Y’all got your shit on fleek? Keeping it 100 and/or trill? Great! Good to hear! Keep on keepin’ on, brothers and sisters! Ellis didn’t realize Pet Sematary had dead cats being buried and coming back as zombie cats. Why you gotta go burying dead pets and kids on sacred ground when you know them shits are coming back all evil and zombified? Big surprise here, Tully has never seen it. Ellis has been waiting for his kakoozie and pool to be all cleaned and working. He’s really been waiting for the kakoozie dude, but kakoozie dude was lollygagging and shit. Continue reading
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Show recap for Tuesday 6/16/2015
omfg..currently typing this on my iPhone on my lunch break with one finger while I try and eat yogurt at the same time…just in case you were wondering ;)
so, getting right on in and down to it..Ellis surprised us all by opening the show with a new intro that was slightly terrible but also slightly alright with a healthy mix of genuinely good. Ellis and Tully didn’t think it was all that bad, but Jude thought it was pretty terrible, but a good starting point. The big points for fucking it up go to that big ol’ Hollywood type Producer that was supposed to be the bees fucking knees who didn’t take notes on the second song that the intro was supposed to roll into from the warrior song. But then again..can we really expect all that much from Bees Knees Man? I mean..bees don’t have fucking knees.
They talked about a bunch of random but somehow related things for a while ranging from undies (Ellis didn’t use to wear them until Under Armour and the Pouch- aka Sexiest Thing Ever/Modern Day Codpiece), Tully and Jude’s absolute indifference to pets and the people who think that they’re evil because of it and, HOLY SHIT IS THST A RACCOON RIDING AN ALLIGATOR?! The animal kingdom has finally started working together and now the next species that will become extinct is the almighty Human cause if raccoons are riding alligators, ladies and gentleman- We are well and truly fucked.
Now for a commercial break/psa: if you’re reading this at anytime before Wednesday before like 10pm eastern time..this was as far as I got on my lunch break, please check back after 10 for the completed recap!! All you others, guess what, you’re not really reading this! If you are..please contact me via Instagram or Twitter and share your tricks for breaking the time space continuum cause this paragraph will be deleted from the finished recap. Coming up…some EM XI talk, some fuck the NHL and their willingness to overlook their players’ murderous tendencies talk, and special guest Tyrese and his bag of kettle chips!
Show Re-Cap for Monday 6/15/2015
Your mom sure seems excited about the show.
Here we are again, for our rendezvous. Let’s see if Tully is still sick or he has passed it back to Ellis. Will Dingo be there? Has Andrew farted since the tragedy known as FartGate2015? Will Will impose his will on anyone’s last will and testament? Neither Tully or Ellis sound sick so far. I don’t hear any Dingo. Nor do I hard Andrew the Farter. We will have to wait to see what’s up with Will. Ellis went to the Gay Pride Awards, where he received several awards for not being gay. Continue reading
Show Re-Cap for Friday 6/12/2015
Welcome back to the Friday-ish recap. I’ve been struggling to stay alive for the last three weeks choking on dust and driving a truck that doesn’t have any AC in Phoenix. I’m lucky I haven’t spontaneously combusted. I was unable to listen to the first half of the show but this is how my heat stroked brain thinks it went. Continue reading
Show Re-Cap for Thursday 6/11/2015
First and foremost, may I say Rest In Power to the legendary sir Christopher Lee. He starred in over 200 films, made symphonic metal albums in his 90’s, and was one of Winston Churchill’s most elite Nazi hunters. He was Dracula, the Man with the Golden Gun, Count Dooku, and the dark wizard Saruman. An absolute legend if there ever was one. Thank you, good sir, for all that you’ve done. They don’t make them like that anymore, and that’s exactly the point Ellis started today’s show off with. TRANSITION, BITCHES! Bet you thought I couldn’t pull that one off, eh? Continue reading