This could be the last show. Ever. Probably not, but you never know. It’s the last live show this week anyway. Ellis might have AIDs. So that’s pretty fucking terrifying. Plus this show was touted as having less AIDs than other shows. Let’s hope it stays that way. So Ellis & his kids and Pendarvis & his kids saw that Thomas Haden Church movie, “Max”. Ellis didn’t cry and Pendarvis didn’t either, but he might have gotten a little choked up. José Aldo, is he in, is he out? Nobody knows for sure, they’re still waiting for test results. Something about Rick Ross being arrested on kidnapping and assault charges. He also used to be a correctional officer. I missed most of the first hour of the show and this was the rejoin into the second hour. Were pirates the original metal guys with their Jolly Roger flags and shit? What about Vikings? Now it’s time to review the 1994 classic movie “On Deadly Ground” starring Steven Seagal. Continue reading
Show Re-Cap for Monday 6/22/2015
Waddup mah ethnically and racially diverse members of whatever sex you identify with? In – out – in – out. That’s how the fucking goes. But what if you just kept going in and never out? Like a tractor. Ellis had a really good weekend, just livin’ and not worrying. Ellis trimmed off his beard, it was getting out of control. Continue reading
Show Re-Cap for Friday June 19, 2015
Make sure you all congratulate AZ_RedDragon on his recent sex change. He now proudly goes by Janice and has a sweet, perky rack. His life’s about to get REALLY exciting. Speaking of excitement, Tully and Jason have come to the conclusion that life is overall pretty boring, which is why humans are living so much longer than before. This spurred a conversation about being reckless as kids and Ellis thinks he will never not know when his kids do something reckless, even though we all know that’s not gonna happen. Tully told a story about being 14 years old and going to bar in NYC with some hot, older chick that totally wanted to bone him, but decided against it because Tully was so young. Man, when I was 14, I was too busy watching Jackass with my friends and making our own stunt videos to be at a bar downtown getting in on a bit of statutory rape. Some guys have all the luck. Ellis and Tully discussed the upcoming holiday of Father’s Day and Tully stated that he could give a flying fuck about it and Mother’s Day for that matter. Tully is one cold-blooded sumbitch. He plans on spending the holiday at some mansion partying it up and doing blow off of hookers’ asses hanging with his family. Ellis and Tully discussed the upcoming UFC and Bellator events, which includes a bout between Kimbo “He’s Still Alive?” Slice and Ken “Where’s Tito?” Shamrock.
AZ_RedDragon’s new look.
Show Re-Cap for Thursday 6/18/2015
Thursday recap
Cody getting sex change.
Don’t sit around waiting for things to happen or you’ll get fucked by a dog.
Tiger having bad dreams Ellis Tully parenting tips.
Ellis terracross next thurs and Fri.
Ellis going on Drew talk about SC shooting.
Send your titties to @tullywood and your dick pics to @YerMum
A place in Virginia is enforcing a law prohibiting lude language.
Eroticless erotic fiction: constipation, tampons, grandmothers on the toilet, (Emilia the pig farming slut book writer) mcnugget pink slime, hammeroid, head trauma, used fleshlight, lies ions, old homeless guy, white guys with dreds.
Ellis not on Drew.
Maryland woman got complaint about relentlessly gay yard now striving to make it even more relentlessly gay.
Wills news by Kevin, Tigers, toe wrestling, Kentucky Fried Rats, Gay burgers from Japan, Etsy will no longer sell fake shit, FCC fining ATT,
Aussie news, judge said woman can’t breastfeed because of tattoo.
Heroine is bad mnkay.
Ellis is new morning DJ on faction.
#relentlesslyGay
Satan & a Drug Dealer Make Spots
Neither of these are probably worthwhile to send to the show, so I’ll just post them here. Satan had dinner with Ellis once even if he doesn’t know, and some dude has a line on some mad pure show shit, son!
Update (6/17/2015):
I added one more just for shits and giggles.