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EllisFam Interviews
I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.
Sex Panther (@WKsexpanther)
- Where do you live? La Grande, Oregon. Small town of 13k, A gorgeous valley completely surrounded by wooded mountains.
- What is your occupation? I work for a large insurance company in the medical claims department. Mainly I sit at a computer and listen to the show.
- Tell me a little about yourself. I recently got out of a long term relationship. My fiance robbed a bank three weeks before our wedding so I’m still dealing with that. He was the most wonderful man I had ever met and I was madly in love. Go figure. It was just like life to fuck me over on that one.
- How long have you listened to TJES? About three years. I just recently signed up for twitter because I was feeling out of the loop. It is awesome to connect with people who like the guys and the show as much as me.
- How did you discover TJES? I would just catch bits and pieces because I listened to music on Faction. I liked it so much, I started listening just for the show and have been hooked ever since.
- What keeps you listening to TJES? It is just so funny. And so real. Working with a bunch of old ladies in a silent office, they would die if they could hear what I’m listening to. Sometimes I am trying to hold back roaring laughter so hard, I shake and my face turns bright red. You can’t just listen to Rawdog say ‘boogfoot’ twice and not laugh your fucking face off.
- Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? I feel like I connect to each of the guys. I had the same reaction to food as Rawdog growing up, I would only eat hotdogs and chicken strips. Fruits and veggies made me gag. I eat really diversely now and wonder how I ever lived off that? I was a straight A student after retuning to college at 22. ( I flunked out at 18). It wasn’t Oxford, but I’m a smart cookie (Fuck Tully). Jason reminds me of my older brother and I admire everything he has been through and everything he continues to do. I quit smoking because of the harsh words he has for callers that sound like smokers.
- Is there anything else you would like to share? I love meeting people that have similar views on life but I also love meeting people that very different. Coming from a small town, I like having friends on the ‘outside’ so to speak. I wont be missing Ellismania 9 for the world, hope to meet you all there!
ellis owns my box! (@ellisboxtattoo)
- Where do you live? Fort Irwin ca, yep wondering where that is??? It’s in the middle of nowhere 47miles to the nearest town of civilisation And that is meth lab central!!!
- What is your occupation? Master chief house keeper, personal assistant, sex slave, driver, the best mommy and baby maker
- Tell me a little about yourself. I’m 26 nearly 27 and moved here from the UK after chatting online to my now husband for only 3 days I stayed 3weeks then went back home for 4weeks and been here in the USA since Dec 2008, I’m a huge horse lover and have competed and own my own horses since I was 2 this hobby then became my job in between going to college for 4yrs then back to full time working with horses riding show jumping and grooming. I was also a shot girl then a stripper (which i loved doing) and i was and will be returning to the cam on my free cams under the name Henley_heaven :)but most of all i love nothing more than sitting on the couch with a cold one shooting some mother fuckers on COD
- How long have you listened to TJES? Since 2009
- How did you discover TJES? By accident while on one of our many cross country road trips
- What keeps you listening to TJES? Who wouldn’t want to listen???
- Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? Yes my husband has found that he has help him in day to day life and keep going every single even when it’s hard too being a soldier he needs the release of a good laugh to TJES
- Is there anything else you would like to share? My box is a copyright of the Ellis Mate :) and I am real and tell it as it is don’t like don’t be my friend lol
Thanks for asking me to do this :)
If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.
Show Re-cap For Tuesday 9/4/2012
Well? Who did you think shows up at swinger parties?
It’s Tuesday, it’s Cullen’s birthday, and I’m still reeling from that kick ass interview with The Jingleberries, so nothing can put me in a bad mood today – NOTHING! Big Daddy Jayce Cakes went to a swinger party in Palm Beach or some shit, I’m just wondering if he happened to see Rawdog’s mysterious girlfriend there. He did see an Aussie couple there, they were older and from Melbourne, hence they were off-limits and in the “no boning” queue in Ellis’ brain. Which begged the question, what if he saw an EllisFam member there? The consensus was that it would be super fuckin’ weird, gross, and a boner killer. He banged some chicks he didn’t know and Katie banged some dudes she didn’t know, apparently people were quite interested in Katie at this swinger party. Surprise, surprise, Rude Jude also went to a swinger party over the weekend as well, but not the same one – he also fucked his first white girl, who happened to be German, in 2 and half years.
My milkshake would’ve brought all the boys to the yard, but I drank it.
