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I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

ERiC (@ERiCtheBuLL)

  1. Where do you live? I live in Newark, Delaware.
  2. What is your occupation? I am a Financial Advisor.
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. I am Wolfknives member 1% Cocksucker. 24 years old. A dude. Grew up skateboarding. Vocalist/guitarist in Conqbine, a black/grime metal band. Into physical fitness and health largely because of the show. A big fan of rally racing and the Lucas Oil truck series.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? I have listened to Jason Ellis for about 3 years.
  5. How did you discover TJES? I bought a new car with a Sirius trial and found Ellis during day one of ownership. I’ve been hooked ever since!
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? The comedy of the show is a huge reason I listen every day. The show also makes me feel like I’m sitting around with a group of my friends just bullshitting. It’s got a laid back and down to earth vibe about it, while still having bits and segments to feel like a radio show.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? The show has changed a lot about me. It’s improved my shitty attitude for one. I noticed I started becoming more positive by listening to stuff Jason would say and looking at myself like “dude, you fucking do that! STOP IT!”. Halftime also got me back into working out. Sitting at a desk job and eating like shit, I got very out of shape. Since halftime has started, it threw me back into a 5 day per week workout routine and I’m eating much healthier. Somehow this radio show has gotten me off of my depressed ass and back to some sort of normalcy. RESPECT!
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? I hope to meet all of the guys on the show someday; just to thank them. They definitely help keep me laughing, even on my shittiest of days. So, if Tully, Raw Dog, and Jason see these interviews, THANK YOU GUYS!

Big Red 中 (@Einarcus)

  1. Where do you live? Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
  2. What is your occupation? Labourer, hope to become a Steamfitter / Pipefitter.
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. I like Hockey, Movies, Good clothes, Fast cars, Whiskey and You. What else do you need to know
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? I’ve listened since Tully was called Cowfucker and Rawdog was The Illusionist.
  5. How did you discover TJES? My “Brother” Jon was always listening to it in his work truck, So I got Sirius installed in my truck(s)
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? The show keeps growing, it never is the same. But mostly the Jingleberry mock tunes. 
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? I ofter drive accross country or a 5hr drive between Edmonton and Fort Mac so I plan my trips around the show. My body and mind have changed, both good and bad. 
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? When i’m not listening to the Ellis show or playing hockey. I like to read non-fiction books. and also I was Born Naked and Ready they just put clothes on me.

 

If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.

 

EllisFam Interviews

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I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

Chris Schmidt (@Schmidt_happenz)

  1. Where do you live? Syracuse,NY
  2. What is your occupation? I work in Sales. Office and Medical Products
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. I was born and raised here in Syracuse. Havent traveled much. Always been a straight edge kid. Been involved in Lacrosse and Basketball. Love titties. Have a Bulldog. Play Xbox sometimes. Listen to Jason everyday and will support him on his rise to the King of Radio Throne. SpoogeNite on Ellismania. @Schmidt_Happenz on twitter
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? Probably about a year now.
  5. How did you discover TJES? Was driving on the way to work. Was looking for Opie and Anthony channel cause i heard it was funny. Came across Sarah and Ashley fucking each other and thought it was one of the funniest things ide ever heard. Been hooked since. Never looked for another Radio show to listen to. I love my job strictly because i spend so much time in my car and can tune into the show as much as possible.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? The show makes me feel like im part of something Huge. I realize that sounds incredibly gay but i feel like the world will become to learn who Jason Ellis, RawDog, and Tully are and will fall in love with them. This is only the start of something Huge and I would love to be able to say i was there for the ride.. I know a year isn’t a long time but i feel like theres a lot more to look forward to in the Future. Jason being the Future of course.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? Between all the joking and the games played on the show. Jason gives great advice to his listeners when they are in need and pieces of what he has said have stuck with me. He helps give perspective on things and is a genuine person.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? Im completely nude right now watching the Yankees. I also love Boyz II Men and Freezepops.

