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EllisFam Interviews

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I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

Julie Z (@Harachoka)

  1. Where do you live? Dallas, Texas
  2. What is your occupation? Admin assistant and just got appointed the Financial Committee head for my roller derby league(it is a full time job too!)
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. Well let’s see…… My name is Julie and I’m awesome. I’m 30 years old and living a good life. No babies and never been married. I love everybody and very easy going. I play roller derby so I do have a little competitive streak in me. I’m a middle child, have no sense of smell from a skate boarding accident, love snow boarding and love my family.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? Geeeeez louise, let me think. I’m going to guess going on about 4 or so years now. It took me awhile to get onto Twitter and ellismania.  It was about a year or so ago, because I finally wanted to meet some of the names I’ve heard forever!
  5. How did you discover TJES? I started using Sirius radio when Howard came over in 2006. I originally listened to the punk station and then eventually started listening to Faction for the music. Eventually I started catching more and more of the show. Fell in love with them and started listening to the whole show.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? The characters I have grown to know and love. When I first started listening I loved how Jason would help a lot of his callers through hard times. My father passed away at a young age, so I felt his sincerity when he talked about his brother and father dying. I also have grown to love the Ellisfam and it’s many different characters.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? Well I’ve definitely made some good friends from the connection from the show. Over the years I think they’ve made me feel more comfortable in my own skin. I guess that’s part of getting older too, but their goofiness/brashness/kindness has made me feel easier about my own personality. I live life to the fullest and feel that’s what Jason says on a daily basis. I just love the show and feel like I’m hanging out with good friends.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? I got voted “Miss Congeniality” by my league last year! ;)

Alicia (@CiaraSunshine)

  1. Where do you live? Edmonton, Alberta
  2. What is your occupation? Waitress (reformed stripper)
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. I am 27. Engaged, Ex drug addict, beauty queen under dog
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? 3 hil-arious years
  5. How did you discover TJES? My ex lent me his car with satelite radio. He was always afraid I would cheese him out to Ellis for being an un accountable dick.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? Ellis is a motivator, Tully is soo funny and I have a soft spot for RawDog after EM7
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? Ellis has driven home the point of accountability and self respect. Through his everyday rants and great perspective on life. Plus training for EM7 got me hooked on boxing so my mind and body are more fit thanks to TJES
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? I might not be on twitter enough or make it to some of the meets but I will never miss Ellismania. I am getting married during this years event and cannot wait to solidify the relationships I made. Love #ellisfam

Thank you

If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.

Show Re-cap For Monday 7/9/2012

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Guess who… it’s me, bitPimps! I’m back and ready to lick you where you shit, you motherfuckers! Did you all miss me? You better have. EllisMania 8 is this coming weekend, some of you will be there in Vegas, some of you will be watching on PPV on Ellismania8.com, and some of you will be living vicariously through others. The god-damned A6K is being worked on again, one can only hope that means that it is being turned into a port-a-potty. Ellis has been looking at places to rent and is pretty much letting his 7 year-old daughter pick out the place, so most likely it’s going to have some kick ass shit that kicks all kinds of asses. Rawdog is still putting his penis inside of a girl’s vagina on a pretty regular basis, so shout out to that stud muffin. Ellis still has a hole in his dick from blue balling a whore about a month ago, before getting back with Katie. And dry hand jobs are fucking 6th grade bullshit, and that’s all there is to it.

If you watched the UFC this weekend, you saw Chael lose to Silva. I’d feel like a fucking moron if I talked as much shit as Chael and then lost. Equally, I’d feel the same way if Steven Seagal was part of my fucking entourage and shit. Speaking of Steven Seagal, he looked like Steven Van Zandt, he looked fucking ridiculous. This was Tito’s last fight before retiring, and looks like he made the right choice because he lost his fight against Forrest. In other fight news, a rapper beat up another rapper, amazing right? The Game apparently threw fists at 40 Glocc, and there were a lot of n-bombs thrown as well – but nobody got shot son, so according to Ice Cube, it was a good day. Canada is banning foreign strippers in favor of home grown, beady eyed, whiter than rice on a paper plate in a snow storm, women. I predict the one strip club in Canada will be going back to trading furs and pelts within the next arriving Nor’easter. Oh, and in preparation for his fight with Ruby Renegade, Rawdog will not smoke any pot until after the fight, he’ll just eat pot. Way to put the hammer down and take thing seriously, my man!

Apparently some softballers are into TJES, a whole gaggle of them are listening at any given time so just be aware of that. Some dumb bitch with big tits from Australia turned herself into authorities after trying to commit robbery. I’m not sure why I even repeated that, it’s not news or noteworthy, I mean besides her having big tits. I guess what it boils down to here is that if you have nice tits, I’ma talk about ya. Why do I get the feeling that watching the Playboy channel is like watching Cinemax? Neither have money shots, so basically it’s like going to a strip club and getting a boner and leaving with blue balls, only a lot worse. Would you blow your best friend if they really, really, wanted it and begged you for it, and they were in a really tough spot? I didn’t think so, by the way, I’m not sure our friendship is working out anymore. Just kidding. We’ll always be more than friends, we’re digital lovers. One thing that is no joke, it’s the meat curtains your mom has for pussy lips. They starred in the movie Rocky, in the meat locker scene, getting punched by Rocky. OH!