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Show Re-Cap for Monday 3/23/2015

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You’re going to stop reading after 1.

You feel that? Can ya feel me balls tightening as I’m inside of you? That’s right, I’m putting the sexy back into Monday. Okay, not really. But it’s the thought that counts, right? Did you all catch Rude Jude on the Howard Stern show today? You’d be a lot cooler if you did. Dingo is back in studio today, you probably heard him already though. Ellis isn’t down with pimps and ho’s anymore, he thinks he done with prostitutes, but that’s his brain talking, we’ll see what his dick has to say about it when it wakes up. Continue reading →

Show Recap for Friday 3/20/2015

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Jason Ellis is looking forward to “having a monster in his pants” for the weekend and wonders if Eminem really is gay.  Fuck if I know or even care, but now that fucking song is stuck in my head.  Along with images of Young Wing and Slim Shady aggressively  pounding it out prison-style like sweaty Neo-Nazis as Rihanna is strapped onto a Hitachi and screaming in high-pitched delight while squirting ladyjizz across the room and onto their glistening tatted bodies.  Tully estimates that Eminem is 30% gay.  NYA is happy to provide the other 70.  Welcome to the Friday recap, you’re stuck with me again.  Prepare your sphincters for some bullet points.   Continue reading →

Show Re-Cap for Tuesday 3/17/2015

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Tully’s wife knows to keep quiet on St. Patrick’s Day.

Hey, it’s a Two’fer Tuesday! You got me on Monday, now you get me again today. Luck you! Unlucky part of this is that I’ll be missing pieces of the show here and there. But that shouldn’t be much of a problem, it is St. Patrick’s Day, so I assume most of you are drunk already. We know Tully has some Irish roots, and after some DNA testing, we now know Ellis too has some Irish heritage in him. Cumtard is half cum and half Irish. One of The Beatles was an Irish bastard. AC/DC were some Irish bastards. Larry Bird, Magic Johnson, Shaq, all of them – Irish bastards. Continue reading →

Show Re-Cap for Monday 3/16/2015

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Nana Ellis

Top of the afternoon to you! It’s Monday, there’s a live show, the white boy is back, and therefore there’s a fresh re-cap for your ass. Ellis feels pretty glorious, he’s facing massive decisions, but everything is going to be okay. It could be worse. Verne Troyer is most likely going to die – unlike M&M’s. They’ll live forever. Jesus isn’t real, but you keep trying to guilt trip yourself into believing he exists. Metallica is real though. Wilson purchased a budget puppet for Ellis to use while he’s revealing things he maybe shouldn’t – it’s a Devil puppet. First confession from Devil puppet? Ellis is trying to have sex with Katie but she’s on her period and he’s not into it, there’s blood, there’s mood swings, all that shit man. Continue reading →