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Show re-cap for Tuesday 11/25/2014

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Jason Ellis is him, not you, and he knows that because he is him and you may not be quite knowing of that because you are you and may kind of want to be him, and you know what, he can only be happy as he is him and as he is him in certain pants. Am I right, ladies and gentleman? Boom. Big Daddy Jayce Cakes knows the pants that he’s happy in and he knows there are people that are happy in pants that are unlike his happy pants but that’s because society and life shapes us all into the types of pants that we like and that become our happy pants. So you, over there, be happy in your constant sweatpants because those are your happy pants and I will be over hear in my skinny jeans because these are my happy pants. I am not a person who wears sweatpants in public…sweatpants are not my happy pants. My ass is not fabulous and lusciously defined in sweatpants like they are in skinny jeans. But, we’re not really gonna talk about me and my fucking amazing ass, because Ellis isn’t talking about my ass (no matter how much he should be).  Tully is totally on board with what Ellis is saying about happy pants and extends it further to include hoodies because Tully Continue reading →

Show Re-Cap for Monday 11/24/2014

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Did Dingo just say he was in a bed with Taylor Swift?

Monday. We all dread them, but there are things to look forward to – like this lovely, entertaining, insightful, downright awesome recap. The 80’s could last for centuries and you can see the 80’s trends coming back, especially with Taylor Swift’s new album. Dingo was in a bed with Taylor Swift and nearly burned down Kelly Osbourne’s house this past weekend. At 28-years-young, Dingo did some serious drinking, he was trashed by 8 o’clock. After getting back from partying later that night, Dingo found a BBQ chicken pizza and decided to cook that shit. Then he found some ice cream and decided to eat that shit too. But he was still hungry so he grabbed a mini pizza and put that shit in the oven and then promptly fell asleep. He woke up with Kelly wearing oven mitts, holding this smoked out pizza clit in from of his face. Whoops. Dingo is co-signing for Taylor Swift, both on and off-air he has nothing but nice things to say about her. Tully has a crush on her. Continue reading →

Show re-cap for Tuesday 11/18/2014

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You know what’s funny…I never remember my fucking password to get into this site. I mean…every goddamn week I have to try three times before I get it right. Maybe I just thrive on the pressure and the tidbit of adrenaline I feel when the little red text pops up that says I only have one more try before it locks me out for four hours. Or maybe…maybe I’m just too damn blonde for my own good. I totally got locked out once and had to switch my password. It was not awesome. But anyway….welcome to your Tuesday recap of The Jason Ellis Show brought to you by some twacky blonde with marginally large boobs and a wonderful ass (which got grabbed so many times at the HorseForce NYC show…you’re welcome guys…and girls ;)

Ellis is having penis problems! Dun dun dunnnnnnnn! No…not really…but lately more than ever Ellis has been noticing that his penis has a wide range of sizes. Ellis isn’t really off-put by his fluctuating penis size (he’s more perturbed by trying to say ‘fluctuate’ actually) but he has in fact noticed. Continue reading →

Show Re-Cap for Monday 11/17/2014

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Wow! Will is not amused with you crackas.

Holy hell, it’s Monday again. What a day it’s been so far, Jeebus. Do bears know they smell like shit? Do horses always smell like shit? Dingo takes two shits per day. There’s some movie James Franco wrote that has a guy shitting in the woods, wiping his ass with a stick, and fucking dead women. Dark and twisted movies are right up Ellis & Dingo’s alley, it’s inspired Ellis to want to make more movies. The guys relived filming of The Woodsman and how much of a great time they had, laughing, getting lost, and watching Christian get mad at Rawdog. Will reminded Ellis that a lot more people are listening than he thinks and that a lot of those people don’t even know what EllisMania is. Continue reading →