Show Re-Cap for Wednesday 4/8/2015

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Getting that Devil’s Itch!

Happy Wolfknives Wednesday! I’m here to turd in your brain with words. Larry King will not be on the show today, but he was supposed to, so there’s that. Larry King and his 40th wife have a podcast together, which means that literally everyone now has a podcast. Larry King can’t go to the beach, he’ll get the Devil’s Itch. Sammy Sosa doesn’t go to the beach, he’ll get tan – like really, really tan. Somehow, this all spiraled off into urban legends and serial killers – I don’t know how the dots connected, but somehow that’s what happened. Discussion raged on about serial killers and serial killing, serial killers of today versus serial killers of serial killing past, and the future of serial killers doing their serial killing. This naturally progressed into a conversation about people driving like dicks and roll cages in cars with 5 point harnesses, which in turn lead the conversation to Fast & Furious 7, which lead to Adam Sandler and comedy movies. BOOM! The circle of life has been completed. Continue reading →

Show recap for Tuesday 4/7/15

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i mistakenly thought I’d have a ton more time to do this today..but effing work got in the stinking way!! God..fuck that noise.

Consider this a preview of what’s coming in the recap later on:

Ellis’ eyebrows are too long and he wants to be more punny

More self ass fucking

Rude Jude, a chastity belt, and ball kicking

Sam Schacher is as adorable as ever, making candles, being all ESPN-y and is gonna fight Kenda Perez at EM11 this October!! Holy awesome.

Sam decides to put makeup on Kevin and recommends he get a spray tan

Burt Kreisher is hilarious and would rather fuck a carrot than a cucumber but he has a god awful laugh that made me cringe every time I heard it.

Burt had a fall and thought he broke his back…but he sustained no injuries. At all.

Burt got to meet Tony Hawk and geeked out so hard, but got Tony to agree to be on his tv show.

Ellisfam, I swear this will be a proper recap in the very near future!!! It was a good show (in my humble opinion) life has just gotten in my way.

 

Show Re-Cap for Monday 4/6/2015

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Breaker, breaker… anyone got their ears on? 10-4 good buddies, we’re live, over. So what’s your 20? We’ve got a bear in the bushes on 70 at yardstick fuck your mother. Nobody is that excited to see Craig Ferguson, everyone in TV land is being sold a pack of lies. Dingo is here, he probably knows Craig Fergo. Ellis saw Furious 7 and loved it (Hotdog style) and says it’s a great movie for everyone. He and some black lady had a similar sense of humor because they ended up laughing at all the same shit. Rhonda Rousey was in the movie along with Vin “deep voice” Diesel, but she looked like shit. Ellis thinks Michelle Rodriguez is hot. Gross. Continue reading →

Australian Cocoa Puffs

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When Ellis was but a wee tike, he loved himself some breakfast cereals. Particularly, Australian Cocoa Puffs. You might be asking yourself, what makes American Cocoa Puffs different from Australian Cocoa Puffs? And the answer is simple. One is sugary chocolate goodness and the other is just plain old rabbit shit pellets.

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