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Show Re-cap For Thursday 3/1/2012

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It’s Thursday and some of you have long balls, some of you have baby balls, some of you have normal balls, and some of you have no balls. Amtrak tweeted Ellis during the show, and I find that completely fucking strange. The Twitter exchange went like this, and if you don’t believe it, click on their names to see each status:

Amtrak: We heard on your show you enjoy train travel. When was the last time you traveled with us?

EllisMate: Can I get a room on a train to San Francisco? I want to party on a train!

Amtrak: We do have rooms on our trains and we do love to party…to an extent! ;)

EllisMate: Sponsor me! We’ll do our show on a train! Where’s a good place to go from LA?

Amtrak: We would love to talk more about this with you! We will be sending you an email soon!

EllisMate: jellis@siriusxm.com Boom!

Amtrak: While we don’t have a route to Vegas, our route to San Diego is quite scenic. Do you have any preferences on destination?

Death! Death! Die! Music VideoHow hilarious is that? I’ll tell you, it’s a goddamned knee-slapper “we do love to party…to an extent!” Seriously? Party as in juice boxes and snacks? This makes me think that maybe one day Death! Death! Die! will have a new video out that includes all their sponsors. It might look something like the picture on the right.

B-Real (@B_Real420) was on the show today, interviews with him are usually pretty great because he has some of the best stories about weed, gang bangin’, gettting shot, etc. He’s also part of a march to help legalize weed (surprise!) and is of course an advocate of the legalization of marijuana. He talked about when he was shot at the age of 17, which was a pretty gnarly story that I’m not even going to try and reiterate, it’s much better to hear him tell the story. Everlast (@OGEverlast) also stopped by the show today and talked about his upcoming tour, tripping acid at Timothy Leary’s house, and his songs – he also played some live on the show. He sounds so good it’s hard to tell if he’s live or if their playing a recorded version, that’s one of the marks of a great artist.

And that’s all got for you today, but that should be enough. Peace and I’m OUT! And inside your mother. OH!

Show Re-cap For Wednesday 2/29/2012

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CreepyToday is Cumtard’s last day and since Jason was going to be late, he let Cumtard open up the show. Tully and Rawdog gave him the silent treatment and just let him tread on his own, in the end he actually didn’t too terrible. He ended his segment by explaining his position, what he did and why he can’t stay anymore. All that has been explained on here before so I won’t go into that. They played all the buttons dealing with Cumtard since it is his last day and once he’s gone, so will be all his buttons.

Cumfat Off The PhonesThat chick that Ellis made cry yesterday? Yea, she was supposed to go on Rude Jude’s show yesterday after Ellis’ show, but she bailed. In the end it worked out great for Jude because now he’s getting a shot at hooking up with Jenna (the other girl from yesterday.) Let’s see, what else… There was a lot of talk about Chik-Fil-A / gay marriage / religion, that’s one of those infuriating topics with everyone having a different opinion and trying to convince you that their opinion is better than yours. Fuck that shit. If we even touch on this subject, this re-cap is turning into a fucking fiasco of a novel. So, I choose to move on.

Scrotum McBoner FartWorld’s Greatest Wednesday for today, in honor of Cumtard’s last day on the show is, World’s greatest thing Cumtard should do now that he doesn’t have a job. Apparently there was a dude on Facebook that wanted to pay him $5000 to spend the weekend with him so he can fuck and cuddle with him, the whole boyfriend experience. Ellis set off negotiating for Cumtard and the conclusion was to clean the guy’s apartment naked wearing only a hat, Cumtard jerks off, and then leaves, for $800 a week. Without further ado, here’s the list of ideas from fans in order of their placement:

  1. Sip It Slowly, CumtardFreeway clown
  2. Shark dentist
  3. Dildo tester
  4. Play keytar for Smoked Out Clit
  5. Loaded gun cleaner
  6. Manage a prison snack bar
  7. Call everyone who calls the show regularly to tell them to fuck off
  8. Pube artist
  9. Jerk off on peoples’ ex-girlfriend’s car
  10. Become a roadie for Black Dahlia Murder

Cumtard was clearly and admittedly sad to be leaving the show, but he does plan to come back every now and again just as a friend of the show. Hopefully Sirius will eventually find a full-time position in some capacity for him.

And viola! That’s the end of the re-cap. See? That wasn’t so hard, was it? I knew you’d pull through, you’re my little trooper! And now you’ll be swimming up to impregnate your mother! OH!

Cumtard’s 1st appearance (and Schumacher gets hired) – 3/14/11 (History)

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Today was Kevin’s last day on the show and he’ll be missed. Let’s go back and listen to his 1st appearance on the show. Coincidentally, it also happened to be the day Schumacher got picked to be J.Ellis’s new personal assistant. Enjoy!


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Bonus: For history’s sake, Kevin’s 1st day was March 9th, 2011

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Show Re-cap For Tuesday 2/28/2012

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Is anyone even reading this garbage or just me? Okay, good. Let’s see what Rude Judesday had in store for us. Well for one, Rude Jude worked as a bathroom attendant at a gay bar for awhile to save up money to get out to LA. He also said he’s up for going to EllisMania 8, that would be pretty fucking sweet for the fans.

Rawdog Cool As IceRawdog turned a bit more gangster today, because he drinks a lot of water and that’s gangster, bitches. Rawdog was also in rare “I got game” form today, slightly hitting on some Penthouse sluts and just talking with more confidence than usual. *Giggle Snort* Maybe yesterday’s speed-dating game resulted in a new found swagger. Things got a little awkward when Ellis started grilling this Emily chick, she was clearly not liking it and started to get emotional, which made everyone else enjoy it more. When a caller chimed in and said she should stop being such a cunt, she left the interview all mad and almost tripped out of the studio. BOOM! Awkward interview badge achieved.

And of course, it’s new music Tuesday. Arguably the biggest story there was that there is a new dub-step style remix of Death! Death! Die! out now, and thanks to @CobraTits, you can hear that right now. Before I forget for another entire week, you can download some of the tracks and make your mash-ups to send into the show. There was also talk about clean and dirty fuel sources used by the world’s population. Oddly though, no talk about how much your mother is used by the world’s population. OH!