Happy hump day all you herpe whores. Ellis is working out making himself bigger, faster, 
and stronger by working so hard that he’s throwing up in his own mouth. Plus throwing up is an incredible ab workout. Andrew thinks vag sex hurts chicks and that’s why they scream so much. Also he thinks that the clitoris is a mythical tale told to make guys think that women actually have orgasms. Continue reading
Happy Birthday Cliff Burton!!! Hopefully I’m spelling that right cause I’m too lazy to Google right now and…yup…that’s that..Happy Birthday I am too lazy to google the correct spelling of your name!!! God, I’m kind of a bitch. But i have nice boobs and a great ass and I can do a shoulder stand on my bed while Hubbs eats my pussy at 3 in the morning cause core strength is a thing and mula bandha, motherfuckers.
As most of you already know, February 6th was Will’s birthday and the guys got him a gift that they thought he’d really, really love. That gift? A lap dance from Dillion Harper, Will’s fantasy crush. The Fuck Lord himself was caught a little off guard and in no time developed the dreaded “guy cramps.” You’ve no doubt heard the original full audio of the event by now, but for “scientific” purposes, our pal Mr. X required some editing to get to the essential parts. Warning: I am not responsible for how many longer lasting, higher volume, extremely potent wads you may shoot as a result of this audio. You might want to have an emergency contact ready to go on speed dial in case you experience dizziness, heart palpitations, or severe dehydration. And for Barry’s sakes, have your wad towel at the ready.
“Hold up! ERRRRRRR! UHH… ARR… ARR! WHAT? C’mon!” ~DMX
Who starts a recap with some DMX speak? This guy! Look, I don’t give it shit if it makes sense or not. You’re missing the point here. It’s DMX, man! Anyway, let’s see what the show has in store for us today and if I hear 1 word in particular, y’all gonna make me lose my mind up in hurr, up in hurr. See what I did there? So what’s the one word I was talking about? “Grammys” If I hear that fuckin word and you’re not talking about your grandmother, I’ll… I don’t know what I’ll do. But you will ALL pay for it, I can promise you that much! Continue reading
It’s Friday and everyone is busy telling social media how much they don’t give a fuck, and we here at NYA are usually no different. But today is special. Today is the birthday of someone you all know and love. Today is a day to give a fuck and celebrate. But keep it quiet…not everyone knows…and we’re planning a surprise…so let’s keep it for the end.