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Overviews & re-caps of broadcasts from The Jason Ellis Show.

Show Re-Cap for Monday 12/8/2014

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What should I do tonight? Fuck or start a fire? How about both!

It’s Monday, LA is on fire, and Will has not been arrested yet. But will he be indicted? Ellis has his glasses on today so he’s feeling smarter, but he forgot to take his Alpha Brain so it evens out. He’s got a stinging sensation in and on his ass, those roids are flaring up again. When he went to the desert, he had a roid actually come out of his ass, leaving behind all his roid friends who remained inside his ass. Slashing, popping, injecting, gaping, it was full on roid day for Ellis’ ass – and it’s all on video. People are podcasting, man. A lot of podcasting people would love to have a show on Sirius XM, but they don’t. Continue reading →

Show Re-Cap for Friday 12/5/2014

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Here’s the Friday recap, I’m sick, it sucks, fuckin deal with it fucking jerkoff asshole face.

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They talked about Ellismania stuff like Jason’s Master Blaster Fight. UFC 181 is this weekend. Or today. Or yesterday. Depending on when I get this done. They talked about their kids and how they’re little people of their own and how they’re all awesome and shit. Mike Jasper gave his opinions for the Master Blaster fight. Something about the Santas of the Caribbean in Anaheim and it sucks. Continue reading →

Show Re-cap for 12/3/2014

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Hello and welcome to another exciting Wednesday recap of the Jason Ellis show. Now get your fingers out of your ass and sit the fuck down. We almost didn’t have a show today because California, apparently, isn’t equipped to deal with rain. And by rain, I mean light drizzle. Speaking of weak pussies, Tully thinks women don’t bust nuts as good as men do. That is to say the quality of the nuts they are busting aren’t comparable, and therefore you don’t hear of women jackin off to catch a nut when they are bored. As you would expect, in true Ellisfam fashion, the calls lit up with girls who say they rub a nut out before they go to work, before they go to sleep and they do NUT HARD. So those chicks are out there, and remember, if you don’t have very good orgasms, their is something wrong with your vagina and/or the things you are sticking in it. Continue reading →

Show re-cap for Tuesday 12/2/2014

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Look guys…I got the day of the week right!!!! Woohoo!!! Yay for Jenny, she da bestest!!! *smears blood and semen on chest* Bloodmagic, motherfuckers, see what it can do!!!! Don’t worry, you’ll understand that in a few paragraphs, at which point I recommend returning to that sentence, reading it again, and laughing a bit at how awesome I am. Booms. For days.

Ellis and Tully open up the show today talking a little bit about the upcoming Ellismania 10: See Men Fight because even though it’s next year…it’s really only like two and a half months away. I mean, I know that when they got right into it I was like, ‘wtf…they’re already deep into talking about the logistics and the training and what it?’ But then the rational part of my brain (which was being a slow, lazy chunka grey matter today) was like, yo bitch…shits gonna be here before you even know it! Ellis is getting in to training mode because he’s feeling fat since he prolly weighs about five or so pounds heavier than he likes, and Tully is talking about who he should fight since Madchild is going to be on tour during EMX and therefore will be unavailable to scrap with our favorite Continue reading →