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Show Re-cap For Thursday 9/20/2012

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Who gets tired of titties?

Guess who again? That’s right, filling in for my colleague who is indisposed at the moment, but not to worry! The lawyer said there’s not enough evidence to hold him much longer and until there’s a trial, he can have limited contact with the general public. We started the show off with some DogCenter with Dingo and Tully, while we waited for Ellis to get his ass in the studio – topics included tits and ass. Titties are fucking awesome, but you already knew that. And if titties weren’t covered, you might not like them as much. HAHHAHAHAAA! Yeah, right. According to some callers, going around topless is legal – except if you cause some kind of commotion. Take that with a grain of salt, remember, these are callers we’re talking about here. All I know is way more chicks should go around topless, I think everyone would be in a way better mood – do it for the children of tomorrow, today!

While you were talking about celebrities…

Ellis had to go to the hospital for a massive needle in the side of his ass, his ex-wife hates him and won’t pick up her phone, and he had to drop the kiddies off at school and shit – so that’s why he was late. Driving an hour and half in traffic blows. Also, it sucks to suck, but it rules to rule. The guys were reminiscing about EllisMania 8, even while Forrest Griffin was beating the shit out of DanOD5, Danny still took Alicia and Tully to school, and Dingo just about died because he was puking for 20 minutes. Fiona Apple, who’s kinda hot, got arrested for possession of hash. Amanda Bynes, who suffers from butterface, got kicked out of her gym class. Paris Hilton, who’s basically a walking herpes purse, was recorded saying most gay men have AIDS and are “disgusting”. DMX, who’s not hot, ain’t havin’ none of that Google shit. And Dingo, after being taunted about his manliness from Tully, proved he was man enough to rape Rawdog by um, raping him.

Kill me now, or yourself. Either way.

Rawdog came up with a new game called “Name that tune, chopped and screwed”, but there had to be a pot of money for the winner to receive. He put in $5 bucks, but refused to put one more dollar in the pot – so we got the silent treatment while Rawdog was made to feel like a greedy person of a specific ancestry. It took awhile for everyone, besides Rawdog, to get into the game – and they seemed to miss some super easy ones, but nailed the harder ones – Ellis ended up winning the pot, $9 whole dollars. Pendarvis got his Wolfknives name today, as voted on by the listeners, and I believe “Jizz Cult” ended up as the winner. I was going to give you the top 10, but the online player apparently no longer allows me to step back in time – so I missed what they were while driving home and hitting the liquor store. But it’s all good – you’re not even reading this far. So do you remember how Octomom received an offer of $10,000 to pose for some magazine? Your mom got the same offer, but from National Geographic. OH!

Show Re-cap For Thursday 9/6/2012

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Welcome back, I knew you’d come back, they always come back. If things are too good for too long you will start to get sloppy, like a fat kid eating Manwiches. You gotta keep your edge and always be on your toes. Real World star and BFF to Lil Wayne, Dingo, was in the studio to grace us with his comedic presence and talked about the kind of things that you just don’t talk about, one of the new Real World cast members is secretly gay. I know, what a shocker right? I thought they all were gay, guess that surprised the shit out of me. Dana White did an interview for Fuel TV where he said, well I don’t know what he said, but here, you can see for yourself. Big Daddy Jas Cakes is thinking about becoming a professional wrestler now, its decent money, great dental plan, and oh yeah, its fake so you really don’t have to be that good or strong. But throwing dudes through tables is still awesome, fake or not.

Special guest in the studio today, Toll (Not sure if I spelled that right). I’m not real sure who he is or what he does but apparently he is tearing up the Instagram scene like a mother fucker on fire wearing rollerblades going downhill. He told Ellis how to up his followers and gave him tips and tricks. I would go into more detail but apparently Instagram doesn’t think that butt cracks are an acceptable subject peice in photography so I have boycotted them until they again allow crack. SAY YES TO CRACK, Instagram.

After today’s poetry and green drink session Raw Dog had the pleasure of a little scrotal massage by way of spikey nut ring and RC car. Lucky him. The car went, he screamed like a girl, I laughed, all is right in the world. Want to go Kayaking? Want to meet Russel Crow? Well now’s your lucky chance, just remember to bring a flare gun or something because your asses are getting lost. MC Tumble Bum’s girlfriend wants them to get a puppy together. Calm down. I can wait for you to stop yelling. There that’s better. The guys gave him a good going over and told him that it is a crazy idea and that there is no way in hell that they should do that. Thankfully Josh agreed and texted her back saying no. But I think the part that creeped me out the most is how he kept calling  her “Babe.”

RawDogs first puppy picture.