Bushy McPoopington (@iPoopinBushes)

  1. Where do you live? with my mom and my sister in San Diego
  2. What is your occupation? I freeload off my mom
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. I am a 6 year old yellow lab. My mom rescued me when I was 9 months old. I love the beach, long walks, treats and following mom around the house
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? is he that funny sounding dude my mom always listens to on the radio?
  5. How did you discover TJES? My mom listens to TJES every day. I’m pretty sure she’s been listening as long as she’s had me.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? I really like that smart dude, I think his name is scully or cully or something like that. I also really love the jingleberries.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? because of this show, my mom goes out of town alot and I don’t like that. but she has made a lot of friends and laughs alot when the show is on. So if she’s happy, I’m happy.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? I may just be a dog, but I have two ears and they both work and I know this show is great. I may not speak english, but ellis can’t read, so we’re even, right?

If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.

 

 

 

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I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

Shantanee Raquel (@Shanwize1)

  1. Where do you live? I’m a resident of a Devil’s Town, Las Vegas, Nevada. Cali made, Vegas influenced.
  2. What is your occupation? Part-time UPS employee, part-time aimless wanderer.
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. 24 years old. I consider myself a pretty open, honest(to a fault), loyal individual with a love for writing and meeting new people. Sensitive with a sick sense of humor, constantly discovering new things about myself. Aimlessly wandering around the earth, trying to figure out how to conquer it! My feet are huge, pregnant women frighten me and I not so secretly love Creed. Don’t you judge me!
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? Hmm that’s hard to determine. I’d say about three years or so.
  5. How did you discover TJES? I got Siruis for Howard Stern, through him I was turned on to Bubba The Love Sponge, I recall Ellis calling in and his call sparked my intrigue. Been listening ever since.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? Tully’s Oxford educated quick-wit, creativity and talent. Raw Dog’s unintentional hilarity, mixed with that beady eyed innocence, make him so likeable. The coming of age story that is Raw Dog, makes you route for him. Then you have Jason Ellis who shares so much of his life with you when he doesn’t have to. His charm,wit, honesty and passion for life keep me coming back for more. It’s nice to see when things come together for him. His story is still being written, we get to see it come together, and cheer him on in the process. He also has a sweet f*cking accent, that makes my ovaries overreact. The banter, the bits, and all the characters that make up TJES are what keep me listening, its the most consistent bright spot of my day everyday. I’m guaranteed to smile and laugh daily. Makes my heart happy right now, just thinking about Santa Claus agressively f*ckin Mel Gibson!
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? I had the pleasure of being apart of my first Ellismania this past July. First time attending and contending as well. It definitely helped to come out of my comfort zone a bit and it was such an ego boost. Made me realize I could do something completely out of the norm for me and enjoy it. I was rewarded for it with the best time of my life, with some incredibly awesome like-minded people, who are avid listeners just like myself. Ellisfam were good to me that weekend. Met some incredible people. I’ve also taken from the show, that I need to “Harden the f*ck up” and get sh*t done. And be the best I can. Didn’t think I could get any more open-minded. I was wrong! I really admire these guys so I take a lot from the show daily. Oh yeah, loads to the face will make men a lot happier, and they won’t cut people off in traffic, which means work won’t suck so much! ;]
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? Yup. I appreciate all the Ellisfam that have been so nice to me since Ellismania8. Its nice to know that people I don’t even know can be so welcoming to me, because of our common interest in the show. Its crazy. I love you all. Well wishes to you guys and let’s do it big Ellisamania9! ;D

 

中Jersey Mike中 (@jerseymike334)

 

