hand.
For the end of the show the guys finally finished Worlds
Greatest Worst Male Sex Change. Here’s the top 3:
3. Andre the Giant
2. Lenny from Motorbreath
1. Zakk Wylde
In my opinion all three of these guys are incredible ugly for guys let alone guys with cookies. The only thing worse than having to stuff the sausage into any of them would having to ram jam yer mums actual swamp box, OH!