Trevor is a woman with a dude in her, wait I’m not done, but the dude is gay so that makes Trevor a woman with a dudes name that still takes the dick. However Trevor, the chick dude chick, had a baby and now wants to teach breast feeding classes and they hold her him Trevor that they don’t allow dudes. To be honest this story confused the fuck out of everyone and I only included it to take up the space that was ruined by final calls. Surprise surprise, final calls sucked more that yer mum during one of her charity visits to the homeless shelter, OH!

The Expendables 1 & 2 – 12/10, 8/12

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This past weekend J.Ellis was invited by Sam Rubin/KTLA to a screening of “The Expendables 2” and the following junket.

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The Expendables 2 – 8/6/12

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The Expendables 2 – 8/7/12

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So, over the past 2 days they’ve talked about the movie and the actors for nearly 45min. That’s a lot of talk and praise for a sequel.

Now let’s go back in the archives and see how J.Ellis liked the original “The Expendables”…

The Expendables – 12/21/10

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Hmmm, you think getting some TV time effected Mr. Hollywood’s opinion? ;-)

Show Re-cap For Monday 8/6/2012

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Now that Ellis is back from vacation and show is once again live, so is this mu’fuggin’ re-cap, you thug-ass, gangster-ass, bitches. Let’s just get right into it and start this bitch off like Super Fly TNT. Well that was the plan, but as the show started off, Ellis asked why us moron’s listen to him because he stuck M&M’s in his dick, oh and we’re obsessed and psychotic! Kind of sounds like a downer, if you didn’t know the show of course. It wasn’t a downer to me though, because I’m pumped up that the show is back and I can bombard twitter with my bullshit. He brought Tully (who had brunch next to Jeff Goldblum) back a gift from the duty free shop, a bottle of Johnny Walker green label. Ellis got a gift from @nickyknac, it was a painting of Rawdog. And all I got was this lousy blog. Sounds like Ellis got bombarded by people in Cabo, wanting him to do all sorts of activities as well as to buy some cocaine. Turns out the activities were good and the cocaine was bad. Ellis was getting recognized while on vacation, not by the locals, but by other tourists – most of whom recognized him from his appearances on The Howard Stern show. See, now that shit he said at the start of the show makes more sense (and now we’ve come full circle).

Ellis got to do some shit for KTLA where he had a chance to screen the new Expendables 2 movie and meet a few of the actors, such as Jean-Claude Van Damme, who claimed there was talk about a match with Georges St. Pierre. Everyone done barfing from laughing so hard? What a goddamned joke! Just because your old-ass plays a tough guy in a movie, doesn’t mean you’re really ready for some fighting action. According to Ellis, Dolph Lundgren has a big fuggin’ dome, and looks like he’s kind of a badass because of a scar he has somewhere on his face – but his nose is straight so he can’t be too bad – that or he’s rich enough for plastic surgery. There was talk about the UFC fights, which I haven’t gotten to see yet so I barely paid attention during that part, sorry. Hey, according to researchers – if your pupils are dilated like you’re tripping balls – it’s because you’re a homosexual. It’s science!

Ellis was banging Katie (while wearing his knee brace) on an outside bed when he heard somebody coming into their room. He jumps off her, she goes to talk to the dude with the quesadillas and he ends up slipping on the marble floor, tweaked his Mayhem knee and started screaming. The quesadilla man probably didn’t even flinch being that I’m sure he’s walked in on numerous people boning in their hotel room – at least that’s what I gather from reading the Letters To Penthouse articles. In other Katie news, Ellis lost a bet with Katie about his book being in a library. Sure enough, it was there – so she peed on his head. Now that’s a fucking bet for some “salty” characters. [insert laugh track] Rawdog was at the beach with his girlfriend, they’re both reading, and suddenly Rawdog starts experiencing pain in his thumb – it was a bee sting! Amazing story of courage, hope, and manliness.

Dingo was on the show today, he went to his older brother’s wedding in Australia, turns out his brother’s wedding turned into a bit of an intervention. Gotta love the family drama coming out at the best/worst times it possibly can. As bad as it sounds, the consensus seems to be that it was a good time for it to come about – at least in the sooner rather than later sense. Rawdog watched Cumtard drink his friend’s puss. Yup, I know you’re not surprised in the least, and neither am I. Apparently his friend got a really bad sunburn, to the point where his puss sack was leaking and that’s when Cumtard came into the scene. Not to be out-done, callers into the show resumed with their typical quality. Nobody can make a complete sentence or gather their thoughts long enough to spit out more than 2 words on a bunch of “uhhhh” shit. One of more of them tried to say something about Chick=fil-A’s secret seasoning or some shit, another few tried to ask “what’s the big deal?” about all of the latest Chick-fil-A news, and then I went to take a shit so I’m sure I missed something. And that about does it for this re-cap, the only thing left to do is congratulate you on your mother’s appearance in the Olympics. It must have been a real honor to see her fat ass as the helicopter in the opening sequence. OH!