  1. Where do you live? Branchville, NJ
  2. What is your occupation? Auto Body tech… you crash, we fix.
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. I’m 37. I’m an ex- hopeless drunk whom was given a second chance at life. Sober 4 years and see the whole picture with different eyes. Started playing guitar in bands in HS never made it anywhere really. I started to find it frustrating to try to coordinate efforts with other people and their shit so I decided to learn to play all of the instruments and just record myself! I know, sounds cocky but this is the truth. I havent really attempted to do anything with my musical talents, I think just because I’m just so busy making up for lost time. Living.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? about 4.5 years
  5. How did you discover TJES? I Was listening to the BTLS show pretty much everyday, but sometimes they would just get a bit too NASCAR for me so I started to flip the channel. The first few times I heard Ellis I HATED him and his accent and his attitude. This was right around the time I was out of rehab and one day I caught him saying something about how he used to be a crazy fuck and he cant drink anymore. He’s had my attention ever since.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? Definitely the laughs. He does piss me off sometimes but that’s just Ellis. I know he has come a long way from what he used to be like. Cowfucker RULES! Funniest guy on the show. Rawdog, accidental genius. 
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? Well, Yes it has. When I started listening to the show I had not picked up an instrument for over three years. This was so sad to me (and some other people) and I had no Idea what might inspire me to start playing again. I bought a computer MAC#1!!! with the intent to start recording something again. But what? I loved what the Jingleberries were doing and said “I could do that maybe even better!” I made the 1st three and sent them right in. No reply. I started getting cocky with my E-mails and saying I wanted to challenge the Jingleberries and that I was better. It was totally all for fun. I only got some feedback from Tully. About a year passed and all of the sudden…Song Parody Contest! I re-sent the 1st three and the “Rawdog’s crying shoulder” Was A hit! The rest is history. I now have the same Stand-up Paddle board as Jason Ellis and I will be out on the lake with it this wknd.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? I’m Awesome too!

 

If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.

 

 

EllisFam Interviews

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I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

Clint (@QwertyRDS)

  1. Where do you live? South East Georgia, 3 minutes from Florida
  2. What is your occupation? IT tech at a big ass plant, only been there 2 weeks. I was unemployed since Feb 14th 2011. I literally tweeted that I got fired a minute after and got a bunch of responses from people concerned that I hadn’t even met in person. Ellisfam pretty much kept me from getting too dark in a bad time.
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. 30 year old former Marine, never been married, no kids. Love to grill/smoke food. (here come the ninja jokes)
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? Since Feb. 2008
  5. How did you discover TJES? A friend and I just got hired on as roving technicians (aka, we drove all over fixing shit) and I rode with him the day after he got Sirius. He caught Ellis the day before and spoke of him as if I should know of his show. It just so happens it was the show they were reviewing the Illusionist’s tape of him being jerked off by Joanna Angel and 2 other ladies. I bought my Sirius unit the next damn day, I was hooked.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? When it’s just Ellis, Tully and Josh bullshitting the show is beyond awesome.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? Yeah I’d say so. I got a lil heavy after getting out the military. I hardened the fuck up and dropped about 70 lbs. Halftime nowadays is motivational too.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? I was at EM7 and met a shit ton of cool people. I tried to blaze with every ninja I could. Now that I am employed again, EM9 I’m looking for all the ninjas to party with, if ya know what I mean mate.

Julie Anuskewic (@julieanuskewic)

