It’s Thursday and some of you have long balls, some of you have baby balls, some of you have normal balls, and some of you have no balls. Amtrak tweeted Ellis during the show, and I find that completely fucking strange. The Twitter exchange went like this, and if you don’t believe it, click on their names to see each status:

Amtrak: We heard on your show you enjoy train travel. When was the last time you traveled with us?

EllisMate: Can I get a room on a train to San Francisco? I want to party on a train!

Amtrak: We do have rooms on our trains and we do love to party…to an extent! ;)

EllisMate: Sponsor me! We’ll do our show on a train! Where’s a good place to go from LA?

Amtrak: We would love to talk more about this with you! We will be sending you an email soon!

EllisMate: jellis@siriusxm.com Boom!

Amtrak: While we don’t have a route to Vegas, our route to San Diego is quite scenic. Do you have any preferences on destination?

How hilarious is that? I’ll tell you, it’s a goddamned knee-slapper “we do love to party…to an extent!” Seriously? Party as in juice boxes and snacks? This makes me think that maybe one day Death! Death! Die! will have a new video out that includes all their sponsors. It might look something like the picture on the right.

B-Real (@B_Real420) was on the show today, interviews with him are usually pretty great because he has some of the best stories about weed, gang bangin’, gettting shot, etc. He’s also part of a march to help legalize weed (surprise!) and is of course an advocate of the legalization of marijuana. He talked about when he was shot at the age of 17, which was a pretty gnarly story that I’m not even going to try and reiterate, it’s much better to hear him tell the story. Everlast (@OGEverlast) also stopped by the show today and talked about his upcoming tour, tripping acid at Timothy Leary’s house, and his songs – he also played some live on the show. He sounds so good it’s hard to tell if he’s live or if their playing a recorded version, that’s one of the marks of a great artist.

And that’s all got for you today, but that should be enough. Peace and I’m OUT! And inside your mother. OH!