Happy Thursday to all you beautiful people, and hello to the rest of you ugly fucks. Sirius has gifted us today by completely rebuilding their app with a completely new design. So far most people don’t like it, I’m one of them but I’m figuring to out but we will all have to give it time to see if it works better or if it’s just a bit of lipstick on a pigs butthole. Continue reading
Ellis is back after a long three day weekend. If you didn’t know he was out in Elsinore racing his ass off. He told us how he was a race car driver and he drove so goddamned fast. He never did win no checkered flag but he never did come in last. He said while he was a race car driver he’d say “El Sob number one” with a Bocephus sticker on his 442 he’d light ’em up just for fun. But his next race won’t be for a while though. Continue reading
On today’s super special show Ellis, Tully, and the sound check guy are broadcasting live from the UFC 184 weigh-ins at the Staple Center. They are excited one two one two to be here for the first time and have a lot of one two one two guests lined up. Continue reading
Happy #ThrowBackThursday! Today I’m throwin it way back to a few hours ago when Ellis opened the show by looking into the hole after a strenuous tit workout that left his man boobs sore and hard as steel. But that;a what men do, workout their tits! The discussion somehow turned to Rocky and actors playing boxers playing athletes and not really being anything of the sort. Pretty much just a bunch of pussies with boxing gloves on. Tully’s bitch ass neighbor has a bunch of rocks in her yard and gets her panties in a 
twist every time a single piece gets moved out of place, mainly because shes a mean old witch and Tully is trying to reinforce this with his own loin seed. someday this child will know that retaliation is a lot of work but in the end it is always worth it. If this is the only thing that Tully teaches his kid this will be it as he tramples through the mediocrity on his way to success. Or getting his ass kicked, whichever comes first. Continue reading
Happy hump day all you herpe whores. Ellis is working out making himself bigger, faster, 
and stronger by working so hard that he’s throwing up in his own mouth. Plus throwing up is an incredible ab workout. Andrew thinks vag sex hurts chicks and that’s why they scream so much. Also he thinks that the clitoris is a mythical tale told to make guys think that women actually have orgasms. Continue reading