  1. Where do you live? Castle Dale, Ut aka Utah’s assho!e.  We moved here from Pittsburg, PA when I was 2 so my dad could work in the coal mines.  Actually, the Crandal Canyon mine collapse where the 5 guys died is 10 min from me.
  2. What is your occupation? Home Health R.N. I have been a nurse for almost 10 yrs.
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. I am 33. I have been married to my husband, Jeff for 6 yrs. We have been together 15years(very young when we met.) He is a boss at a CO2 plant owned by a corporation out of Canada so he goes up there quite often..I have a 14 yo son, Devon, and a 5 yo daughter, Illeana.  I have a cow dog named Dog, and an English Bulldog named Roscoe, aka Bubba.  We also have a dumb effin cat and a full grown bearded dragon.  I love animals….especially pandas, orcas, elephants, and owls. My neighbor owns zebras.  We got to pet a baby zebra that was being walked down the road on a rope leash..I love to ATV in the mountains or desert.  We are 15 min from each.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? A little over 2 yrs.  My husband has listened for about 5.
  5. How did you discover TJES? My husband got me hooked.  Now I am obsessed.  I got EM tickets this yr without asking and made him go.  We had a blast!
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? I love everyone involved in the show.  What a great variety of personalities!  I love the honesty and loyalty.  The boys hold nothing back. We know every detail of their lives.  You can’t get that from any other show.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? Of course it has! Brace yourselves, this may sound cheesy…  I have had many bad days..work, relationship, familial, life complications.  But the minute I start listening to Ellis, the problems seem to dissipate. Ellis, the boys, and Ellisfam, provide Laughter, companionship, entertainment, and respect….traits that definitely have impacted my life for the better! I feel that I owe a lot to the boys.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? RED DRAGONS!.     Oh..my bulldog farts like a human..

 

If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.

Show Re-cap For Thursday 8/16/2012

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I hear 90 is the new WTF

Good evening folks, hope you are all snuggled in by the fire with your hot coco and your snuggie. Oh wait, is summer, fuck that shit. I hope your naked in the pool, that’s more like it. Toady started off like a pyro in a fireworks shop, first they talked about dino on dino violence and how that shits uncool, but its a good thing they’re dead otherwise the violence would be out of control. Bam had Kat Von D on his show, if you heard it then you were the only one. Rawdog laid his man card on the table and told his girlfriend that the chaps are out and she hasn’t brought it up since. Jackie Stallone, Sylvester’s mom, is pretty hot for a 90 something broad. Don’t fucking cuss around your fucking kids otherwise the little shits will start talking like I fucking do. Chicks that fake orgasms are just ruining it for themselves, honestly, if your man can’t get you off, then he really doesn’t care to begin with. RawdiggidyDog doesn’t think that Cher is the ultra massive icon that she is, and instead of making the argument, I will just say that she is. It’s on the internet, that means it’s true.

In Drunk MMA Sasquatch News, Forrest Griffin will not retire from the MMA, at least not yet. There’s a kid in Texas that should be recruited by half the college football teams in the country right now. 12 year old Elijah Earnheartis 6’1″ and weighs 197lbs, he would

When is Sandra Bullock gonna get here?

dominate, at least until it was time for recess, but after that, WATCH OUT! Some jealous dude is suing Tommy Lee because he ripped of his idea for the upside down drums, but lets face it, only Tommy Lee could pull that off and this pud whacker is just jealous of his mad skills. Linden B Jhonson was the most Boss President ever, and some chick from some movie fucked the director and got canned from the sequal. Looks like its back to the casting couch for you!

The Church of Hayden has returned! That’s right ladies and fondlers, the number one famous celebrity and Emmy Award winning actor Thomas Hayden Church has arrived, again. Not only that but just before getting to the swinghouse, THC became the hero of one small throated man. This dude was choking on some pasta and like a hero, THC jumped in and gave him the Heimlich until the sweet sweet breath of life reentered his body. They also talked about movies, surfing, Marlon Brando, their Dads, and his new movie, Killer Joe, in a theater near you. If you missed the interview/guest appearance, our friend Cobra Tits has once again proven that he is the man, here’s the interview. At the end they played, Guess Who’s Nipple, and Josh lost. For losing Ellis got to pick someone out of his phone to text and as we hoped, Jason picked his girlfriend. Unfortunately they thought bitPimps suggestion was too mean (I will see you tomorrow, my girlfriend is being a bitch right now), and went with the confirmation that Josh WILL wear the “assless chaps.” I tried to get yer mum a pair of assless chaps once, but I felt bad after I found out how many cows they would have to kill to wrap them around her gigantic gelatinous thighs, OH!