Show Recap for Friday 3/13/2015

It’s Friday the 13th…for the second month in a row.  Ooh, Spooky!  Saturday is pi day. (3.14 get it?)  Ooh, Interesting!  It’s also #WGAFF…and the crew here is feeling it too.  So you get me again, the NYA utility fielder, pulling a doubleheader.  And it’s raining no fucks given so this is gonna get sloppy and be all over the place and end very abruptly.  Just like yer mum’s last abortion.  Yeah, it’s gonna be like that today.   Continue reading

Show re-cap for Tuesday 11/18/2014

You know what’s funny…I never remember my fucking password to get into this site. I mean…every goddamn week I have to try three times before I get it right. Maybe I just thrive on the pressure and the tidbit of adrenaline I feel when the little red text pops up that says I only have one more try before it locks me out for four hours. Or maybe…maybe I’m just too damn blonde for my own good. I totally got locked out once and had to switch my password. It was not awesome. But anyway….welcome to your Tuesday recap of The Jason Ellis Show brought to you by some twacky blonde with marginally large boobs and a wonderful ass (which got grabbed so many times at the HorseForce NYC show…you’re welcome guys…and girls ;)

Ellis is having penis problems! Dun dun dunnnnnnnn! No…not really…but lately more than ever Ellis has been noticing that his penis has a wide range of sizes. Ellis isn’t really off-put by his fluctuating penis size (he’s more perturbed by trying to say ‘fluctuate’ actually) but he has in fact noticed. Continue reading

Oderus Urungus Interviews

With the sad news of the passing of Gwar frontman Oderus Urungus (Dave Brockie) on Sunday evening, we’re stepping back in time to hear his appearances on The Jason Ellis Show. All of which end up being hilarious, even Tully can’t contain himself and is driven to laughter by Oderus, along with all of us listeners.

Oderus Urungus: First Visit / Dude, Am I a Slut? – 7/24/2009

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Oderus Urungus & Balsac the Jaws of Death with Dude, Is It Gay? – 8/4/2009

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Gwar on Joan Rivers