Show Re-cap For Thursday 5/17/2012

Ones fear often can be debilitating and incredibly difficult to overcome.  However today we learned a simple, rather effective solution to this fear, get punched in the face.  Yes folks it’s that simple, just go to your local gym or boxing center and find the biggest guy there and have him punch you in the face.  According to Jason Ellis this is the only method that he uses. This message has been brought to you by your local Rhinoplasty Center.  Ellis is taking the A6K to West Coast Customs today and it will be very interesting to see what the guys will do with it.  My guess is that it is going to be the loudest truck on Sunset Blvd as it blasts the Sponge Bob song. Gangsta.

Quinton “Rampage” Jackson came into the studio today.  He has his very own app out on the market that “measures the strength of your punch.”  I understand that there is a lot of development, and research that goes into such a scientific device, but when Rawdog gets a respectable score with his spaghetti arm girl punches, I become a bit suspicious. After the discussion about the app and all is wonderment the talk naturally turned to MMA, MMA fighters, and other MMA stuff. If your a die hard MMA fan then you should definatly catch the replay in the morning.

Gay rights was discussed on the show today also and Ellis, Tuly, and Josh would like to make shirts to support gay rights with the procedes going to the cause. The biggest question was, “What should they say?”  This was another shining moment for the EllisFam to flex and off they went. There were many great ideas, some funny, some gross, and some that I wish I never heard. It was great.  The favorite pick was “Maraige is gay” which came in strong at the end to win it all. Congratulations for wining nothing who ever you are but thank you for playing.

My phone app kept repeating the show right before final calls, but I’m sure I didn’t miss much.  It also appears that Crazy Slut Magazine is now on Twitter (Yes, I’ve been under a rock). I highly reccomend following them, unless your worried about seeing your mom on the cover. Don’t worry, it not Disgusting Vaginas With Syphilis Magazine, OH!

Joe Rogan shouts “Red Dragons” on the Ice House Chronicles podcast – 5/16/12

On episode 29 of IHC the discussion turned to dolphins and ended with a spontaneous “Red Dragons!” from Joe Rogan. Where’d that come from? Take a listen. (Thanks to @Will_DBeast for the tip!)


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Ice House Chronicles #29 – Full Episode

Joe Rogan – “Red Dragons!”

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Show Re-cap For Wednesday 5/16/2012

Welcome to another late night edition of the Jason Ellis Show Re-Cap, tonight I am your host, Az_Redragon.  So just sit back and enjoy as you read this tale of excitement and woe.  I just realized that I’m not sure what woe means, who am I kidding? Heres the fucking recap that all you fucking fuckers fucking wanted. Damn, 4 fucks in one scentence, not bad. Someone had been stealing shit out of Jason’s truck at the apartments and hes getting tired of it, so tired that he wants to fight them all, at the same time.  He also said the the guys from West Coast Customs want to do some work on his truck.  As Tully said, the best thing they could do is put it back to stock, but how you gonna watch TV on a projection screen at the beach when its stock? That is whack!  They also talked about Ellis’s apperance on Dr Drews show and solidified his position as a Boobologist.

The greatest ass in the world is probably attached to a girl you’ve never heard of and never will.  Otherwise the opinion on worlds greates ass is up for debate whether you like a bubble butt, flat ass, junk in the trunk, or just something to hang on to while your giving her the ol’ in n out.

Jack Black and Kyle Gass of Tenacious D came into the studio today and things seemed to start off a little rocky.  It seemed to take Jack and Kyle a minute to get used to Jason’s straight to the point hard ass interviewing but soon enough everyone fell into a groove and the interview slowly turned into Jack asking Jason about D!D!D!  He listened to a few songs and seemed genuinly impressed.  There might be an actual chance that Tenacious D and Death Death Die will do a show together.  This would be the greatest show sinse yer mum performed in the donkey show in Tijuana, you remember, its the one where the donkey wouldn’t stop crying, OH!

Mystery guest? – 2/21/12

If you listened to the Steven Tyler interview the other day, Will Pendarvis revealed that Donald Schultz was the catalyst to get him over into the SiriusXM studios. Let’s listen back to that day.

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Bonus: The Steven Tyler interview