Did you hear Mickey Rourke had a fight?
Welcome back! And we’re outta here! How many of those could you pull off before everyone got fed up with that? So, everyone’s back after the long Thanksgiving holiday. Dingo is busy at the news desk, prepping some UFC news for the show. Andrew The Giant is busy in the greenroom, eating food after raping and pillaging over the the holidays. Continue reading
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Jason Ellis is him, not you, and he knows that because he is him and you may not be quite knowing of that because you are you and may kind of want to be him, and you know what, he can only be happy as he is him and as he is him in certain pants. Am I right, ladies and gentleman? Boom. Big Daddy Jayce Cakes knows the pants that he’s happy in and he knows there are people that are happy in pants that are unlike his happy pants but that’s because society and life shapes us all into the types of pants that we like and that become our happy pants. So you, over there, be happy in your constant sweatpants because those are your happy pants and I will be over hear in my skinny jeans because these are my happy pants. I am not a person who wears sweatpants in public…sweatpants are not my happy pants. My ass is not fabulous and lusciously defined in sweatpants like they are in skinny jeans. But, we’re not really gonna talk about me and my fucking amazing ass, because Ellis isn’t talking about my ass (no matter how much he should be). Tully is totally on board with what Ellis is saying about happy pants and extends it further to include hoodies because Tully Continue reading
Did Dingo just say he was in a bed with Taylor Swift?
Monday. We all dread them, but there are things to look forward to – like this lovely, entertaining, insightful, downright awesome recap. The 80’s could last for centuries and you can see the 80’s trends coming back, especially with Taylor Swift’s new album. Dingo was in a bed with Taylor Swift and nearly burned down Kelly Osbourne’s house this past weekend. At 28-years-young, Dingo did some serious drinking, he was trashed by 8 o’clock. After getting back from partying later that night, Dingo found a BBQ chicken pizza and decided to cook that shit. Then he found some ice cream and decided to eat that shit too. But he was still hungry so he grabbed a mini pizza and put that shit in the oven and then promptly fell asleep. He woke up with Kelly wearing oven mitts, holding this smoked out pizza clit in from of his face. Whoops. Dingo is co-signing for Taylor Swift, both on and off-air he has nothing but nice things to say about her. Tully has a crush on her. Continue reading
Texans just can’t stop talking about how big everything they have is. I wonder if they’re over-compensating for something……..please don’t shoot me. Continue reading