Hey mongrels, welcome to another edition of “Branden had a long ass day and didn’t take any notes”, so this re-cap will be sponsored by @bitPimps twitter feed. Shout out to that son of a bitch. I promise you no withered old comedians blew up on Ellis because his kid’s band sucks. Nor were there any RC cars pulling, ripping or otherwise yarding on Cumtards genitalia, so it was a pretty uneventful day.

Dan Ballzarian from Ballzaria reportedly got arrested at LAX for bringing all the makin’s for TNT on the plane. The guys speculated on what exactly he was trying to explode, when they arrived on the conclusion that he intended to blow up his instagram feed because he is in fact a narcissistic psychopath. Speaking of balls, are you tired of your balls smelling? Me too, you stinky Jew, which is why you need some scented underpants that make you smell like Cinnabon. Tully dislikes that idea because it would remind him of waiting for a flight with shitty food around you. I think they are on the right track with this idea, although it could be improved by instead making a scented cork for your mom’s vagina so that when I jam my rod inside of her, it smells like a bowl of Cinnamon pinecones.

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