Ellis and his emotional ass are back for the last show of 2014. But don’t worry you can still get your fix because there’s going to be a very special Best Of 2014 for the next two weeks with a different show every morning and afternoon. Tully got presents for everyone but my app fucked up and decided I needed to hear The Madden Brothers. I’m starting to think this app doesn’t know me at all. Anyhow, back to Tully’s gifts, I’m pretty sure he just got everyone a box of dildos. Continue reading
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Show Re-Cap for Friday 12/12/2014
There might be torrential downpours in California, there might be biblical like flooding, sure some lady got distracted by her windshield wipers and caused a massive pile up on the 405 but all that doesn’t stop The Jason Ellis Show from bringing you the best radio on radio! Ellis has three balls, two between his thighs and one between his cheeks and had an ass period last night ruining his new undies. You ladies know his pain. Continue reading
Show Re-Cap for Friday 12/5/2014
Here’s the Friday recap, I’m sick, it sucks, fuckin deal with it fucking jerkoff asshole face.
They talked about Ellismania stuff like Jason’s Master Blaster Fight. UFC 181 is this weekend. Or today. Or yesterday. Depending on when I get this done. They talked about their kids and how they’re little people of their own and how they’re all awesome and shit. Mike Jasper gave his opinions for the Master Blaster fight. Something about the Santas of the Caribbean in Anaheim and it sucks. Continue reading
Show Re-cap for Thursday 11/20/2014
“The truth needs to be told. No you are should interview me. I’m ready to tell all. #JustSaying” – Jason Ellis
Ellis played soccer today with his kids at soccer practice and also with some of the other parents who didn’t look as old as Ellis but acted like they were way older. Jason and Tully talked about soccer a whole bunch and how it seems like every kid that’s not old enough to fuck is kicking a ball in a field somewhere. Soccer soccer soccer everyone has a boner about soccer, thanks England ya bunch of fucks! Is crap okay for kids to say? Can kids say crap without being crucified? in my opinion, yup, its O fucking K by me. Those little shits can say whatever fuckin shit comes outta their mouth, just so it’s not my kids. This topic drove the conversation to getting stuff off the internet, like the Vern Troyer blackout clip and Rich’s friend Ana Listing. Ellis is going to be in Austin tomorrow so if you’re there also you can find him somewhere and hang out. Want more info then don’t ask Ellis, just ask Austin Party Planner @JohnInAustin formerly known as @JohnInHouston. Continue reading
Show Re-Cap for Friday 11/14/2014
The white boy is back, not Ellis, me, this white boy. I haven’t wrote a recap in forever. Ellis injected his ass with air bubbles this morning so he might drop dead at any moment. I knew this guy who knew a guy who once put an air hose up his ass and died because the air squeezed his guts, that and he exploded so this shit is serious. What else is serious is Continue reading