Show recap for Friday 5/29/15

Holy shit it’s Friday already! I’ve been on vacation all week and forgot what day it was. Don’t you hate it when people say that? Ellis kicked off the show talking about kids and cell phones and how his daughter wants her own phone because her Hollywood spoiled shit fuck friends have one. J said no because he doesn’t think a third grader should have downloada phone and rightly so, they’re dumb enough already without one. Tully is going to his high school reunion, ummm, tomorrow? I wasn’t paying much attention but it’s gonna be a total sausage fest. That’s kinda what happens when you go to an all boys school. They chatted a bit about kids and TV and how it doesn’t suck watching TV with them so much when they get older. EM11 confirmations were announced, one famous dude might fight another famous dude, and some more names were suggested. Continue reading

Show Re-Cap for Thursday 5/28/2015

Psst, hey kid….wanna buy some EllisMania? Go to the Hard Rock in Vegas on October 9th, walk-up to the first hooker you see, whip your dick out, and start doing the helicopter. Do it right, and you’ll end up with tickets to the mayhem that is EllisMania. Make sure you spin it counter-clockwise otherwise you’ll end up with tickets to Les Miserables and no one wants that. Continue reading

Show recap for Tuesday 5/26/15

i fully intended on finishing my recap on my lunch break, but then my boss was in a car accident and my lunch break didn’t exist!!! Stay tuned to the near future for the recap cause:

jude’s in the studio and needs to get of xanax

ellis is off of Xanax

tomorrowland sucked balls

movies are too long

boxtroll motherfuckers

the soon to be Viking bad ass dummy

CumTard is colorblind

will has Will’s news

Tiggie is hella athletic

joanna angel wants to make The Woodsman II- the porn

and Ellismania 11 is coming out n October

 

 

Show Re-Cap for Friday 5/22/2015

Every man and woman should stand naked on a mountain top and feel the wind blow past their balls. One of the best things in the world is naked back yard time. You feel nature the way nature was meant to be felt and your neighbor spies on you the way your neighbor Will-Ferrell-Elf-You-Sit-on-a-Throne-of-Lieswas meant to spy on you. Ellis found a chair that he wants to have in studio and passive aggressive Will said he can ask Sirius to buy it but it would probably take fifty thousand weeks and go through a train of office jockeys before it arrives. Or Ellis can just buy the fucking chair himself and be done with it. Continue reading