Tully has made the decision that he will never take hallucinogens again for the rest of his life, he’s worried he’s going to get a mental image of something and it will stick with him for the rest of his life. He did however take some Vicodin this weekend and really enjoyed it, so he stands by his decision to get into pills. Tully also went out on a date this weekend, with his wife and not his girlfriend, they went out to dinner and movie and guess who he’s looking at while at the Japanese restaurant – yup, Glenn Danzig. Rawdog feels like he’s gained some sexual prowess recently, specifically when to go fast, slow, and in or out! Every. Fucking. Day. Champ. He went to a Dodger’s game over the weekend, boned his girl three times, and now she’s getting some flowers today. Some super secret girlfriend of Tom Cruise supposedly got in twouble with Tommy and The Church of Scientology by proxy, and was then forced to scrub toilets with a toothbrush. Something or another about Marlene Dietrich. Whatever, don’t give a shit, let’s move on.
You’re gonna have to click for biggie size!
The guys played a game today with the Shake Weight® – winner gets a pass and the losers having to vigorously use the Shake Weight while staring at each other, first one to blink, loses and gets their balls hooked up to and pulled with the R/C car. First question: Who is the richest drummer? Survey says, in order of richest to not as rich: Ringo Starr, Phil Collins, Dave Grohl, Don Henley, and Lars Ulrich. Rawdog got the free pass, pitting Tully against Ellis – in the end, Ellis blinked first and so got his nuts tugged. Today was NMT, I think it started as 90’s themed because there were some really shit bands at first, and then it seemed like the 90’s portion was over and it was more current shit bands. To be fair, it did get a little better, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to let Rawdog feel good about NMT.
Rawdog has dwarf-gigantism. That’s not medically accurate and is total hearsay, but it sounds pretty good because he’s sensitive about his height. A couple of people called in to sing the Marlins song and to say they hate their jobs, but the world kept on a turning, and they kept hating their jobs. No silver lining there, folks. Just pure hell, 5 days a week. It could always be worse though, could you imagine having to do bukkake gang bangs 7 days a week like you mom? OH!
UPDATE: It’s not Cullen’s birthday. Ellis fuckin’ punked me. I swear I heard him say it at the start of one the song breaks. Cullen’s birthday is 9/11. That’s right, the war on terror and Cullen are synonymous.
EllisFam Interviews
I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.
Fuck Norris (@izzinya)
- Where do you live? Everett Wa.
- What is your occupation? Harley mechanic.
- Tell me a little about yourself. I’m a 39 3/4 year old recovering fuck up (aren’t we all) I have been working on Harley’s for 17 years I am a “master of service technology” the highest level of recognition Harley has.. So I kinda know my shit when it comes to Harley’s. I also know what it’s like to go through a divorce , happened about the same time as Ellis
- How long have you listened to TJES? About 5 1/2 years or so
- How did you discover TJES? Bought sirius for stern and stumbled on Ellis now I keep Sirius for Ellis . Stern is good Ellis is great
- What keeps you listening to TJES? Honesty, the guys are real and you can tell!
- Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? Made me think of how to grab my life by the balls, and like I said before Ellis and I have some stuffing common. We went through some of the same shit at the same time….
- Is there anything else you would like to share? Life is good if you make it! Rawdog rules Ellis is the man and fuck Tully!!! No really Tully brought the missing element to the show, threw work we’ll as a team and I know they are on there way to the top, if they aren’t already there!!!
Wolfknives Washington member Fuck Norris
Hopefully the Washington pres lol
Harden the fuck up!!!
Mike Higgins (@mikesnews)
- Where do you live? Southeast Missouri
- What is your occupation? Computer & Telephone Technician
- Tell me a little about yourself. 35 Year Old, Married, Father of 2 young kids. I enjoy getting outside and running, biking, swimming, and hiking. I have completed a couple marathons and a half-ironman. Needless to say, I look forward to half-time push-ups (when I am not driving my truck).
- How long have you listened to TJES? About 3 years (I think), Tully left the show about a week after I started listening. Then it was just Jason and Josh.
- How did you discover TJES? There was a Jay-Z song playing on Faction and the next song that came on was the Beatles – Yesterday. I thought that was an eclectic mix and so I didn’t turn the channel. Then Jason started talking and I was hooked.
- What keeps you listening to TJES? I spend several hours a day driving in my truck so the show keeps me going. Like many of the listeners, I feel like Jason, Tully and Josh are friends of mine that I get to hang out with and listen to.
- Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way?How? Yes. I had always wanted to play the guitar and after listening to Jason talk about “getting out there and trying new shit” I went ahead and bought a guitar and started playing. The show has also provided me a new outlet for my creative side and I sent in some song parodies that made it on the air. @cobratits has them on his site if you are interested in hearing them.
- Is there anything else you would like to share? I went to Chicago when they were on their book tour and got to meet Jason and Tully. That was the coolest shit ever. I was second in line so after I got my book signed I just hung around and chatted with other ellisfam and Tully. When the signing was over there were 10 of us still there and Jason came over and showed us pictures of Tiger on his phone. I struck me that Jason and Michael are really just regular guys and they have to deal with all the shit that everyone else does.