Show Re-cap For Wednesday 3/21/2012

Lot’s of talk about Ellis’ book, which you can now pre-order an autographed copy of from Diesel or some shit, check it out here: imawesomebook.com Ellis also has his Large & In Charge Trucker Workout DVD out now, you can click this motherfuckin link right here to go buy that shit. Ellis won’t be on the radio tomorrow, he’s “gotta do shit” so no idea what that means but it must be more important than you or me. Instead, they’ll be playing the “World’s Greatest Guitar Solo” show in it’s entirety.

Australian rappers Bliss N Eso stopped by the show today to spit some of those sweet rhymes that Aussies are so well known for. While Aussie rap is just as fucking hilarious as you would expect, I think Rawdog is secretly a Bone Thug because his shit was flowin’ son. Thanks to @CobraTits, you can now listen to Jack The Cunt with Bliss N Eso. And callers, am I right? What in the blue fuck is up with some of these people that call into the show? It’s like they’re listening to a completely different channel and call up with the most fucked up shit that doesn’t pertain to anything but the secret conversation they’ve been having in their head. And apparently nobody knows what Ellis sounds like. Pro tip: If the dude answering the phone has an Australian accent, it’s Jason fucking Ellis. Pooooooooop.

The show went a full hour long today, which was pretty dope even though a lot of us had shit to do or lasagna to eat. Shout out to tummy ache guy, whoever he is. Rawdog had to jet before the show ended because he’s a slave to the puuuuussssaaaaaayyyyy. I think he was late for a date with some chick he’s gone out with like 4 times before and has smooched with, hopefully he’s going to get some titties in his face tonight. On a related note, I know of at least 100 people who are getting titties in their face tonight, and that’s because your mom is working an extra hour tonight too. OH!

Show Re-cap For Tuesday 3/20/2012

The show started out talking about how surprising Dr. Drew and Psycho Mike were, as in they were good guests and didn’t come off as dicks at all. Ellis also talked about how much he cares about the fans and he sometimes stresses out over helping and entertaining the fans. It’s nice to hear that he doesn’t forget about the fans, no matter how jilted of a lover you may be. Rawdog is officially deaf, he can’t hear his father’s Tweety Bird speech and now he can’t hear the word “cunt” when Mel Gibson was berating his chick. Rawdog is still kind of bummed out, he’s on Ellis’ payroll, but he still needs a roommate as his rent is $1600 per month. Jude recommended he get a part-time job like he had to do when he was on Jenny Jones and was a bathroom attendant at gay bar. That’s hustlin’ right there. The idea of Death! Death! Die! being Rawdog’s roommate was put forth and that immediately terrified Rawdog (probably for good reason) because he’ll come up to a lube room and Mötley Crüe playing on the stereo.

There was more talk about the movie “Big Fucking Mega-Boat” and ideas on the conflict between Ellis’ character and the boat itself. Sounds like Ellis may play a lifeguard and be afraid of rabbits, tentacles, and some other stuff I don’t remember. And the Big Fucking Mega-Boat itself will shoot smaller boats and whatever else it wants, pending on the fears it senses a person may have. And of course there will be jet ski stunts and shit, which I’m hoping look very similar in quality to the animated picture on the above right. It also sounds like Alison Eastwood is going to ask her dad, Clint Eastwood, if he would read a “It’s halftime America, for big fucking mega-boat” line for the movie as well.

And I think that pretty much covers it, and your mom, like when she’s in a bukkake scene. OH!

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