UPDATE: Backbone to the rescue! Cullen inserted the missing Shade 45 audio for a “Best of” show.
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After some audio issues, Shade 45’s Rude Jude & Lord Sear ‘All Out Show’ was simulcast on Faction 41’s ‘Jason Ellis Show’. Here is the feedback Rawdog received for “Slingin’ Cream” from the Shade 45 audience.
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Ronnie Faisst
Happy WGAFF mofo’s! The guys, along with @UnderwearWolf and @TheDingoInSnow, are at the X Games so that’s where they did the show from today. Apparently while the show was on, it was a pretty big sausage fest – one would assume because it’s too early for whores to be up, like vampires, they’re active at night. Also, since Ellis comes from the X Games world and is friends with so many people in that world, this is going to be jam packed with name drops. The first guests on the show were Ronnie Faisst (@ronniefaisst) and Diogo Simoes (@diogosimoes1) as they were watching some step-up moto practice. As you could imagine, being at the X Games, it’s hard to take callers and read twitter so interaction was pretty limited. It doesn’t make for the greatest of radio shows, but hearing Faisst say that he doesn’t touch his weiner because Jesus doesn’t approve was pretty fuckin’ hilarious.
Carey Hart
Next on the show was Carey Hart (@hartluck) talking about how he hurt his back and his hand recently and this will be his last X Games, but he will continue other shit like the Dew Tour and racing trucks. He says he just can’t keep up, he’s getting older and getting hurt more so it’s time, but he will continue to ride on his own, just not compete. He also jacks off at times even though he’s still getting play from his wife, Pink (@Pink). Next up was Jamie Bestwick (@jamiebestwick), all of you should be very familiar with him because Ellis loved doing unfavorable impressions of him for almost a year straight. I think one of the most entertaining parts of his interview was when he called it a “Teeyoter” instead of “Toyota” and “Tuckson” Arizona instead of “Tucson”, gotta love those Brits. Poor Rawdog was getting teased, in a friendly way, from all the guys about his eating habits and how deep his belly button is, due to chicken nugget breakfasts and hamburger dinners.
Brian Deegan
Let’s see, who’s next… Brian Deegan (@mmgeneral) and him talking about how his spleen or kidney or both split like a hotdog and he’s always wondered if they just didn’t need a spare and took his. We finally got to hear Rawdog call out what he was watching, a la JagerBeard, but completely sober and not in character – which is very similar. Ellis asked Bry Like A Deegan what he thought about Ken Block while they were talking rally. Not one to beat around the bush much, Deegles says Ken is a good driver, a great marketer, but not so much of a racer. Mitchie Brusco (@Mitchiebrusco84) was next up on the show, he’s that 15 year-old skater kid that called a 900 number or some shit. They kind of grilled him too, in a friendly way as well, and he seemed to take everything in stride and with a really good attitude, so that’s pretty cool of little dude. It’s speculated he could take Rawdog in a fight too. Still, as cool and accomplished as he is at such a young age, it’s weird to hear a 15 year-old on the show, but I get it.
Hooters chicks
Hooter’s girls stopped by to bring some wings for the guys, low and behold, Ellis recognized both of them from the pageant he had just previously judged. In case you missed the pageant, one of those chicks (the hot one maybe? not that one, the other one) said it re-airs this Sunday, but she’s a woman so who knows if that’s true or not. I mean, we all know women don’t know shit from apple butter. Cullen (@Cullensaidthis) was nice enough to snap and share a photo of @imVictoriaBrown and some other chick named Afton Storton or something. Robbie Maddison (@robbiemaddison) came on the show and said he had just did a stunt in an upcoming James Bond film, but couldn’t talk about it. When asked what’s the furthest he’s jumped, his answer was “I don’t know”. So there ya go kiddies, watch out for those concussions! And like Bestwick, we get to make fun of his foreigner speech habits, as he called a “Mercedes” a “Merseedies”.
And finally, Manny Santiago (@Mannyslaysall) and Twitch (@twitchthis) were the last ones to stop by the show. And of course Twitch and Ellis had to express their undying love for one another as only two crazy fuckers can. By pulling down their pants and pressing each half of their gay love tattoo on their legs together to form the love bond and insulting one another as much as possible. Holy shit rope! Was that not a star packed re-cap or what? You know what’s funny about all those names listed above? It doesn’t even begin to scratch the surface of the full list of famous, not famous, homeless, and down right disgusting people your mom has filled her putrid fuckhole with. OH!
