Ellis supports prostitute entrepreneurship and so should you. No-strings-attached sex  is awesome. It’s freedom. It’s America, goddammit. You know what else is America? Punching people in the face. Ellis has gotten the itch to get back in the ring again and wants to fight in 2 years. Tully suggested he fights a UFC fighter who’s at the end of their career. A bunch of names got thrown out, but Ellis soon realized that was a bad idea and would most likely end up with his head separated from his body. Continue reading →

Welcome to the “I’m too busy to do this right so I’m half assing it” Wesnesday recap. I apologize but then again if you’re the kind of person who prefers fully assed recaps then you’re probably new here and I welcome you to our half assed site.

Ellis fucked himself. With his dick. In his butt. He didn’t cum but told himself that it wasn’t him, it was him. He understood but was still a little hurt and disappointed.

Dingo thinks J is dark like Cobaine but less heroiney. Continue reading →

Welcome to the all new digitally remastered recap for your listening enjoyment.
Ellis learned liver punches and now is a liver destrying force among such greats as Jack Daniels and Jose Cuervo. Continue reading →