Your mom thanking Spiderman when she was way younger
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Wassup party people in the place to be? The show started about 30 minutes late today, which made my eye twitch because that meant I had to do more work to pass the time. TJES is in New York today, and Ellis made an appearance on Jane Radio on the Stars channel. What an odd place to go to help promote his book. I have no clue who Jane Pratt is, why she has a radio show, or what it’s about. Pretty much the same stories of hookers, drugs, skating, and divorce that most of us have already heard before, still though, the interview was good none the less. Ellis also stopped by the Frank DeCaro show as well, which he’s been on before and has also had on his show before as well. I felt that interview was better, if not just for the fact that Ellis and DeCaro know each other pretty well, or at least more so than he knows Jane Pratt (I assume), so they joked around a bit more and that was nice to hear.
Rawdog is out today, he went to Coachella over the weekend and got his car stolen, so I suppose he will be catching a later flight. But, Backbone (@Cullensaidthis) was in the studio with Ellis and Tully today so that’s cool. Apparently Ellis had some chicks in his room last night, went to bed and then woke up at 4AM to more people and a full-on party going on his room until 9AM. I assume at least some of those chicks had to have been coke whores. While Ellis came on the radio, you could tell he was preoccupied and he apologized to the listeners several times for both being late (which didn’t sound like his fault) and for not being his normal self. Turns out that some chick was saying she needed to get into his hotel room while he was on the radio. He expressed the feeling that he thought this chick was just trying to rob him, so he gave his phone to Cullen and was going to have him go let this bitch in to get her wallet. Cullen comes back, the chick is crying and saying “just forget it”. Eventually she did go up to the room and get her shit and returned Ellis’ key, and according to Cullen, these bitches be whack, yo.
Chad and Vinnie from the band Hellyeah stopped by the show today. There were typical stories you would come to expect, like drunken fighting, drinking a bottle of Jager, passing out, shitting yourself, and going home to your mom’s house (seriously, that’s not a joke), etc. Sal Masekela has a new album out, yes – music from Sal – I didn’t even know he did anything but some shitty MTV and X-Games. Interestingly, it wasn’t rap either – it had some weird Lenny Kravitz style to it with a bit of spacey overtones. Another interesting fact that I didn’t know is that his dad is a semi-famous jazz musician as well. The last interesting fact that I didn’t know is that both Sal and his dad have tag teamed your mom while she was all coked out and in Ellis’ hotel room. OH!
Your Mom Went Missing
Frifuck. Fruckfri. Friarfucker. Frifist. Fritofri. Friday. There, got that out. It’s Friday, Friday, Friday and I don’t give a fuck, fuck, fuck. The week of March 26 will be vacation time for The Jason Ellis Show, so expect “best of” replays that week, unless of course they change the date. *BingoBangoBongo* That one earned me a one way ticket to the prize chamber. Sounds like the “Forgiven” worked for both Rawdog and Tully, so that’s pretty fuckin’ awesome, I’d try some of that shit. There was talk about making Friday’s a little more “Ellisy” by having Backbone (@CullenSaidThis), and/or Dingo (@TheDingoInSnow), and/or Rawdog (@RadioTFB) and/or maybe others like Jude (@rude_jude) doing a clip type show “The JiggaBididaBoo Show” in the morning before the Friday show. That be fuckin’ boss, like real boss hoss!
George Clooney, Kony, Gallagher, Ryan Sheckler, and women, am I right? Those were all things that were discussed on the show and that I won’t be re-capping here because it’s fucking Friday and I don’t give a fist. Google that shit if you’re really wondering, I’ll even help you out a bit www.google.com See there? That’s me, helping you, to help yourself. Don’t say I don’t care or don’t try to help. They gave “Dude am I a slut?” a shot today since it’s in the afternoon and sluts don’t wake up before noon.
Some chick was blacked out and doing her boyfriend, her friend came in and boyfriend left because he was uncomfortable so she banged another dude. That’s right, every male’s fantasy and the subject of a zillion letters to Penthouse made this guy uncomfortable and he left. What. The. Fuck. And the clear champion of today’s segment was this chick that got face fucked in the Metal Mulisha RV while a couple of other dudes recorded it on their cell phone and let the dude splooge on her face. Then she was gonna fuck the guy in her car before an A7X concert so her friend stood outside the car, but they didn’t have condoms so she let him bang her in her ass. I think those were probably the best stories out of all them so I’m not going to detail the others. Wait, no, there was a last minute entry. This chick fucked three dudes on her lunch break, they all came in a cup and she guzzled it down, I fink your mom is freaky. OH!